The weasle told him to

derf · 06-08-2011, 06:53 PM

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/htm...elassault.html

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HOQUIAM, Wash. —
Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into a Hoquiam apartment and assaulted a man.

The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker said, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.

The attacker was apparently looking for his girlfriend and had gone to her former boyfriend's apartment Monday night where the victim was a guest.

KXRO reports he left carcass behind.

Police later found the suspect arguing with his girlfriend at another location and arrested the 33-year-old Hoquiam man after a fight.

He said he had found the marten dead near Hoquiam, but police don't know why he carried it with him.

A marten is a member of the weasel family.

Avatard · 06-08-2011, 07:01 PM

Jealous guy, looking for his GF, he probably killed her pet :/

Adeptus_Minor · 06-08-2011, 07:15 PM

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The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker said, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.

Christ... that cracked me up.
It's like a real life Monty Python bit.

Particle Man · 06-08-2011, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Adeptus_Minor

Christ... that cracked me up.
It's like a real life Monty Python bit.

What do you mean? African or European?

Rangerscott · 06-09-2011, 12:45 AM

It's a marten mothafucker! POW!

defector · 06-09-2011, 09:50 AM

Until reading this, I had no idea what a marten was. I have been educated.

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06-09-2011, 12:45 AM	#5
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	It's a marten mothafucker! POW!