House shopping, you decide.

defector · 08-06-2009, 04:21 PM

Me too, but mine is only "city big", not "country big", -5 Points
Dammit...

OK, but how about this?

Upon the onset of the zombie apocalypse, the undead army will have to:

1. travel 40 miles out of the city (cuz that's where I live) +2 points

2. figure out which house is mine, (cause quite obviously they all look the same) +5 points

3.make it up my stairs (cuz you always run upstairs. always. how else can you throw baddies out the top window? plus zombies aren't really known for their fantastic climbing skills, so it could take a few minutes) positive 10 points goddam smiley

4. figure out how to get up into my (unecessary) 11ft high ceiling and into the attic, where I will be waiting. positive 10 points goddam smiley

I really think the scoring speaks for itself.......

That is about all the BS I can muster now, sorry.

RACER X · 08-06-2009, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by defector

4. figure out how to get up into my (unecessary) 11ft high ceiling and into the attic, where I will be waiting. positive 10 points goddam smiley

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i can run into my attic from the game room, leaving the door open so they can follow. then i clamor up to the next level go over to the north part of the house, where i push down the roof attic door, and run behind the last Z and shut the door behind them.

HA it's TARP!

View Poll Results: Which house would you choose?
House A: Big, fancy, look at me!	3	11.54%
House B: Smaller, easier to maintain, better locale.	22	84.62%
I fucker Tater's ex-wife in shmike's guest room.	1	3.85%
Voters: 26. You may not vote on this poll

08-06-2009, 04:21 PM	#1
defector My balls, your chin Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The desert of Az Moto: 929, SV650, YZ250 Posts: 1,917	Me too, but mine is only "city big", not "country big", -5 Points Dammit... OK, but how about this? Upon the onset of the zombie apocalypse, the undead army will have to: 1. travel 40 miles out of the city (cuz that's where I live) +2 points 2. figure out which house is mine, (cause quite obviously they all look the same) +5 points 3.make it up my stairs (cuz you always run upstairs. always. how else can you throw baddies out the top window? plus zombies aren't really known for their fantastic climbing skills, so it could take a few minutes) positive 10 points goddam smiley 4. figure out how to get up into my (unecessary) 11ft high ceiling and into the attic, where I will be waiting. positive 10 points goddam smiley I really think the scoring speaks for itself....... That is about all the BS I can muster now, sorry.