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upshift 04-11-2008 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by ceo012384 (Post 30637)
You gotta raise your pimp hand.... and chokeabitch.

http://waynechoke.ytmnd.com/

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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 30744)
Ahhhh what a beautiful morning. No work to go to. Thank fucking god, I been going to Hiwassee Dam in North Carolina. They had a store over there called Rapers and a crazy church cult looking place called Field of the Woods. I was scared for my life out in that hick town. Been driving 2.5 hours to get out there everyday from home too. It sucked.

Lucky. I was supposed to go up to K-Part today til I figured out I had to work :bash: More money to go towards a bike I guess.

When I quoted Trip after I posed that it put it in my post automatically instead of creating a new one...scweet!:rockwoot::twfix:

Trip 04-11-2008 09:33 AM

Yeah that's the Vab's hack. He liked to multi post, so I made it merge multiple posts.

Trip 04-11-2008 09:56 AM

I found a group's rally poster.

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w...trip/rally.jpg

neebelung 04-11-2008 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 30755)

Is that :raccoon: on the left with her arm in the air? :lol:

Dave 04-11-2008 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 30515)
registration is overrated... well, depending on where you are riding.

in this case im using it to refrence how long the bike was in dude's backyard lol. anyway, new gas and new plugs and it fired RIGHT up. i love hondas. now its time to pimp it out lol

LaFemmes 04-11-2008 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 30766)
i love hondas. now its time to pimp it out lol


Theres a bike I have never ridden.
Nice ha?

Dave 04-11-2008 11:11 AM

yeah! i kinda rode it, like 2 feet yesterday lol. i gotta air the tires up and the handlebars have got to go! i'll post some pics later. got the sucker for $200 :P

LaFemmes 04-11-2008 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 30777)
yeah! i kinda rode it, like 2 feet yesterday lol. i gotta air the tires up and the handlebars have got to go! i'll post some pics later. got the sucker for $200 :P



Can't beat that price.

vabarber2 04-11-2008 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 30751)
Yeah that's the Vab's hack. He liked to multi post, so I made it merge multiple posts.

AKA Bloking the King!

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 30777)
yeah! i kinda rode it, like 2 feet yesterday lol. i gotta air the tires up and the handlebars have got to go! i'll post some pics later. got the sucker for $200 :P

Nice price, Now share pics.

Dave 04-11-2008 06:18 PM

got home today, filled the tires with air, put the airbox and seat back together and rode it around the block. runs pretty decent for being ancient. now its time to take it apart and start cleaning things. like the carbs lol

heres what she looks like
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b3...0409082308.jpg

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b3...0409082349.jpg

NONE_too_SOFT 04-11-2008 06:23 PM

your camera's focus broken?

Dave 04-11-2008 06:24 PM

we cant all have samsung flipshots buddy :P i'll get ones with the real camera gimmie a minute

NONE_too_SOFT 04-11-2008 06:46 PM

im not your buddy pal

Dave 04-11-2008 07:07 PM

whatever dickface

NONE_too_SOFT 04-11-2008 07:11 PM

lol you obviously havent seen the last southpark... dont take offense, it was a refference you'll never get.

Dave 04-11-2008 08:07 PM

none taken. i figured it was probably something like that but decided to play it safe and insult back lol. anyway heres some better shots
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b3...g/DSCN1129.jpg
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b3...g/DSCN1128.jpg
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b3...g/DSCN1127.jpg
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b3...g/DSCN1126.jpg

ceo012384 04-11-2008 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 30727)
You don't choke your wife, guy. Men go to jail for that.

I guess you are not up to snuff with recent humor. But this guy is:
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Originally Posted by upshift (Post 30746)


Dave 04-11-2008 11:10 PM

IT RUNS! and i took the mufflers off :P

[youtube]KLQ-4YEgPFE[/youtube]

Mr Lefty 04-11-2008 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 30921)
lol you obviously havent seen the last southpark... dont take offense, it was a refference you'll never get.

I thought it was from Oceans 11 or 12... Casey Aflecks character and the other dude argue'n...

vabarber2 04-12-2008 04:21 AM

Congrats dave, looking good, now do her up right.

OneSickPsycho 04-12-2008 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 30777)
yeah! i kinda rode it, like 2 feet yesterday lol. i gotta air the tires up and the handlebars have got to go! i'll post some pics later. got the sucker for $200 :P

I'd love to find something like that... I'd hack that bitch into something really gnarly.

Cutty72 04-12-2008 10:59 AM

Looks good.
I like the 'hawk better tho.

DLIT 04-12-2008 01:06 PM

I was so fucked up last night. I puked my face off on the way home and my wife put a bucket next to the bed in case I have to throw up again. She wakes up in the middle of the night to this loud noise. She rolls over and sees me pissing in the bucket she put out for me, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I don't remember it, but she said she asked what the fuck I was doing and I was like "What does it look like I'm doing?"

Cutty72 04-12-2008 01:49 PM

lazy ass... walk to the bathroom.

but i guess the bucket is better than pissing on your wife. :lol:

vabarber2 04-12-2008 03:02 PM

:lol: yeah atleast you got up, thats how my last relationship ended!

t-homo 04-12-2008 03:12 PM

One night I was way too drunk, woke up on the verge of pissing myself, hopped out of my loft, grabbed a gatorade bottle, filled it up, pinched off, and half filled another one. Completely forgot till my roommate saw the bottles the next day and asked me about it.

vabarber2 04-12-2008 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by t-rock (Post 31157)
One night I was way too drunk, woke up on the verge of pissing myself, hopped out of my loft, grabbed a gatorade bottle, filled it up, pinched off, and half filled another one. Completely forgot till my roommate saw the bottles the next day and asked me about it.

Saw a guy forget and drink it! I couldn't help but laugh my ass of!

t-homo 04-12-2008 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by vabarber2 (Post 31159)
Saw a guy forget and drink it! I couldn't help but laugh my ass of!

That would make me puke.

vabarber2 04-12-2008 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by t-rock (Post 31160)
That would make me puke.

Yeah, it was priceless! The guy was a goof ball and made a bunch of faces like he was going to after her realized what he had done, but was fine. He also hapens to be the same person who drank a tobacco spitter in the middle of the night, so I guess he's just incoherant when he wakes up.

OneSickPsycho 04-12-2008 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by DLIT (Post 31114)
I was so fucked up last night. I puked my face off on the way home and my wife put a bucket next to the bed in case I have to throw up again. She wakes up in the middle of the night to this loud noise. She rolls over and sees me pissing in the bucket she put out for me, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I don't remember it, but she said she asked what the fuck I was doing and I was like "What does it look like I'm doing?"

My buddy pissed all over his roommate one night... Passed out on the couch, woke up, walked into the bedroom, and pissed all over him in his bed... Had no idea it happened the next day...

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Originally Posted by vabarber2 (Post 31163)
Yeah, it was priceless! The guy was a goof ball and made a bunch of faces like he was going to after her realized what he had done, but was fine. He also hapens to be the same person who drank a tobacco spitter in the middle of the night, so I guess he's just incoherant when he wakes up.

I saw a guy pound a tobacco spitter and he was fully coherent and sober... Just wasn't paying attention... of course, it didn't help that it was a Diet Coke bottle...

NONE_too_SOFT 04-12-2008 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho (Post 31195)
My buddy pissed all over his roommate one night... Passed out on the couch, woke up, walked into the bedroom, and pissed all over him in his bed... Had no idea it happened the next day...



I saw a guy pound a tobacco spitter and he was fully coherent and sober... Just wasn't paying attention... of course, it didn't help that it was a Diet Coke bottle...


my fuckin roomate woke me up one night pissing in my shoes... i couldnt make sense of it.

Dave 04-12-2008 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho (Post 31040)
I'd love to find something like that... I'd hack that bitch into something really gnarly.

thats kinda the plan, im leaning somewhere between chopper and 'fighter. we'll see where things end up. got a bid in today on a nice set of black standard bars

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Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 31068)
Looks good.
I like the 'hawk better tho.

i finally got to ride it the other day, corners amazing but that twin thump is gonna take some getting used to

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Originally Posted by t-rock (Post 31157)
One night I was way too drunk, woke up on the verge of pissing myself, hopped out of my loft, grabbed a gatorade bottle, filled it up, pinched off, and half filled another one. Completely forgot till my roommate saw the bottles the next day and asked me about it.

heh in country when there were people we didnt like we used to put gatorade packets in with the piss and fill it up the rest of the way with water. ahh the spread of democracy

Full Throttle 04-12-2008 10:58 PM

So there is this place here in Chattanooga where a bunch of bikers meet on the weekends and me and 2 of my friends went to hangout and see what everyone was doing. well when we gotr there my buddy Ryan who rides a Ninja 250 decided he was going to do a couple wheelies on it... well everyone loved it cause they never really had seen a Ninja 250 do a wheelie... after that me and him raced a few times he beat he then i beat him it went back and forth like that a couple times. it was just a short drag race about the lengh of a football field pretty fun. then we all decided to go for a ride. Well we all pulled out disrupting traffic and pissing people off it was pretty cool anyways we went and got on the HWY and just gunned it going about 115 weaving in and out of traffic lane splitting and just hauling balls the whole way... it was awesome, loads of fun. After that we all split and went home. That was the first time ive gone that fast and been weaving in and out of traffic and ive never lane split before till then so i had a bit of an adrenneline rush which was awesome. Oh and my other friend Adam had a CBR1000 so he was just kind of cruising with us. but he never really does that either so he loved it to. Now that im home and im all hyped up over the ride i really want to go out again. i cant get enough... i really want to get a tank cam and record while i ride. i think it would be sweet, plus i could show everyone what happened while ridding.

Cutty72 04-12-2008 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Full Throttle (Post 31296)
So there is this place here in Chattanooga where a bunch of bikers meet on the weekends and me and 2 of my friends went to hangout and see what everyone was doing. well when we gotr there my buddy Ryan who rides a Ninja 250 decided he was going to do a couple wheelies on it... well everyone loved it cause they never really had seen a Ninja 250 do a wheelie... after that me and him raced a few times he beat he then i beat him it went back and forth like that a couple times. it was just a short drag race about the lengh of a football field pretty fun. then we all decided to go for a ride. Well we all pulled out disrupting traffic and pissing people off it was pretty cool anyways we went and got on the HWY and just gunned it going about 115 weaving in and out of traffic lane splitting and just hauling balls the whole way... it was awesome, loads of fun. After that we all split and went home. That was the first time ive gone that fast and been weaving in and out of traffic and ive never lane split before till then so i had a bit of an adrenneline rush which was awesome. Oh and my other friend Adam had a CBR1000 so he was just kind of cruising with us. but he never really does that either so he loved it to. Now that im home and im all hyped up over the ride i really want to go out again. i cant get enough... i really want to get a tank cam and record while i ride. i think it would be sweet, plus i could show everyone what happened while ridding.

squid...:wtfru:

and then ya wonder why people get pissy at bikers...

remember.

Crazy 04-12-2008 11:19 PM

FT you should get a suzuki RM125 for your next bike. I hear they top out at 180...

anyone ever seen a movie called trainspotting? some F'ed up shit.

upshift 04-12-2008 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 31301)
squid...:wtfru:

and then ya wonder why people get pissy at bikers...

remember.

:iagree: What the heck man? Weaving in and out of traffic, lane splitting, going 50 over the posted limit...man u need to be more careful than that while riding. You're going to end up getting hurt or worse doing stuff like that. I understand its an adrenaline rush but stuff like this is exactly why sportbike riders have a bad image.

BTW, you might want to edit that post before everyone flames the heck out of u in the morning for doing that stuff.

Cutty72 04-12-2008 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by upshift (Post 31305)
:iagree: What the heck man? Weaving in and out of traffic, lane splitting, going 50 over the posted limit...man u need to be more careful than that while riding. You're going to end up getting hurt or worse doing stuff like that. I understand its an adrenaline rush but stuff like this is exactly why sportbike riders have a bad image.

BTW, you might want to edit that post before everyone flames the heck out of u in the morning for doing that stuff.

he's already been quoted... so he's screwed. :lol:

but yeah, i have no issues with people exceeding the speedlimit, hell i do it. but NOT on a busy highway. backroads, no traffic, and NO weaving in and out of cars at triple digit speeds.

upshift 04-12-2008 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 31307)
he's already been quoted... so he's screwed. :lol:

but yeah, i have no issues with people exceeding the speedlimit, hell i do it. but NOT on a busy highway. backroads, no traffic, and NO weaving in and out of cars at triple digit speeds.

whoops...:rofl:


Yeah I meant in traffic. Not speeding in general. Guess I should have specified.

Full Throttle 04-12-2008 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 31301)
squid...:wtfru:

and then ya wonder why people get pissy at bikers...

remember.

Well there was only like 15 bikes so we all pulled out pretty quick didnt cause that much of a problem someone did honk though but f-uck them

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Originally Posted by Crazy (Post 31302)
FT you should get a suzuki RM125 for your next bike. I hear they top out at 180...

anyone ever seen a movie called trainspotting? some F'ed up shit.

No never seen one of them but im going to get an a 600 something dont really care.

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Originally Posted by upshift (Post 31305)
:iagree: What the heck man? Weaving in and out of traffic, lane splitting, going 50 over the posted limit...man u need to be more careful than that while riding. You're going to end up getting hurt or worse doing stuff like that. I understand its an adrenaline rush but stuff like this is exactly why sportbike riders have a bad image.

BTW, you might want to edit that post before everyone flames the heck out of u in the morning for doing that stuff.

Oh well and it was fun as Hell so i dont really care the traffic wasnt like backed up or anything it was almost 10pm so not many cars just enough that we had to change lanes a bunch of time a split a few cars. But oh well we all do stupid shit that was mine. at least i dont go doing Wheelies and stuff and ride like im retarded i know what im doing and i take all the precautions, Except granny driving. gotta have fun and sometimes going to the limit is what it takes.

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Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 31307)
he's already been quoted... so he's screwed. :lol:

but yeah, i have no issues with people exceeding the speedlimit, hell i do it. but NOT on a busy highway. backroads, no traffic, and NO weaving in and out of cars at triple digit speeds.

Like i said a min ago it was almost 10pm so not heavy heavy traffic.

t-homo 04-12-2008 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Full Throttle (Post 31313)


Oh well and it was fun as Hell so i dont really care the traffic wasnt like backed up or anything it was almost 10pm so not many cars just enough that we had to change lanes a bunch of time a split a few cars. But oh well we all do stupid shit that was mine. at least i dont go doing Wheelies and stuff and ride like im retarded i know what im doing and i take all the precautions, Except granny driving. gotta have fun and sometimes going to the limit is what it takes.

So weaving in and out of traffic at 115 isn't retarded? Go fuck yourself somewhere else douche.

Dnyce 04-13-2008 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by t-rock (Post 31314)
So weaving in and out of traffic at 115 isn't retarded? Go fuck yourself somewhere else douche.


ouch lol

Full Throttle 04-13-2008 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t-rock (Post 31314)
So weaving in and out of traffic at 115 isn't retarded? Go fuck yourself somewhere else douche.

Not really... Dont think so... seemed like a good idea then and still does now and if you or anyone else was there you would of been right there with us.

Cutty72 04-13-2008 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Full Throttle (Post 31316)
Not really... Dont think so... seemed like a good idea then and still does now and if you or anyone else was there you would of been right there with us.

nope...
i don't ride like an ass in traffic.

Dnyce 04-13-2008 01:35 AM

250's at 115mph must sound like dogs raping cats lol

DLIT 04-13-2008 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Full Throttle (Post 31296)
So there is this place here in Chattanooga where a bunch of bikers meet on the weekends and me and 2 of my friends went to hangout and see what everyone was doing. well when we gotr there my buddy Ryan who rides a Ninja 250 decided he was going to do a couple wheelies on it... well everyone loved it cause they never really had seen a Ninja 250 do a wheelie... after that me and him raced a few times he beat he then i beat him it went back and forth like that a couple times. it was just a short drag race about the lengh of a football field pretty fun. then we all decided to go for a ride. Well we all pulled out disrupting traffic and pissing people off it was pretty cool anyways we went and got on the HWY and just gunned it going about 115 weaving in and out of traffic lane splitting and just hauling balls the whole way... it was awesome, loads of fun. After that we all split and went home. That was the first time ive gone that fast and been weaving in and out of traffic and ive never lane split before till then so i had a bit of an adrenneline rush which was awesome. Oh and my other friend Adam had a CBR1000 so he was just kind of cruising with us. but he never really does that either so he loved it to. Now that im home and im all hyped up over the ride i really want to go out again. i cant get enough... i really want to get a tank cam and record while i ride. i think it would be sweet, plus i could show everyone what happened while ridding.

I highly doubt the little Hyosung 250 goes 115mph.

Dave 04-13-2008 01:43 AM

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marko138 04-13-2008 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Full Throttle (Post 31296)
So there is this place here in Chattanooga where a bunch of bikers meet on the weekends and me and 2 of my friends went to hangout and see what everyone was doing. well when we gotr there my buddy Ryan who rides a Ninja 250 decided he was going to do a couple wheelies on it... well everyone loved it cause they never really had seen a Ninja 250 do a wheelie... after that me and him raced a few times he beat he then i beat him it went back and forth like that a couple times. it was just a short drag race about the lengh of a football field pretty fun. then we all decided to go for a ride. Well we all pulled out disrupting traffic and pissing people off it was pretty cool anyways we went and got on the HWY and just gunned it going about 115 weaving in and out of traffic lane splitting and just hauling balls the whole way... it was awesome, loads of fun. After that we all split and went home. That was the first time ive gone that fast and been weaving in and out of traffic and ive never lane split before till then so i had a bit of an adrenneline rush which was awesome. Oh and my other friend Adam had a CBR1000 so he was just kind of cruising with us. but he never really does that either so he loved it to. Now that im home and im all hyped up over the ride i really want to go out again. i cant get enough... i really want to get a tank cam and record while i ride. i think it would be sweet, plus i could show everyone what happened while ridding.



You are fucking retarded. Probly wearing jeans and tshirt too.

upshift 04-13-2008 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Full Throttle (Post 31313)
Oh well and it was fun as hell so i dont really care the traffic wasnt like backed up or anything it was almost 10pm so not many cars just enough that we had to change lanes a bunch of time a split a few cars. But oh well we all do stupid shit that was mine. at least i dont go doing Wheelies and stuff and ride like im retarded i know what im doing and i take all the precautions, Except granny driving. gotta have fun and sometimes going to the limit is what it takes.

You call lane splitting not riding like you're retarded? The only safe lane splitting is that when you're stuck in traffic and even then. You can have fun riding and not have to take it to the limit. Just cruising around is fun to me. Not saying that I wouldn't be speeding but if you really enjoy riding you don't have to push it to the limit to get your fix.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Full Throttle (Post 31316)
Not really... Dont think so... seemed like a good idea then and still does now and if you or anyone else was there you would of been right there with us.

I wouldn't have. Anywhere there is traffic involved with excessive speed count me out. There are too many dangers involved when doing stuff like that. Start riding with your brain instead of your balls or your going to end up getting hurt.

t-homo 04-13-2008 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 31381)
You are fucking retarded. Probly wearing jeans and tshirt too.

Don't give him the benefit of the doubt. Gym shorts, wife beater, and flipflops. Probably a backwards hat too.

NONE_too_SOFT 04-13-2008 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Full Throttle (Post 31296)
So there is this place here in Chattanooga where a bunch of bikers meet on the weekends and me and 2 of my friends went to hangout and see what everyone was doing. well when we gotr there my buddy Ryan who rides a Ninja 250 decided he was going to do a couple wheelies on it... well everyone loved it cause they never really had seen a Ninja 250 do a wheelie... after that me and him raced a few times he beat he then i beat him it went back and forth like that a couple times. it was just a short drag race about the lengh of a football field pretty fun. then we all decided to go for a ride. Well we all pulled out disrupting traffic and pissing people off it was pretty cool anyways we went and got on the HWY and just gunned it going about 115 weaving in and out of traffic lane splitting and just hauling balls the whole way... it was awesome, loads of fun. After that we all split and went home. That was the first time ive gone that fast and been weaving in and out of traffic and ive never lane split before till then so i had a bit of an adrenneline rush which was awesome. Oh and my other friend Adam had a CBR1000 so he was just kind of cruising with us. but he never really does that either so he loved it to. Now that im home and im all hyped up over the ride i really want to go out again. i cant get enough... i really want to get a tank cam and record while i ride. i think it would be sweet, plus i could show everyone what happened while ridding.

I want to hear more. go out and do some more of that shit. I'll keep my eye on the obituaries.

lane splitting is done in slow moving/standstill traffic conditions. what you were doing was riding like a retard. You have a hyosung, right? how the fuck did you even get it up to 115? you sure those cheap bikes didnt mis match the KMPH's and MPH's?

t-homo 04-13-2008 08:21 PM

I love how everyone just joined in on bashing this douche. Bet he leaves for good fairly soon. Just throwin that out there.

Mrs. Colleen 04-13-2008 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by t-rock (Post 31510)
I love how everyone just joined in on bashing this douche. Bet he leaves for good fairly soon. Just throwin that out there.

Can I play too?!

We really need more people making a bad name for all motorcyclists. :td: Being a dumbass/Karma will catch up with him soon enough! :dthumb:

NONE_too_SOFT 04-13-2008 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by t-rock (Post 31510)
I love how everyone just joined in on bashing this douche. Bet he leaves for good fairly soon. Just throwin that out there.

He should fucking know better than to come around here and post shit like that.

now if he can take a beating and still come back to post, then maybe he's got the cahones to make it around here. earns at least a little respect in that matter. doesn't mean i'd want to ride with him.

Mr Lefty 04-13-2008 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 31513)
He should fucking know better than to come around here and post shit like that.
now if he can take a beating and still come back to post, then maybe he's got the cahones to make it around here. earns at least a little respect in that matter. doesn't mean i'd want to ride with him.

EXACTLY... and I'm about 90% sure I've seen him bash squids on :twf:

either way... he's been around long enough to know most of us hate that kinda shit.

I'm sure that there are a few who ride like that everyonce in a while... but they're smart enough not to post up about it...


Face it... you rode like a moron... come to grips with it... take your beating... and understand the point we're trying to make... :dthumb:

Crazy 04-13-2008 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Full Throttle (Post 31313)
No never seen one of them but im going to get an a 600 something dont really care.

wow man. you have the intellectual capacity of a mushroom.

NONE_too_SOFT 04-13-2008 09:20 PM

we cant all build cyber death robots, crazy.

Mr Lefty 04-13-2008 09:23 PM

now if only he could build NINJA cyber death robots that ride motorcycles...

PhiSig1071 04-13-2008 09:27 PM

So......

"Full Throttle" on a Hyosung is what, about 1/8th throttle on a real motorcycle?

Mrs. Colleen 04-13-2008 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 31529)
now if only he could build NINJA cyber death robots that ride motorcycles...

I would love to see that!

NONE_too_SOFT 04-13-2008 09:30 PM

i would love to FIGHT THAT. in the thunder dome.

Mrs. Colleen 04-13-2008 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 31537)
i would love to FIGHT THAT. in the thunder dome.

Both of you on bikes or are you on foot?

NONE_too_SOFT 04-13-2008 09:35 PM

i would get my choice of a motorcycle and a handgun or a shotgun and one fragmentation grenade.

Mrs. Colleen 04-13-2008 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 31542)
i would get my choice of a motorcycle and a handgun or a shotgun and one fragmentation grenade.

Only if the ninja gets a laser.

NONE_too_SOFT 04-13-2008 09:38 PM

whoa whoa like what kind of laser? congo laser? star trek "stun" laser? or just a laser pointer, to like shine in my eyes.

Mrs. Colleen 04-13-2008 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 31545)
whoa whoa like what kind of laser? congo laser? star trek "stun" laser? or just a laser pointer, to like shine in my eyes.

We'll let him pick. :dthumb:

upshift 04-13-2008 09:40 PM

:rockwoot:

Cutty72 04-13-2008 09:40 PM

it's a "la zer"

upshift 04-13-2008 09:44 PM

http://www.insomniacmania.com/news/news_1321_1.jpg

upshift 04-13-2008 10:13 PM

Boy do i know how to quiet a thread:lol:

Mr Lefty 04-13-2008 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 31545)
whoa whoa like what kind of laser? congo laser? star trek "stun" laser? or just a laser pointer, to like shine in my eyes.

just as long as he doesn't shine it in peoples mirrors... cause you know how well that went over with Trip and his flashlights :lol:

NONE_too_SOFT 04-13-2008 10:18 PM

yea u do...

so the robot ninja gets NO CHOICE cause its allready a freakin ninja robot death bot ON a ninja... we'll give him a 500 just to be safe.

Ithink a laser is just crazy. its already a ninja death bot. how do i compete with that? maybe a mirror?

upshift 04-13-2008 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 31586)
yea u do...

so the robot ninja gets NO CHOICE cause its allready a freakin ninja robot death bot ON a ninja... we'll give him a 500 just to be safe.

Ithink a laser is just crazy. its already a ninja death bot. how do i compete with that? maybe a mirror?

use the force...

NONE_too_SOFT 04-13-2008 10:20 PM

then the advantage would obviously be in my favor. plus the force doesnt exist numb nuts.

Mrs. Colleen 04-13-2008 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 31586)
yea u do...

so the robot ninja gets NO CHOICE cause its allready a freakin ninja robot death bot ON a ninja... we'll give him a 500 just to be safe.

Ithink a laser is just crazy. its already a ninja death bot. how do i compete with that? maybe a mirror?

I don't care how you compete with it...I am just trying to figure out what will bring in the most $$$ if I sell tickets.

Mr Lefty 04-13-2008 10:22 PM

Yeah... ninja's don't use lazers... they use swords...
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Originally Posted by Mrs. Colleen (Post 31591)
I don't care how you compete with it...I am just trying to figure out what will bring in the most $$$ if I sell tickets.

that's easy... you... topless... as a ring girl

Mrs. Colleen 04-13-2008 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 31592)
Yeah... ninja's don't use lazers... they use swords...

that's easy... you... topless... as a ring girl

I wont be there...I am scared of ninja death robots on Ninjas! :willy:

Mr Lefty 04-13-2008 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Colleen (Post 31595)
I wont be there...I am scared of ninja death robots on Ninjas! :willy:

:bs: your just scared NtS will take advantage of ya :lol:

Mrs. Colleen 04-13-2008 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 31598)
:bs: your just scared NtS will take advantage of ya :lol:

I think I'll be pretty safe after the ninja has his way with him. :dthumb:

Mr Lefty 04-13-2008 10:32 PM

I dunno... i know ninja's are the shit... and Robots are cool... so obviously Robot ninja's are Cool Shit.. but NtS jumped the Eifle Tower in a Ural! and what's more... in the side car. that's pimp shit right there...

and just so you know...

Pimp Shit > Cool Shit

NONE_too_SOFT 04-13-2008 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 31598)
:bs: your just scared NtS will take advantage of ya :lol:

which i would, after defeating the ninja death robot with a paradoxical question. The next sentence is always true. The last sentence is always false.

Mrs. Colleen 04-13-2008 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 31603)
I dunno... i know ninja's are the shit... and Robots are cool... so obviously Robot ninja's are Cool Shit.. but NtS jumped the Eifle Tower in a Ural! and what's more... in the side car. that's pimp shit right there...

and just so you know...

Pimp Shit > Cool Shit

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Mr Lefty 04-13-2008 10:38 PM

dude you sport'n a mo-hawk in your avy?

NONE_too_SOFT 04-13-2008 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 31603)
I dunno... i know ninja's are the shit... and Robots are cool... so obviously Robot ninja's are Cool Shit.. but NtS jumped the Eifle Tower in a Ural! and what's more... in the side car. that's pimp shit right there...

and just so you know...

Pimp Shit > Cool Shit

i just had to do it in the side car. i thought to myself "yea, its cool jumping it... but jumping it and defying all logic would simply blow their minds"

Mr Lefty 04-13-2008 10:47 PM

Yeah well the fact that you were able to pull the flip off is what amazes me...

was it a back flip or front flip? or both?

NONE_too_SOFT 04-13-2008 10:50 PM

it was a full back flip. then i reversed it to a full front flip.

Mr Lefty 04-13-2008 10:53 PM

bad ass... next time try throw'n in roll or two... just to add to the dificulty.


and i was talking to you when I asked about the Hawk in the av. :lol:

NONE_too_SOFT 04-13-2008 10:55 PM

nope, just the way my hair formed when getting out of the shower that day.

my hair has so many dif personalities, it just so happened to faux hawk that particular afternoon.

Mr Lefty 04-13-2008 11:09 PM

:lol: ahh... just struck me as funny as I've been planning to sport a hawk in Indy... just for shits

Full Throttle 04-14-2008 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Dnyce (Post 31337)
250's at 115mph must sound like dogs raping cats lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by DLIT (Post 31338)
I highly doubt the little Hyosung 250 goes 115mph.

Well its right up at red line but its possible.

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 31381)
You are fucking retarded. Probly wearing jeans and tshirt too.

No had full gear on. Jacket Boots Gloves

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Originally Posted by upshift (Post 31423)
You call lane splitting not riding like you're retarded? The only safe lane splitting is that when you're stuck in traffic and even then. You can have fun riding and not have to take it to the limit. Just cruising around is fun to me. Not saying that I wouldn't be speeding but if you really enjoy riding you don't have to push it to the limit to get your fix.


I wouldn't have. Anywhere there is traffic involved with excessive speed count me out. There are too many dangers involved when doing stuff like that. Start riding with your brain instead of your balls or your going to end up getting hurt.

Dont be talking you have no balls thats y you aint got a bike yet. You cant even keep your TTR230 on two wheels

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Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 31440)
I want to hear more. go out and do some more of that shit. I'll keep my eye on the obituaries.

lane splitting is done in slow moving/standstill traffic conditions. what you were doing was riding like a retard. You have a hyosung, right? how the fuck did you even get it up to 115? you sure those cheap bikes didnt mis match the KMPH's and MPH's?

Like i said before it can go that fast and its no cheap bike its just as expensive a new Ninja 250.

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Originally Posted by t-rock (Post 31510)
I love how everyone just joined in on bashing this douche. Bet he leaves for good fairly soon. Just throwin that out there.

No i aint going anywhere. Yall might not really like what i did but i really dont give a damn. Im a risk taker thats the kind of person i am. this summer its skydiving and hangliding for me. i love the thrill so everynow and then ive got to push the extreme a bit. yall might not like it but hey i love it and thats all thats all that really matters

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Colleen (Post 31512)
Can I play too?!

We really need more people making a bad name for all motorcyclists. :td: Being a dumbass/Karma will catch up with him soon enough! :dthumb:

Yea sure all yall can chime in have fun.

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Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 31513)
He should fucking know better than to come around here and post shit like that.

now if he can take a beating and still come back to post, then maybe he's got the cahones to make it around here. earns at least a little respect in that matter. doesn't mean i'd want to ride with him.

well here i am...and i whether i get the respect or not i dont care. and its your choice if you want to ride with me or not.

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Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 31520)
EXACTLY... and I'm about 90% sure I've seen him bash squids on :twf:

either way... he's been around long enough to know most of us hate that kinda shit.

I'm sure that there are a few who ride like that everyonce in a while... but they're smart enough not to post up about it...


Face it... you rode like a moron... come to grips with it... take your beating... and understand the point we're trying to make... :dthumb:

I have bashed squids about getting a 600 or 1000 as a first bike and told them to take the MSF but i dont believe i ever talked about lane splitting. And just cause yall dont like it or approve of my ridding doesnt mean i have to keep it to myself i accept that yall dont like it. but im sure some of yall probably have or do ride like that everyonce and awhile. Now yes it may of been stupid and i know where your coming from. You dont want any more bad rep for the biking community and dont want another TWFix member to die. And im glad yall actually care. And its not like i ride everywhere like that, it was a one time deal and may never happen again. I was just pumped and ready to ride and i wasnt thinking. But to be honest if i had to go back and choose to do it again i think i would still do it.

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Originally Posted by PhiSig1071 (Post 31533)
So......

"Full Throttle" on a Hyosung is what, about 1/8th throttle on a real motorcycle?

Well idk havent ridden anything bigger than mine. I have been on a 400 dirtbike and thats a beast, but yeah 100+ is still fast no matter what bike your on so dont go and dis it.

OneSickPsycho 04-14-2008 12:47 AM

I seriously want a job where I can get full sleeves, rock a mohawk, and curse a lot... openly. I am REALLY thinking about switching career paths.

byron12 04-14-2008 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho (Post 31712)
I seriously want a job where I can get full sleeves, rock a mohawk, and curse a lot... openly. I am REALLY thinking about switching career paths.

be a chef man the pay is shitty but you can cuss and look wierd all day long...

OneSickPsycho 04-14-2008 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by byron12 (Post 31713)
be a chef man the pay is shitty but you can cuss and look wierd all day long...

I am thinking about something along the lines of a mechanic or something... I dunno... I am too good at managing people to give it up... The question I have to ask myself is, "am I comfortable giving up something I am great at... for something I could be good at..."

Mr Lefty 04-14-2008 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho (Post 31721)
I am thinking about something along the lines of a mechanic or something... I dunno... I am too good at managing people to give it up... The question I have to ask myself is, "am I comfortable giving up something I am great at... for something I could be good at..."

how about you rephrase the question to this
"am I comfortable giving up something I'm great at but hate... for something I could be good at and would enjoy?"

then find your answer

OneSickPsycho 04-14-2008 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 31730)
how about you rephrase the question to this
"am I comfortable giving up something I'm great at but hate... for something I could be good at and would enjoy?"

then find your answer

I don't hate my line of work... I don't really hate my job... I just want to be properly compensated and would like to look like a freak at work... I could deal with just being properly compensated...

Mr Lefty 04-14-2008 01:25 AM

yeah I hear ya... I'm just really wanting a job that gives me a sence of accomplishment... and admin work doesn't do that for me

NONE_too_SOFT 04-14-2008 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Full Throttle (Post 31705)
well here i am...and i whether i get the respect or not i dont care. and its your choice if you want to ride with me or not.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW2vrPpmJOA

upshift 04-14-2008 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Full Throttle (Post 31705)
Dont be talking you have no balls thats y you aint got a bike yet. You cant even keep your TTR230 on two wheels

I dont have a bike because I have no balls? :screwy:I dont see the correlation there. I dont have a bike because of money and parental issues.

And I can keep my 230 on two better than you could any dirtbike. No matter how good you are at dirt riding you are bound to go down sometime or another. Its just the nature of the beast. Dirt is unforgiving and if you hit a wet or loose patch in a turn you cant help but fall. Its not as easy as it looks to ride dirt. And the scratches on it are from me learning on it. why dont you get one and come riding with us? I guarantee you if you can keep up with us you will be on the ground at least once.

I could say alot more but Im going to keep my mouth shut. You may get offended.

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Originally Posted by Full Throttle (Post 31705)
Like i said before it can go that fast and its no cheap bike its just as expensive a new Ninja 250.

Until you have to fix the engine, the engine...I think youve had some work done on the engine too havent you? That thing has had more problems than any other bike I know. And now the clutch is messed up? You seriously need to get rid of that thing and stay away from Hyosung. :poke:

OneSickPsycho 04-14-2008 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by upshift (Post 31773)
I dont have a bike because I have no balls? :screwy:I dont see the correlation there. I dont have a bike because of money and parental issues.

And I can keep my 230 on two better than you could any dirtbike. No matter how good you are at dirt riding you are bound to go down sometime or another. Its just the nature of the beast. Dirt is unforgiving and if you hit a wet or loose patch in a turn you cant help but fall. Its not as easy as it looks to ride dirt. And the scratches on it are from me learning on it. why dont you get one and come riding with us? I guarantee you if you can keep up with us you will be on the ground at least once.

I could say alot more but Im going to keep my mouth shut. You may get offended.



Until you have to fix the engine, the engine...I think youve had some work done on the engine too havent you? That thing has had more problems than any other bike I know. And now the clutch is messed up? You seriously need to get rid of that thing and stay away from Hyosung. :poke:

Copious amounts of debt takes balls. Do it.

fpzx10 04-14-2008 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by upshift (Post 31773)
I dont have a bike because I have no balls? :screwy:I dont see the correlation there. I dont have a bike because of money and parental issues.

And I can keep my 230 on two better than you could any dirtbike. No matter how good you are at dirt riding you are bound to go down sometime or another. Its just the nature of the beast. Dirt is unforgiving and if you hit a wet or loose patch in a turn you cant help but fall. Its not as easy as it looks to ride dirt. And the scratches on it are from me learning on it. why dont you get one and come riding with us? I guarantee you if you can keep up with us you will be on the ground at least once.

I could say alot more but Im going to keep my mouth shut. You may get offended.



Until you have to fix the engine, the engine...I think youve had some work done on the engine too havent you? That thing has had more problems than any other bike I know. And now the clutch is messed up? You seriously need to get rid of that thing and stay away from Hyosung. :poke:

:dthumb: On respecting the parents that feed you and keep a roof over your head. Your classmate is a douche. Don't worry about it. When you get your bike, hit me up. We'll go ride

Trip 04-14-2008 10:13 AM

pirates > ninjas

A robot pirate will kick the shit out of a robot ninja. Plus it's more pimp than nts and the ural jump. Robot pirates FTMFW


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