Mark Zucherberg Indited by the Hague

askmrjesus · 09-22-2011, 06:06 PM

Mark Zucherberg Indited by the Hague

Reuters 9-20-2011

By: J.H. Christos

In an unprecedented move, Mark Zucherberg, founder and CEO of Facebook, was indited by the International Criminal Court (ICC) today, on charges of crimes against humanity.

The charges come in the wake of millions of complaints from users of the popular social networking site.

Stephen Rapp, the U.S. Ambassador-at-Large for War Crimes, visited the Tribunal yesterday. He met with senior officials of the Tribunal to discuss a range of issues pertaining to Zucherberg's alteration of fonts used on the website, and the repositioning of data.

"It's clear that Mr. Zucherberg has caused widespread panic, both here in the US, and indeed, across the entire globe", said Rapp.

Other charges may be pending with the US Department of Agriculture, after it was reported that millions of Farmville users, claimed the loss of untold numbers of digital livestock.

Said one user, "It's a catastrophe. Our cows are just out there dying, and we can't find them".

http://www.haguejusticeportal.net/

JC

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askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	Mark Zucherberg Indited by the Hague Mark Zucherberg Indited by the Hague Reuters 9-20-2011 By: J.H. Christos In an unprecedented move, Mark Zucherberg, founder and CEO of Facebook, was indited by the International Criminal Court (ICC) today, on charges of crimes against humanity. The charges come in the wake of millions of complaints from users of the popular social networking site. Stephen Rapp, the U.S. Ambassador-at-Large for War Crimes, visited the Tribunal yesterday. He met with senior officials of the Tribunal to discuss a range of issues pertaining to Zucherberg's alteration of fonts used on the website, and the repositioning of data. "It's clear that Mr. Zucherberg has caused widespread panic, both here in the US, and indeed, across the entire globe", said Rapp. Other charges may be pending with the US Department of Agriculture, after it was reported that millions of Farmville users, claimed the loss of untold numbers of digital livestock. Said one user, "It's a catastrophe. Our cows are just out there dying, and we can't find them". http://www.haguejusticeportal.net/ JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.