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Old 11-18-2011, 08:26 PM   #1
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Default Twelve feet of hilarity

Don't know if you guys check out ADV, but this shit is hilarious

http://advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=740052
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 11-18-2011, 09:16 PM   #2
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Freaking awesome
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Old 11-19-2011, 01:15 AM   #3
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And here I thought you couldn't top the stories we always hear from the dealers about people wadding their new bikes leaving the dealership due to slick tires.
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Old 11-19-2011, 08:18 AM   #4
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hes ready for a busa now, he did start small after all ;
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Old 11-19-2011, 08:42 AM   #5
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hes ready for a busa now, he did start small after all ;
Yeah, with the additional power he could make it 20 feet now
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Old 11-19-2011, 08:51 AM   #6
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Yeah, with the additional power he could make it 20 feet now
or just go through the pole LOL
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Old 11-19-2011, 11:07 AM   #7
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or just go through the pole LOL
He'd lock it up and end up a...



Wait for it....



Pole lock.
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Old 11-21-2011, 01:47 PM   #8
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hes ready for a busa now, he did start small after all ;
He's not quite ready for a Litre+ bike. Maybe a 954
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Old 11-21-2011, 01:57 PM   #9
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i imagine dealers have alot of noob stories
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Old 11-21-2011, 02:04 PM   #10
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i imagine dealers have alot of noob stories
Your grasp of the obvious will be greatly missed when you finally go away.
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