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Old 11-21-2008, 01:19 PM   #1
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"Sweetie, where is the semen?"

"Dammit woman, its right here with the cummin!"

"Darling, can I have some help in the kitchen? The Smiths are coming over tonite and I need you to stir this and then beat off into it..."
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Old 11-28-2008, 09:06 AM   #2
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"Sweetie, where is the semen?"

"Dammit woman, its right here with the cummin!"

"Darling, can I have some help in the kitchen? The Smiths are coming over tonite and I need you to stir this and then beat off into it..."
lol, hey if shes the cook, shes gotta get the semen outta u, preferably by mouth
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