I'm gonna burn (pet story)

Particle Man · 04-20-2009, 04:52 PM

My cat (long haired mainecoon) was begging to go outside... I told her it was raining but she insisted on going out anyway so I opened the door and she bolted out and skidded to a halt once she realized it was raining. She turned around and glared at me (like it was my idea to go outside) then walked away.

Last I saw of her at the time, she was headed into the hedge next to my house (probably go go under the trees and get out of the rain). Fast forward about 30 minutes later and I hear her meyowing under my window so I let her in... She managed to get burdock stuck to her tail and was twitching it trying to show me she was pissed off - she twitched her tail too far and it stuck to her ass. She must have thought something grabbed her tail because she proceeded to ricochet off the walls like a furry pinball until I managed to catch her and freed her tail from its sorry state. I started laughing so hard I could hardly breathe and the cat just sat there and glared at me.

I'll be sleeping with one eye open tonight.

Archren · 04-20-2009, 04:55 PM

neebelung · 04-20-2009, 04:56 PM

Be afriad. Be very afraid. Maine Coons are big enough to suffocate a grown man with very little effort.

KSGregman · 04-20-2009, 04:59 PM

Hide your sneakers....they likely won't have any laces by morning if you leave them out. It probably would be a good idea to stash your pillows until bedtime too....wouldn't want her to gag a nasty hairball all over your pillow at bedtime.

It sucks to KNOW that revenge is coming....and there isn't much you can do to avoid/prevent it.

rogue · 04-20-2009, 05:05 PM

Ducati Diva · 04-20-2009, 05:05 PM

HurricaneHeather · 04-20-2009, 05:52 PM

And people say cats are boring.

Do we have pics of said kitty? I loooove mainecoons!

Sixxxxer · 04-20-2009, 05:57 PM

My cat is a fucking maniac...He runs outside all the time and One of these days hes gotten get attacked by a squirrel or some shit and then blame me for letting him go outside.

Dave · 04-20-2009, 06:59 PM

see this is why max only goes outside on a lead

njchopper87 · 04-20-2009, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sixxxxer

My cat is a fucking maniac...He runs outside all the time and One of these days hes gotten get attacked by a squirrel or some shit and then blame me for letting him go outside.

Yours got attacked by one? Hell, mine killed one and brought it to my mother as a present a while back. I only wish I was there to see it in person..

Cats do some pretty funny shit. I wish I could remember a good story to share, but I got nothin for now.

04-20-2009, 04:52 PM	#1
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	I'm gonna burn (pet story) My cat (long haired mainecoon) was begging to go outside... I told her it was raining but she insisted on going out anyway so I opened the door and she bolted out and skidded to a halt once she realized it was raining. She turned around and glared at me (like it was my idea to go outside) then walked away. Last I saw of her at the time, she was headed into the hedge next to my house (probably go go under the trees and get out of the rain). Fast forward about 30 minutes later and I hear her meyowing under my window so I let her in... She managed to get burdock stuck to her tail and was twitching it trying to show me she was pissed off - she twitched her tail too far and it stuck to her ass. She must have thought something grabbed her tail because she proceeded to ricochet off the walls like a furry pinball until I managed to catch her and freed her tail from its sorry state. I started laughing so hard I could hardly breathe and the cat just sat there and glared at me. I'll be sleeping with one eye open tonight. __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. Last edited by Particle Man; 04-20-2009 at 05:05 PM..

04-20-2009, 04:55 PM	#2
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04-20-2009, 05:05 PM	#6
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04-20-2009, 05:57 PM	#8
Sixxxxer Like Gixxxxer But Not Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Dirty Jersey Moto: 2008 ZX6R Posts: 4,891	My cat is a fucking maniac...He runs outside all the time and One of these days hes gotten get attacked by a squirrel or some shit and then blame me for letting him go outside. __________________ [FRSH] Candy Plasma Blue

04-20-2009, 04:56 PM	#3
neebelung Ornery, scandalous & evil Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Jacksonville, FL Moto: 2004 Scarlet R1 Posts: 5,962	Be afriad. Be very afraid. Maine Coons are big enough to suffocate a grown man with very little effort.

04-20-2009, 04:59 PM	#4
KSGregman Get Fit...or Get OUT Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: KS Moto: 07 M109-R Posts: 1,993	Hide your sneakers....they likely won't have any laces by morning if you leave them out. It probably would be a good idea to stash your pillows until bedtime too....wouldn't want her to gag a nasty hairball all over your pillow at bedtime. It sucks to KNOW that revenge is coming....and there isn't much you can do to avoid/prevent it.

04-20-2009, 05:52 PM	#7
HurricaneHeather AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Sydney Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade Posts: 3,696	And people say cats are boring. Do we have pics of said kitty? I loooove mainecoons!

04-20-2009, 06:59 PM	#9
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	see this is why max only goes outside on a lead