Mentally Ill Wildlife Mocked In The Press

askmrjesus · 09-08-2011, 11:42 AM

The heartless bastards...

Drunk Swedish elk found in apple tree near Gothenburg

Saro, Sweden, 6 September 2011

The elk was apparently searching for fermenting apples when she got stuck.

A homeowner in southern Sweden got a shock when he found a drunken elk stuck in his neighbor's apple tree.

The moose was apparently on the hunt for fermenting apples when she lost her balance and became trapped in the tree.

Per Johansson, from Saro near Gothenburg, found the elk making a roaring noise in the garden next door.

He called the emergency services, who helped him free the boozed-up beast by sawing off branches. She spent the night recovering in the garden.

The next day she took herself off into the woods with her hangover.

Drunken elk are not an uncommon sight in Sweden during autumn, when there are plenty of apples about.

Other residents of Saro had seen the elk on the loose in the preceding days.

Mr Johansson said the elk appeared to be sick, drunk, or "half-stupid", the Associated Press reported.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14842999

If you've never seen a retarded elk in a tree, (which is clearly a cry for help) clicky. If you have, just move along.

JC

Gas Man · 09-08-2011, 01:24 PM

That's awesome! GO ELK!

Captain Morgan · 09-08-2011, 02:24 PM

The press should be mocked for not knowing there is a difference between Elk and Moose.

Particle Man · 09-08-2011, 02:51 PM

Dave · 09-08-2011, 07:40 PM

Im surprised he didnt rape it first

defector · 09-08-2011, 07:52 PM

[Bullwinkle voice]:
Hey Rocky, let's get shitfaced!
[/Bullwinkle voice]

Adeptus_Minor · 09-08-2011, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by defector

[Bullwinkle voice]:
Hey Rocky, let's get shitfaced!
[/Bullwinkle voice]

[Rocky voice]
Again?! That trick never works!
[/voice]

Dave · 09-09-2011, 07:37 AM

Nothing up muh sleeve

09-08-2011, 11:42 AM	#1
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	Mentally Ill Wildlife Mocked In The Press The heartless bastards... Drunk Swedish elk found in apple tree near Gothenburg Saro, Sweden, 6 September 2011 The elk was apparently searching for fermenting apples when she got stuck. A homeowner in southern Sweden got a shock when he found a drunken elk stuck in his neighbor's apple tree. The moose was apparently on the hunt for fermenting apples when she lost her balance and became trapped in the tree. Per Johansson, from Saro near Gothenburg, found the elk making a roaring noise in the garden next door. He called the emergency services, who helped him free the boozed-up beast by sawing off branches. She spent the night recovering in the garden. The next day she took herself off into the woods with her hangover. Drunken elk are not an uncommon sight in Sweden during autumn, when there are plenty of apples about. Other residents of Saro had seen the elk on the loose in the preceding days. Mr Johansson said the elk appeared to be sick, drunk, or "half-stupid", the Associated Press reported. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14842999 If you've never seen a retarded elk in a tree, (which is clearly a cry for help) clicky. If you have, just move along. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

09-08-2011, 01:24 PM	#2
Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	That's awesome! GO ELK! __________________ -Chris "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?" Run Amsoil Product

09-08-2011, 07:40 PM	#5
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	Im surprised he didnt rape it first __________________ TWF Post whore #6

09-08-2011, 02:24 PM	#3
Captain Morgan Let's do another U-turn Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Indiana Moto: 2009 V-Strom Posts: 3,816	The press should be mocked for not knowing there is a difference between Elk and Moose.

09-08-2011, 02:51 PM	#4
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09-08-2011, 07:52 PM	#6
defector My balls, your chin Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The desert of Az Moto: 929, SV650, YZ250 Posts: 1,917	[Bullwinkle voice]: Hey Rocky, let's get shitfaced! [/Bullwinkle voice]

09-09-2011, 07:37 AM	#8
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	Nothing up muh sleeve