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tommymac 01-19-2010 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice (Post 322134)
Funny thing is a couple of guys I see at the gym wearing a TapOut wool ski hat.....Is it really that cold in the gym (no), or do they just want to look cool?

Do they work out in jeans and lugz or timbs :lol:

Homeslice 01-19-2010 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 322169)
Do they work out in jeans and lugz or timbs :lol:

Jeans no, timbs yes sometimes......and one of them comes in with a Carhart jacket :lol:

t-homo 01-19-2010 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice (Post 322134)
Funny thing is a couple of guys I see at the gym wearing a TapOut wool ski hat.....Is it really that cold in the gym (no), or do they just want to look cool?

Are they the same guys who work out wearing hoodies and sweat pants? Yeah, those douche bags must be trying to cut weight for something. Douchers.

Homeslice 01-19-2010 05:23 PM

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Homeslice 01-19-2010 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by t-rock (Post 322212)
Are they the same guys who work out wearing hoodies and sweat pants? Yeah, those douche bags must be trying to cut weight for something.

As if more clothing is really going to make a measureable difference in the weight they lose.

Like I say, they're wearing it cuz they think it looks "hard", or because they're having a bad hair day.

Rangerscott 01-19-2010 05:51 PM

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t-homo 01-19-2010 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice (Post 322214)
As if more clothing is really going to make a measureable difference in the weight they lose.

Like I say, they're wearing it cuz they think it looks "hard", or because they're having a bad hair day.

Not necessarily. If you have to make weight then wearing sweats will make you sweat out more water and let you cut a couple pounds extra. You normally gain most of it back quickly when you re-hydrate.

tommymac 01-19-2010 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by t-rock (Post 322225)
Not necessarily. If you have to make weight then wearing sweats will make you sweat out more water and let you cut a couple pounds extra. You normally gain most of it back quickly when you re-hydrate.

Still see the occasional guy in the space suit type stuff or a garbage bag so they sweat more.

Homeslice 01-19-2010 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by t-rock (Post 322225)
Not necessarily. If you have to make weight then wearing sweats will make you sweat out more water and let you cut a couple pounds extra. You normally gain most of it back quickly when you re-hydrate.

And that's the thing. I was talking about real weight loss, not just temporary water loss. If someone isn't actually competing in a sport, it's pointless. These guys I'm talking about are just middle-aged douchebags. The only thing they need to "make weight" for is their bathroom scale.

Hydrant 01-19-2010 07:57 PM

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A tragically hip LA Based clothing brand.The brand started the new wave of urban hipster fashion along with CHROME HEARTS,AFFLICTION,JUICY...etc.Has come to signify an ability to overpay for loudly colored clothing.Has become a status signifier amongst BMER/BENZ driving club kids who still live at home.Cougar MILFS can be seen wearing it on bonding trips to the mall with their sociopath offspring. The preferred clothing of the DOUCHEBAG GENERATION.
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A douchebag brand NOT worn by hipsters. Ed Hardy consists of ridiculously low quality garments at a hideously jacked up price. No, people aren't jealous of Ed Hardy wearing Douchebags, they actually have better taste.

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3. ed hardy 362 up, 182 down love it hate it

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An incredibly stupid and overpriced (think Hot Topic but even more stupid and over-priced than that) clothing brand worn by hipsters and "starving artists" in Hollywood. The brand is known for it's idiotic and faux hard core "tattoo-print" t-shirts and fucking trucker hats. Ashley Tisdale is a fan, so that should give you some clues as to how credible it is.
Soon-to-be-hipster: I know! Instead of spending my money on some good quality clothes, how about I throw down two hundred dollars for that tacky sweater over at Ed Hardy's?


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