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Old 08-04-2009, 10:22 PM   #11
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i have two hands
and only one dong.
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:24 PM   #12
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feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
I have one word in response to this statement.

"perfection"
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:27 PM   #13
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I have the same number of dogs as I do motorcycles. But, in a few months ill have one more dog than motorcycles.

But! Hopefully next summer ill have the same number of motorcycles and dogs again.
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:34 PM   #14
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I have two wheel chocks.

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Old 08-04-2009, 11:05 PM   #15
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and only one dong.


yes karl e-five
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Old 08-05-2009, 12:18 PM   #16
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I have two wheel chocks.

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yes, to help you with replacing fork internals rather than friends. I saw that
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Old 08-05-2009, 04:52 PM   #17
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Fingers and toes,
fingers and toes,
forty things we share,
41 if you include
the fact that we don't care
Like boots or forums, Oh when they start
They really fall apart
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I have the same number of dogs as I do motorcycles. But, in a few months ill have one more dog than motorcycles.

But! Hopefully next summer ill have the same number of motorcycles and dogs again.
It's good to keep the Dog to Motorcycle ratio balanced. 2 and 2 has been working well for me so far.
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My dogs drank all of my root beer.
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Old 07-11-2010, 09:26 PM   #19
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I'll bet they are farting like mad.

Better get away by riding your motorcycle. Then when you get back you can pet them because the gas will have passed.
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Old 07-11-2010, 10:34 PM   #20
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My Bike to Dog ratio is going to be thrown off again tomorrow. Selling one bike but shopping for another. Hopefully I can keep it together long enough to get everything back in balance.
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