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Old 10-10-2009, 03:28 PM   #21
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Old 10-10-2009, 03:29 PM   #22
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You guys are funny! Good shit!
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Old 10-10-2009, 03:30 PM   #23
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"Some people ride bikes. Some people talk about riding bikes. At TWFix, we don't really do either."
Best one yet,
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 10-10-2009, 03:36 PM   #24
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Old 10-10-2009, 03:58 PM   #25
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"TWFix.com Because Everyone Else Fucking Sucks Donkey Balls!!!"


"TWFix The Wind Beneath Your Wings"


"TWFix: The Biggest E-Penises On The Net"


"TWFix: Taking PostWhoredom To A Whole New Level"


"Fuck More, Bitch Less"


"TWFix: Postwhores Welcome"


"TWFix: Ride, Postwhore, Fuck, Eat, Sleep, Repeat."


"TWFix: (post)Whores Wanted"


"TWFix: Fourth Best Postwhore In Whole Country Of Kazakhstan"


"TWFix: It's The Right Thing To Do"


"TWFix: We INVENTED Steak And Blowjob Day"


"TWFix: 99.9% Heterosexual"


"TWFix" Ribbed For Her Pleasure"


"TWFix: The Anti-Drug"
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Old 10-10-2009, 04:02 PM   #26
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"TWFix: Ultra, New And Improved"


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Old 10-10-2009, 04:05 PM   #27
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"TWFix: Ride, Postwhore, Fuck, Eat, Sleep, Repeat."
I was going to do the "eat, sleep, ride" shirt, but put "post, *unknown*, ride"

like this one, would this be an interest to anyone?

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Old 10-10-2009, 04:08 PM   #28
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I was going to do the "eat, sleep, ride" shirt, but put "post, *unknown*, ride"

like this one, would this be an interest to anyone?

I like that one...but with a sportbike.

I would buy another TWFix shirt (if there are women's sizes available) but since I run into preschool families a lot on the weekend I would want something clean.
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Old 10-10-2009, 04:11 PM   #29
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I would buy another TWFix shirt (if there are women's sizes available) but since I run into preschool families a lot on the weekend I would want something clean.
There are women's specific shirts that I can make. So that's not an issue.
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Old 10-10-2009, 04:15 PM   #30
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Oh, I saw a guy at WalMart the other day wearing a shirt that says, "Loud pipes save lives... Jesus saves souls."

How about, "Loud pipes save lives... TWFix saves souls."?

"Gear: Because sweat wipes off, but roadrash doesn't."

"Gear: Because cursing on the side of the road is better than the hospital ANY day."

"Gear: The only time you don't look gay in full leather."

Shit... maybe we could do a "TWFix.com's Top 10 Reasons to Wear Gear" shirt...
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