Man shoots 18-yr old having sex with 16-yr old stepdaughter.

[pauldun170]

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

I believe that pitchforks are also permissible.

Pitchforks are permissible but problematic in practice.
Ma's and Pa's may use a pitchfork HOWEVER an issue arises when pitchforks are used within the confines of the home.
Pitchforks become unwieldy in tight quarters and pose liability issues for Ma's and Pa's.

If you git the varmit in the backside with the forks as he scrams out the window, you are fine from a legal standpoint.

However, if during the melee you strike the varmit with the HANDLE of the pitchfork you may be held liable for maintaining an unsafe environment.

To mitigate this risks, Ma's and Pa's must use a specially prepare pitchfork where the shaft\handle are covered in state approved padding.

[Rider]

Originally Posted by Dave

what state is this? Statutory?

FL. Not statutory


Edit: oh I guess 16 is statutory in FL. Age of consent is 18.

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by pauldun170

Pitchforks are permissible but problematic in practice.
Ma's and Pa's may use a pitchfork HOWEVER an issue arises when pitchforks are used within the confines of the home.
Pitchforks become unwieldy in tight quarters and pose liability issues for Ma's and Pa's.

If you git the varmit in the backside with the forks as he scrams out the window, you are fine from a legal standpoint.

However, if during the melee you strike the varmit with the HANDLE of the pitchfork you may be held liable for maintaining an unsafe environment.

To mitigate this risks, Ma's and Pa's must use a specially prepare pitchfork where the shaft\handle are covered in state approved padding.

Perhaps it's time that measures that have been successful in other jurisdictions be adopted then? Italian fathers and step-fathers find that a butcher knife, or meat cleaver is an effective in-home device. Pakistani fathers stick with the butcher knife, as the cleaver requires too much upper body strength.

[CrazyKell]

Originally Posted by Rider

Should have shot the slut daughter and let him go.

Seriously? Your mysoginstic viewpoints absolutely terrify me.

Consensual sex!

Foolish kids doing it at home though!

[Rider]

Originally Posted by CrazyKell

Seriously? Your mysoginstic viewpoints absolutely terrify me.

Consensual sex!

Foolish kids doing it at home though!

Read my post after that. You people have zero sense of humor.

[tached1000rr]

Originally Posted by EpyonXero

And while hes in jail everybody is going to be banging her.

and everyone will be banging him while he's in jail too

[pauldun170]

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

Perhaps it's time that measures that have been successful in other jurisdictions be adopted then? Italian fathers and step-fathers find that a butcher knife, or meat cleaver is an effective in-home device. Pakistani fathers stick with the butcher knife, as the cleaver requires too much upper body strength.

Ok...but do you place restrictions on pitchforks? Currently the risks concerning pitchforks have to do with Tort law. Do you propose that the state get involved?

In most states butcher knives are tightly regulated (must have license and bushy mustache).

[CrazyKell]

Originally Posted by Rider

Agreed. I don't seriously condone shooting anyone unless it's in self defense and it sounds like that was not the case here.

You're a comedian. Look up funny. You are not it.

[Rider]

Originally Posted by CrazyKell

You're a comedian. Look up funny. You are not it.

I'm not here for your entertainment, I'm here for mine.

[CrazyKell]

Originally Posted by Rider

I'm not here for your entertainment, I'm here for mine.

Then don't bitch when people don't get your, how you say, "sense of humour".