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Old 10-11-2009, 07:21 PM   #41
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"Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul."
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"There's a reason we put our knee down in the corner, Prayer!"
I like this! -or some variation- I told this to a chick I dated for a short time and it didn't go over very well. Religious

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"Yut (to the Uuugghhh)" as in an exponent?
HELL NOO!!!
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Old 10-25-2009, 08:39 AM   #42
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dont remember where i saw this on a shirt or just read it somewhere, but thought it was funny

"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance....I outran a Cop!"
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Old 10-26-2009, 09:30 AM   #43
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I always like this saying.

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Old 10-26-2009, 10:27 AM   #44
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The best views are over the handlebars

sometimes ya gotta get lost... to find yourself.

Twfix.com... not opinions... FACTS (with no supporing evidence)
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Old 10-26-2009, 12:10 PM   #45
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There are some really funny ones in here. I can't remember which ones were funny....but they were in this thread somewhere.
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Old 10-26-2009, 12:19 PM   #46
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Yeah, I like the chrome one. I still really want to do the one on PJ's shirts. I should of asked him about it this past weekend, but got caught up fucking around with the 50.
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Old 10-26-2009, 12:24 PM   #47
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"TWFix, Lowering Office Productivity By 63.7% Since (Date started)"
*picture of guy at office, on computer with TWFix on screen*


"TWFix, Why Ride Motorcycles When You Can Argue About Them On The Internet..."
I like these two.

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"Some people ride bikes. Some people talk about riding bikes. At TWFix, we don't really do either."

"Got a 200mph Gixxer 600... Come tell us about it."
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Old 10-26-2009, 12:26 PM   #48
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"Stupid might hurt, but it sure kills time online... TWFix"
And this one.

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Yeah and this one
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Old 10-26-2009, 01:44 PM   #49
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"faster. faster until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death"
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Moral of this story is everyone is fucked up no matter atheist or religious.
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Old 12-15-2009, 09:32 AM   #50
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ride it like you hear the banjos and they're getting louder.
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