Cage fun for Pauldun

smileyman · 12-29-2008, 05:10 PM

The primary concern of many males purchasing a vehicle (not us of course) is what type of member of the opposite sex it may lure. Here's ten cars and the corresponding women they attract.

Many guys hope their new car purchase will allow them to roll up to the line standing in the cold at their corner club on a Saturday night, and have the hottest woman waiting decide the car running its engine is the coziest place on earth for them. We here at Jalopnik know better. We know unless you're driving up in the hottest of hot supercars, the car you drive has less to do with attracting the girl you really want and more to do with attracting — well — other types of women. So instead of snagging Hottest Woman of 2008 Jennifer Connelly (seen to the left), you'll probably be swingin' with the following. Depending on which car you're driving, of course

http://jalopnik.com/5117022/ten-type...s-they-attract

Particle Man · 12-30-2008, 07:50 AM

Screw that... all the cars pull up and one bike pulls up, guess where they go?

Hint: it ain't the cars.

Archren · 12-30-2008, 08:45 AM

Fuck that.. I'LL be the one driving the nice car/bike, thank you very much.

pauldun170 · 12-30-2008, 09:41 AM

smileyman · 12-30-2008, 10:45 AM

I want me an old school hot rod!

Homeslice · 12-30-2008, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Particle Man

Screw that... all the cars pull up and one bike pulls up, guess where they go?

Hint: it ain't the cars.

Sure, if they're under 20.

Dnyce · 12-30-2008, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Homeslice

Sure, if they're under 20.

and its not raining/cold

t-homo · 12-31-2008, 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Homeslice

Sure, if they're under 20.

Works for me. I'm 19.

Digifox · 12-31-2008, 01:16 AM

hell yeah!

New wishlist:
GTi
1954 Corvette (WHOOT WHOOT) or a Pimped 1952 Bel-air

Dave · 12-31-2008, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smileyman

I want me an old school hot rod!

i just want the rockabilly chick

we can hang out in my basement and get freaky to stray cats albums

12-29-2008, 05:10 PM	#1
smileyman White Trash Hero Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NW Arkansas Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition Posts: 4,895	Cage fun for Pauldun The primary concern of many males purchasing a vehicle (not us of course) is what type of member of the opposite sex it may lure. Here's ten cars and the corresponding women they attract. Many guys hope their new car purchase will allow them to roll up to the line standing in the cold at their corner club on a Saturday night, and have the hottest woman waiting decide the car running its engine is the coziest place on earth for them. We here at Jalopnik know better. We know unless you're driving up in the hottest of hot supercars, the car you drive has less to do with attracting the girl you really want and more to do with attracting — well — other types of women. So instead of snagging Hottest Woman of 2008 Jennifer Connelly (seen to the left), you'll probably be swingin' with the following. Depending on which car you're driving, of course http://jalopnik.com/5117022/ten-type...s-they-attract __________________ Arkriders.com To be the best you must first be willing to risk the worst!

12-30-2008, 07:50 AM	#2
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	Screw that... all the cars pull up and one bike pulls up, guess where they go? Hint: it ain't the cars. __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

12-30-2008, 08:45 AM	#3
Archren Sham WOW Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: ATX Moto: 2007 Ducati 1098 Posts: 2,741	Fuck that.. I'LL be the one driving the nice car/bike, thank you very much. __________________ Photography "The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time. It was impossible." - Hunter S. Thompson, Song of the Sausage Creature "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss

12-30-2008, 10:45 AM	#5
smileyman White Trash Hero Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NW Arkansas Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition Posts: 4,895	I want me an old school hot rod! __________________ Arkriders.com To be the best you must first be willing to risk the worst!

12-31-2008, 01:16 AM	#9
Digifox Cl4p-Trap Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Columbus, Ohio Moto: Your mom. Posts: 734	hell yeah! New wishlist: GTi 1954 Corvette (WHOOT WHOOT) or a Pimped 1952 Bel-air __________________ Firm as cherries.