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Old 05-12-2011, 08:25 AM   #11
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I went to the theater to watch it, fucking horrible. Good thing I had a bottle of Bourbon in my woman's purse.
I walked out.
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Old 05-12-2011, 09:21 AM   #12
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I went to the theater to watch it, fucking horrible. Good thing I had a bottle of Bourbon in my woman's purse.
You carry a woman's purse?
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Old 05-12-2011, 09:29 AM   #13
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You carry a woman's purse?
Gotta keep the bourbon somewhere... Why not next to the tampons.
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Old 05-12-2011, 09:43 AM   #14
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Bourbon soaked tampons...now that's a conversation starter.
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Old 05-12-2011, 10:19 AM   #15
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You guys are like threadjack professionals... it's an artform.
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Old 05-12-2011, 11:49 AM   #16
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You carry a woman's purse?
Yes, I have a woman that carries it for me as well. It's there just to disguise my Bourbon with feminine hygiene products and other woman garbage.
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Old 05-12-2011, 12:07 PM   #17
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This is why I have a ten year limit on things we pinch
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Old 05-12-2011, 03:23 PM   #18
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You guys are like threadjack professionals... it's an artform.
*bow* thank you, thank you.
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Old 05-12-2011, 03:28 PM   #19
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I can't wait to get my letter. I think I'll go download it again...


I wonder if the suit could even legally extend to Canada?

Not that I give a fuck. Its not a movie i'd actually take the time to download, but im just wondering what the legal differences are here.
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