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OneSickPsycho 04-14-2008 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 31853)
pirates > ninjas

A robot pirate will kick the shit out of a robot ninja. Plus it's more pimp than nts and the ural jump. Robot pirates FTMFW

You're dillusional. Ninjas FTW.

marko138 04-14-2008 10:24 AM

Full Throttle is a douche nozzle of the highest degree.

fpzx10 04-14-2008 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 31859)
Full Throttle is a douche nozzle of the highest degree.

Maybe he will take the hint and GTFO :idk:

marko138 04-14-2008 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by fpzx10 (Post 31865)
Maybe he will take the hint and GTFO :idk:

Hope so....we don't need assmongers here.

Cutty72 04-14-2008 10:40 AM

he was doing so well too...

marko138 04-14-2008 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 31870)
he was doing so well too...

Obviously a little peer pressure from douchebags turned him. Dood can't ride his ride.

LaFemmes 04-14-2008 10:42 AM

:nothing:

Trip 04-14-2008 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho (Post 31858)
You're dillusional. Ninjas FTW.

Pfft, ninjas...lame

Cutty72 04-14-2008 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 31871)
Obviously a little peer pressure from douchebags turned him. Dood can't ride his ride.

i hate that...

i will usually slow my ride down when out with new riders that I can tell are either going to try to keep up with me or out do me, to try to stay in their comfort level.

LaFemmes 04-14-2008 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 31885)
stay in their comfort level.



There would be much less accidents and deaths if riders did more often.:idk:

upshift 04-14-2008 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 31859)
Full Throttle is a douche nozzle of the highest degree.

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Originally Posted by fpzx10 (Post 31865)
Maybe he will take the hint and GTFO :idk:

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 31868)
Hope so....we don't need assmongers here.

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Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 31870)
he was doing so well too...

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 31871)
Obviously a little peer pressure from douchebags turned him. Dood can't ride his ride.

You guys have got me rolling :rofl: This is hilareous!

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Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 31885)
i hate that...

i will usually slow my ride down when out with new riders that I can tell are either going to try to keep up with me or out do me, to try to stay in their comfort level.

Yeah, Im riding with you all when I get my bike. :lol:

Full Throttle 04-14-2008 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by upshift (Post 31773)
I dont have a bike because I have no balls? :screwy:I dont see the correlation there. I dont have a bike because of money and parental issues.

And I can keep my 230 on two better than you could any dirtbike. No matter how good you are at dirt riding you are bound to go down sometime or another. Its just the nature of the beast. Dirt is unforgiving and if you hit a wet or loose patch in a turn you cant help but fall. Its not as easy as it looks to ride dirt. And the scratches on it are from me learning on it. why dont you get one and come riding with us? I guarantee you if you can keep up with us you will be on the ground at least once.

Yeah thats what i said and you know its true. You could of gotten that Ninja if you wanted to you have over 1000 dollars in the bank and it was 1700 an 06 in perfect condition with low miles and you just let it go. You need to grow a pair and either get one or just say your to scared to ride one.


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Originally Posted by fpzx10 (Post 31844)
:dthumb: On respecting the parents that feed you and keep a roof over your head. Your classmate is a douche. Don't worry about it. When you get your bike, hit me up. We'll go ride

Ive had my bike since July and haven't been kicked out and we are still in good relations everything in the house is fine and we get along we disagree about the bike but Im not going to get kicked out. I'm 19 yrs old and going to college and can make my own choices and they let me do that and don't interfere, except over the bike

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 31859)
Full Throttle is a douche nozzle of the highest degree.

:lol: your funny ya know that real comedian.

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Originally Posted by fpzx10 (Post 31865)
Maybe he will take the hint and GTFO :idk:

Hint, what hint? Oh okay the big giant sign that pops up when i log on well i dont think so.

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 31868)
Hope so....we don't need assmongers here.

Another comedian? yall are really good. you should try to get on SNL or maybe yall could be the comic relief for "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy" you would really be good on there.

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 31871)
Obviously a little peer pressure from douchebags turned him. Dood can't ride his ride.

Douche bags....Hmmm well only one of the guys i was ridding with was a douche bag he was on the Ninja and lane splitting like a there was no tomorrow. But like a said earlier If yall were there you would of been right there with us cause it wasn't like rush hour traffic or anything It was late at night and just enough cars to make you change lanes a few time.

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Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 31885)
i hate that...

i will usually slow my ride down when out with new riders that I can tell are either going to try to keep up with me or out do me, to try to stay in their comfort level.

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Originally Posted by LaFemmes (Post 31887)
There would be much less accidents and deaths if riders did more often.:idk:

The comfort level is determined by the rider and i was well inside my comfort level. The only time Im not comfortable is when Im around semi's or in heavy fast moving traffic. The other night though wasn't out of my comfort level, and maybe yall are just a bunch of p-ussys, don't even say you haven't been on the interstate and been going triple digits changing lanes weaving a bit. And idk if i said this before but we were only on the hwy for 3 exits so max of 3 miles we did that which at those speeds is just a little over a min and a half or so. probably less to be honest.

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Originally Posted by upshift (Post 31892)
You guys have got me rolling :rofl: This is hilareous!

Yeah, Im riding with you all when I get my bike. :lol:

You just keep laughing Aaron your still never going to grow the balls to get on 2. Your a mamma's boy and that will never change. Im surprised you get to drive yourself around or even get a bath without your mom in there with your rubber ducky washing your back. Don't be starting shit. Oh and you spelled Hilarious wrong Einstein.

Now whether yall think so or not im actually a cautious day to day rider. after 9 months i think ive done really well not doing crazy stupid shit. this is the first time ive gone off and been at the brink of disaster and i know that and i respect that line i don't purposely get on my bike with the intent to scream down the interstate at triple digits lane splitting and weaving in and out of traffic. and I am sry for what i did. I do love danger and thats not going to change but im not going to be looking for it in traffic at triple digits anymore.
Now im sure yall are still going to be bashing me over the head with this for a long time but thats what i get for doing stupid shit.

upshift 04-14-2008 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Full Throttle (Post 31950)
Yeah thats what i said and you know its true. You could of gotten that Ninja if you wanted to you have over 1000 dollars in the bank and it was 1700 an 06 in perfect condition with low miles and you just let it go. You need to grow a pair and either get one or just say your to scared to ride one.

Okay thats fine with me :idk: You can tell me that I'm retarded and have no balls but I really dont care. Im trying to stay in my parents favor. If I bought a bike without their permission then I would get in trouble. Ever heard the saying dont bite the hand that feeds? Thats what Im avoiding. I am respectful to my parents and understand their concern for my well being and I know why they dont want me to have a bike.

Secondly, the reason I didnt buy that bike was not because I was scared of it, but because my financial needs weren't as right as I thought. I have a car payment and i am setting my priorities straight for my future to ensure that I have money for college and what else may come my way. Yes, I want a bike but I want to make sure that I get thru life without any trouble. If I remember correctly, you used the money you got for college for your bike and you have yet to gain it back in its entirety.

Lastly, Im not saying that Im better than you or anyone else and I hate that you have gotten so pissy over the subject but Im trying to get all my ducks in a row so to speak. If you go thru life without your priorities in line you will ultimately fall and lose what you have in the long run. I like to have money in the bank in case I need money for college and so that once I save up enough I can have both. Just because you have a bike means nothing but you have a bike. Yes they're fun and I cant wait to get one but you have to realize that there are more important things in life than spending your college funds to have fun.

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Originally Posted by Full Throttle (Post 31950)
You just keep laughing Aaron your still never going to grow the balls to get on 2. Your a mamma's boy and that will never change. Im surprised you get to drive yourself around or even get a bath without your mom in there with your rubber ducky washing your back. Don't be starting shit. Oh and you spelled Hilarious wrong Einstein.

I am on two. I have a dirtbike. I am a mommas boy? So be it. At least I have dignity. I would hate to go thru life only for my parents to say that I was a rebellious kid that thought only of himself. I have found that, while my permisions of my parents are limited, my parents eventually trust me enough to let make my own decisions. The fact that you disobey your parents shows just how hard life is going to be on you. I have no regrets from not getting what I want. I have parents that put a roof over my head and feed me and in return I give them the respect they deserve. Plus I could care less if I spelled hilareous wrong. This is a forum not a English class. I would like to go on but I have to stop right now. The water in the bath is running and I have to get my rubber ducky.

NONE_too_SOFT 04-14-2008 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Full Throttle (Post 31950)

Douche bags....Hmmm well only one of the guys i was ridding with was a douche bag he was on the Ninja and lane splitting like a there was no tomorrow. But like a said earlier If yall were there you would of been right there with us cause it wasn't like rush hour traffic or anything It was late at night and just enough cars to make you change lanes a few time.

The comfort level is determined by the rider and i was well inside my comfort level. The only time Im not comfortable is when Im around semi's or in heavy fast moving traffic. The other night though wasn't out of my comfort level, and maybe yall are just a bunch of p-ussys, don't even say you haven't been on the interstate and been going triple digits changing lanes weaving a bit. And idk if i said this before but we were only on the hwy for 3 exits so max of 3 miles we did that which at those speeds is just a little over a min and a half or so. probably less to be honest.



You just keep laughing Aaron your still never going to grow the balls to get on 2. Your a mamma's boy and that will never change. Im surprised you get to drive yourself around or even get a bath without your mom in there with your rubber ducky washing your back. Don't be starting shit. Oh and you spelled Hilarious wrong Einstein.

Now whether yall think so or not im actually a cautious day to day rider. after 9 months i think ive done really well not doing crazy stupid shit. this is the first time ive gone off and been at the brink of disaster and i know that and i respect that line i don't purposely get on my bike with the intent to scream down the interstate at triple digits lane splitting and weaving in and out of traffic. and I am sry for what i did. I do love danger and thats not going to change but im not going to be looking for it in traffic at triple digits anymore.
Now im sure yall are still going to be bashing me over the head with this for a long time but thats what i get for doing stupid shit.

No, we all would not have been doing the same thing. Most of us around here are grown up enough to make intelligent decisions and think for our selves. You were following the crowd. thats real bad ass right thar.

If you were well inside your comfort level, mr kinevel, then why was your adrenaline pumping like a first time heroin user.
To tell us that you were within your comfort level doing this stupid riding only tells us that you do this shit all the time and are used to it, which you dont. So you contradicted yourself.

I think you're salty that you broke down and bought a bike you're not really happy with , while upshift is waitin to get something he really wants. huge maturity difference there.


you are acting like such a squid. Just consider this for once second...


You may actually learn something by considering the possibility that you are wrong, and not impressing anybody. we're only trying to help you.

dReWpY 04-14-2008 01:50 PM

osp the mc shop is hiring in nashville....

fpzx10 04-14-2008 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 31967)
No, we all would not have been doing the same thing. Most of us around here are grown up enough to make intelligent decisions and think for our selves. You were following the crowd. thats real bad ass right thar.

If you were well inside your comfort level, mr kinevel, then why was your adrenaline pumping like a first time heroin user.
To tell us that you were within your comfort level doing this stupid riding only tells us that you do this shit all the time and are used to it, which you dont. So you contradicted yourself.

I think you're salty that you broke down and bought a bike you're not really happy with , while upshift is waitin to get something he really wants. huge maturity difference there.


you are acting like such a squid. Just consider this for once second...


You may actually learn something by considering the possibility that you are wrong, and not impressing anybody. we're only trying to help you.

Whoa, don't include me in that "we". I am NOT trying to help him. I'm trying to illustrate that he is a little punk bitch that is wasting space on this forum.

NONE_too_SOFT 04-14-2008 01:54 PM

yea i meant to edit that before i started crunching numbers on my motogp fantasy shit...


what i meant to say is we are only trying to make fun of your little bitch ass in hopes that one day you'll grow up into a sensible human.

fpzx10 04-14-2008 01:56 PM

:dthumb: That's what I thought you meant

NONE_too_SOFT 04-14-2008 01:58 PM

yea, i just get so fuckin pissed that my team is bein a little bitch.


Dropped LCR honda. They blow nuts.
Dropped hopkins. Hes only going to be average this season
Picked up melandri. i got high hopes for the ducs this year.

fpzx10 04-14-2008 02:02 PM

Good luck with Melandri. I like the way Divitsioso (sp) and Toseland are riding thus far.

You are right. I think Hopper will be a solid 5th-8th guy this year.

DLIT 04-14-2008 02:03 PM

Hopper is going to get better and better throughout the season. He'll get a win this year.

fpzx10 04-14-2008 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by DLIT (Post 31998)
Hopper is going to get better and better throughout the season. He'll get a win this year.

He'll get a podium. Not a win

DLIT 04-14-2008 02:20 PM

I bet you a dollar.

fpzx10 04-14-2008 02:21 PM

You're on!!!!

marko138 04-14-2008 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Full Throttle (Post 31950)


I'm 19 yrs old


:ty: You just made my point. Grow up, kid.

Full Throttle 04-14-2008 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by upshift (Post 31966)
Okay thats fine with me :idk: You can tell me that I'm retarded and have no balls but I really dont care. Im trying to stay in my parents favor. If I bought a bike without their permission then I would get in trouble. Ever heard the saying dont bite the hand that feeds? Thats what Im avoiding. I am respectful to my parents and understand their concern for my well being and I know why they dont want me to have a bike.

Secondly, the reason I didnt buy that bike was not because I was scared of it, but because my financial needs weren't as right as I thought. I have a car payment and i am setting my priorities straight for my future to ensure that I have money for college and what else may come my way. Yes, I want a bike but I want to make sure that I get thru life without any trouble. If I remember correctly, you used the money you got for college for your bike and you have yet to gain it back in its entirety.

Lastly, Im not saying that Im better than you or anyone else and I hate that you have gotten so pissy over the subject but Im trying to get all my ducks in a row so to speak. If you go thru life without your priorities in line you will ultimately fall and lose what you have in the long run. I like to have money in the bank in case I need money for college and so that once I save up enough I can have both. Just because you have a bike means nothing but you have a bike. Yes they're fun and I cant wait to get one but you have to realize that there are more important things in life than spending your college funds to have fun.



I am on two. I have a dirtbike. I am a mommas boy? So be it. At least I have dignity. I would hate to go thru life only for my parents to say that I was a rebellious kid that thought only of himself. I have found that, while my permisions of my parents are limited, my parents eventually trust me enough to let make my own decisions. The fact that you disobey your parents shows just how hard life is going to be on you. I have no regrets from not getting what I want. I have parents that put a roof over my head and feed me and in return I give them the respect they deserve. Plus I could care less if I spelled hilareous wrong. This is a forum not a English class. I would like to go on but I have to stop right now. The water in the bath is running and I have to get my rubber ducky.

Well for starters your fiancial status would be alot better if you didnt go and buy that brand new mustang when you were only 17 and in college. That is about the worst financial move you could make. What are you paying monthly for the car and insurance nearly 500? Thats alot of money that you could of been used for a bike or saved for college as you keep saying your doing.

Now about my the money i used for my bike that wasn't college money it was my money i had earned for a bike. i saved that money up over a 6 month period. the money you are refering to was the 5k that was in a CD that expired and i had to take it out. that money i used over the course of 2 yrs for necessities as all the things that have to be changed on a vehicle to keep it running as in Gas,Oil,Tires,A/C Belts, Battery,and Alternator. all those things have been changed in the last 2 yrs on my truck. if you add it up Gas annually for my truck is about $2,100 then an alternator is $250 then there is the oil every 2 months which is about $400 then the tires were $300 and the belts were $75 now thats a grand total of $3,350. Now the rest of the money is in a CD account at North West Georgia bank. Which doesnt expire till next September 2009. The whole time i worked at Sport Barn i never made much money just enough to eat and have some fun. I got paid by-weekly and never made more than 150 and was never able to get more hours. Most of that money went to food and misc. items. So you may not think your in debt but your car payment is considered debt and its a good 16,000 of debt for an 18 yr old college student. I have no debt at all not one payment. Then you say your saving money for this and not spending money here but then you go and buy $700 set of wheels for your Stang. Now they do look good ill give you that but come on thats some expensive tires for someone thats saving for a bike and school and paying for a car. sounds like a stupid move to me.

Well my parents disagree with me having a bike and very much dislike it but its my choice and on a level they do respect that. They realize they cant treat me like a kid anymore like your mom does you. They may still want me to get rid of the bike and will never like it but at one point Aaron you have to make some decisions on your own with out your parents consent. Now im not telling you to go and buy a bike like i did cause that did cause some trouble but you need to man up a bit and actually become somewhat independent.

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Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 31967)
No, we all would not have been doing the same thing. Most of us around here are grown up enough to make intelligent decisions and think for our selves. You were following the crowd. thats real bad ass right thar.

If you were well inside your comfort level, mr kinevel, then why was your adrenaline pumping like a first time heroin user.
To tell us that you were within your comfort level doing this stupid riding only tells us that you do this shit all the time and are used to it, which you dont. So you contradicted yourself.

I think you're salty that you broke down and bought a bike you're not really happy with , while upshift is waitin to get something he really wants. huge maturity difference there.


you are acting like such a squid. Just consider this for once second...


You may actually learn something by considering the possibility that you are wrong, and not impressing anybody. we're only trying to help you.

Just cause i was getting a thrill from it doesn't mean i wasn't in my comfort level. I like the adrenal feeling.

Now for a first bike mine is fine. It's done me well and i haven't spent a penny on it. All that happened to it was and oil problem which the warranty fixed and the tank had to be replaced because of rust which was also covered by the warranty. I like my bike very much. I got a very good deal on a low mile brand new 07 with a 2 yr warranty and i don't regret it at all. It has larger wheels than a Ninja which gives me better grip in the turns and has more low end torque which is nice. Now it does have a problem but im going to get that fixed as well then ill sell. I am very happy with this bike and its done good by me and ive learned alot from it.

And thanks for the help, but what are you helping besides :deadhorse: I did it and its over. I know yall are trying to keep me safe and i thank you but hell its freaking done with leave it be. I know it was risky and dangerous.

upshift 04-14-2008 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 31995)
yea, i just get so fuckin pissed that my team is bein a little bitch.


Dropped LCR honda. They blow nuts.
Dropped hopkins. Hes only going to be average this season
Picked up melandri. i got high hopes for the ducs this year.

I saw the Estoril race Sunday and Hopkins didnt look like he was doing well this season. That was the first race Ive seen all season Ive been slacking off but I thought he would be good this year. So much for hoping :idk:

upshift 04-14-2008 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Full Throttle (Post 32022)
Well for starters your fiancial status would be alot better if you didnt go and buy that brand new mustang when you were only 17 and in college. That is about the worst financial move you could make. What are you paying monthly for the car and insurance nearly 500? Thats alot of money that you could of been used for a bike or saved for college as you keep saying your doing.

My response in short:

At the time I bought the Mustang I had no intent of buying a bike until 21, but I still wanted one. Bug bit me again and I am looking again.

Insurance is nowhere near $500 a month either.

I am still saving even with the car payment. After taxes and all I make more than enough to pay for the car and then some. Im just tired of paying for it thats all. I made a mistake and I will get whats coming to me.

Full Throttle 04-14-2008 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by upshift (Post 32046)
My response in short:

At the time I bought the Mustang I had no intent of buying a bike until 21, but I still wanted one. Bug bit me again and I am looking again.

Insurance is nowhere near $500 a month either.

I am still saving even with the car payment. After taxes and all I make more than enough to pay for the car and then some. Im just tired of paying for it thats all. I made a mistake and I will get whats coming to me.

I meant combined payment+Insurance

marko138 04-14-2008 03:49 PM

I'd go and straight whoop this doods ass if I was you. He's being a total prick and a disrespectful son of a bitch. Ass whoop him, Upshift.

upshift 04-14-2008 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Full Throttle (Post 32047)
I meant combined payment+Insurance

Still nowhere near. You dont know the half of it man :D

marko138 04-14-2008 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by upshift (Post 32051)
Still nowhere near. You dont know the half of it man :D

FUck him up.

upshift 04-14-2008 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 32049)
I'd go and straight whoop this doods ass if I was you. He's being a total prick and a disrespectful son of a bitch. Ass whoop him, Upshift.

I think he may be kicking his own ass. He threw himself to the wolfs on here :lol:

marko138 04-14-2008 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by upshift (Post 32053)
I think he may be kicking his own ass. He threw himself to the wolfs on here :lol:

I'd still give him a modern day beat down with a little bit of shit talking on the back side if I were you.

Full Throttle 04-14-2008 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 32049)
I'd go and straight whoop this doods ass if I was you. He's being a total prick and a disrespectful son of a bitch. Ass whoop him, Upshift.

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 32052)
FUck him up.

Would never happen dude. we may be pissed at eachother but i would never fight him. were to good of friends.

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Originally Posted by upshift (Post 32051)
Still nowhere near. You dont know the half of it man :D

well then whats the price?

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Originally Posted by upshift (Post 32053)
I think he may be kicking his own ass. He threw himself to the wolfs on here :lol:

wolves i dont see any wolves just looks like a bunch of puppies to me...

marko138 04-14-2008 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Full Throttle (Post 32055)
Would never happen dude. we may be pissed at eachother but i would never fight him. were to good of friends.



well then whats the price?



wolves i dont see any wolves just looks like a bunch of puppies to me...

Friends sometimes have to give each other an ass whooping for acts of such douchebaggery.

upshift 04-14-2008 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 32054)
I'd still give him a modern day beat down with a little bit of shit talking on the back side if I were you.

Yeah I couldnt fight him Ive known him for practically my whole life plus Im not the fighting type. Never fought anyone and probably never will. I can usually make my point with words and get out of it.

Full Throttle 04-14-2008 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 32059)
Friends sometimes have to give each other an ass whooping for acts of such douchebaggery.

well if he feels up to it he can try...

marko138 04-14-2008 03:56 PM

Shove a drum stick up his ass.

upshift 04-14-2008 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 32063)
Shove a drum stick up his ass.

:rofl: Like the ones they play the bass drum with in marching bands?

Full Throttle 04-14-2008 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by upshift (Post 32067)
:rofl: Like the ones they play the bass drum with in marching bands?

wow Im actually trying to settle this argument between us and you just wont stop. Really surprising Aaron

upshift 04-14-2008 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Full Throttle (Post 32069)
wow Im actually trying to settle this argument between us and you just wont stop. Really surprising Aaron

Im not really going to shove a drumstick up your ass man tho its funny to think about doing that to somebody.:lol:

Full Throttle 04-14-2008 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by upshift (Post 32071)
Im not really going to shove a drumstick up your ass man tho its funny to think about doing that to somebody.:lol:

I knew you weren't. I almost want to pull uh our mutual friend into this fight if you know who im talking about :wink: :wink:

upshift 04-14-2008 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Full Throttle (Post 32076)
I knew you weren't. I almost want to pull uh our mutual friend into this fight if you know who im talking about :wink: :wink:

If its who Im thinking about why would we do that?

Full Throttle 04-14-2008 04:13 PM

cause he was involved :D :whistle:

upshift 04-14-2008 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Full Throttle (Post 32079)
cause he was involved :D :whistle:

He's not acting like a dick on here tho. That's why you're getting reamed.

Full Throttle 04-14-2008 04:21 PM

i wasn't being a dick i just said what i did that night.

Mr Lefty 04-14-2008 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 31853)
pirates > ninjas

A robot pirate will kick the shit out of a robot ninja. Plus it's more pimp than nts and the ural jump. Robot pirates FTMFW

dude... what are you like a 14 year old girl? Pirates? come on... fuck'n Ninja is by far cooler than a Pirate... Pirates are Sailors... Sailors=Gay.

Ninja Cat (only kind of cool cat)
http://www.neatorama.com/images/2005-11/ninja-cat.jpg

Trip 04-14-2008 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 32082)
dude... what are you like a 14 year old girl? Pirates? come on... fuck'n Ninja is by far cooler than a Pirate... Pirates are Sailors... Sailors=Gay.

Ninja Cat (only kind of cool cat)
http://www.neatorama.com/images/2005-11/ninja-cat.jpg

Ninja's are pansies with small dicks. They get anal raped by their Masters.

Wrong on the cool cat. The only good pussy isn't a ninja.

Mr Lefty 04-14-2008 04:38 PM

was there a Ninja in the Village People? no... I rest my case

Trip 04-14-2008 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 32091)
was there a Ninja in the Village People? no... I rest my case

There wasn't a fucking pirate either. It was a navy boy, pirates kill navy bitches.

Mr Lefty 04-14-2008 04:43 PM

I already stated earlier... Pirates=Salors... actually it's salors that wear makup... so that's extra dicks in the ass on that one

NONE_too_SOFT 04-14-2008 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 32049)
I'd go and straight whoop this doods ass if I was you. He's being a total prick and a disrespectful son of a bitch. Ass whoop him, Upshift.

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 32052)
FUck him up.

marko's fucking right.beat his ass. take him to uppercut town.

You two need to fight. and video tape it for our pleasure.

Trip 04-14-2008 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 32093)
I already stated earlier... Pirates=Salors... actually it's salors that wear makup... so that's extra dicks in the ass on that one

Seriously, you don't think a bunch of guys who roll around with each other and learn to be super quiet and live in a hidden fortress with no women isn't as gay as being on a ship? Sorry, ninjas are just as big of faggots, they are just so secretive you don't even know they did you in the ass til they are gone.

http://www.dancepro.co.jp/action-mac...ja-bandana.gif

NONE_too_SOFT 04-14-2008 04:52 PM

pirates are infinatly drunk on rum.

this discussion is over, pirates win.

upshift 04-14-2008 05:17 PM

:iagree: with ebbs. Pirates are drunk sailors. Ninjas FTW!

Mr Lefty 04-14-2008 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip (Post 32097)
Seriously, you don't think a bunch of guys who roll around with each other and learn to be super quiet and live in a hidden fortress with no women isn't as gay as being on a ship? Sorry, ninjas are just as big of faggots, they are just so secretive you don't even know they did you in the ass til they are gone.

http://www.dancepro.co.jp/action-mac...ja-bandana.gif

those aren't fuck'n Ninjas... you can't fuck'n see ninja's! those are the fuck'n backstreet boys in costume

Trip 04-14-2008 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 32118)
those aren't fuck'n Ninjas... you can't fuck'n see ninja's! those are the fuck'n backstreet boys in costume

Well a fuckin village fag in a costume of a sailor ain't a pirate.

Mr Lefty 04-14-2008 06:09 PM

ok... I say we forget NtS... Ninja vs Pirate...

Cutty72 04-14-2008 06:10 PM

:whore2:

Trip 04-14-2008 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 32129)
ok... I say we forget NtS... Ninja vs Pirate...

Star Wars Point of View:

Han Solo was one bad ass mother fuckin pirate who got the golden bikini babe and had a cool pirate alien friend Chewbacca.

Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader are two stupid mother fucking ninjas. First, Darth kills hot ass Padma to hang out with a faggotty old man. Then Luke makes out with his sister and goes on to fuck around with a little green man on an isolated planet with his little sex toy robot. Oh yeah that reminds me, Darth invented a robot with the nickname "Goldenrod."

Ninjas FTMFL

Mr Lefty 04-14-2008 06:26 PM

Darth did nail Padme... and Padme>Leia


but I'll give you the star wars... as Luke kissed his sister...


but that was a Long Long time ago... in a galexy Far Far away... and has no baring on this worlds ninjas

Cutty72 04-14-2008 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 32144)
Darth did nail Padme... and Padme>Leia


but I'll give you the star wars... as Luke kissed his sister...


but that was a Long Long time ago... in a galexy Far Far away... and has no baring on this worlds ninjas

I'd hit either one of 'em :hug:

Mr Lefty 04-14-2008 06:29 PM

oh I'd DEFINATLY hit Natilie Portman over Carrie Fisher...

Trip 04-14-2008 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 32147)
oh I'd DEFINATLY hit Natilie Portman over Carrie Fisher...

Carrie was hot for her day, but yeah I would go for Natalie. Even though Darth did hit Ms. Portman, he killed her because he wanted his old man. Which complete nullifies anything he did with Natalie, including if she let him in the back door. Darth whacks off to lemon party.

Cutty72 04-14-2008 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 32147)
oh I'd DEFINATLY hit Natilie Portman over Carrie Fisher...

Given the option... yes.
If both were available (in the same form as they were in the movies) i'd take both.

Mr Lefty 04-14-2008 06:38 PM

I'd take Natilie and her double in episode1 Keira Knightley

Cutty72 04-14-2008 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 32154)
I'd take Natilie and her double in episode1 Keira Knightley

that would be a hell of a tag team effort!!!

Mr Lefty 04-14-2008 06:43 PM

there would be no tag'n... I'll die benieth them both! :lol:

Cutty72 04-14-2008 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 32160)
there would be no tag'n... I'll die benieth them both! :lol:

I meant me, and Nat, and Keira...

that's the tag team i'm talking about.

Mr Lefty 04-14-2008 06:48 PM

no... your not invited...

Cutty72 04-14-2008 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 32164)
no... your not invited...

I'm already there...

Mr Lefty 04-14-2008 06:57 PM

no... your neck deep in carrie fisher's ancient vagina....

Dave 04-14-2008 07:06 PM

ancient and fat

upshift 04-14-2008 10:43 PM

If Ninja's=Ninja(Far far away+long time ago) we can substitute Ninja for (n) leaving far away as d and long time ago t. Therefore Jedi(j):

j=n(d+t)

Sith's(h) must then be

h=-n(d+t)

therefore

n=-(h/(d+t))

and if Pirates=pirates(Far far away+long time ago) then we can substitute pirates and space pirates for p so

p=p(d+t)

and if pirates=sailors=gay (p=g) then

g=p(d+t)

And if Pirates>Ninjas then

p(d+t)>n(d+t)

Solving for n we get

n<p

BUT if n=-(h/(d+t)) then

-(h/(d+t))<p

and solving for h we get

h>-p(d+t)

and if p=s=g

h>-g(d+t)

so literally we are saying that bad ninjas are greater than bad gay guys a long time ago in a galaxy far far away. Not saying much for either party so we all lose in the long run :idk:

byron12 04-14-2008 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 32082)
dude... what are you like a 14 year old girl? Pirates? come on... fuck'n Ninja is by far cooler than a Pirate... Pirates are Sailors... Sailors=Gay.

Ninja Cat (only kind of cool cat)
http://www.neatorama.com/images/2005-11/ninja-cat.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 32091)
was there a Ninja in the Village People? no... I rest my case

I would like to see you call these guys gay to their faces...

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i1...rthwestern.jpg
The village people guy wasn't a sailor he was a faggot dressed as a sailor there is a big difference. Before the village people sailors had the reputation as crazy mofuckers that worked hard and went to port fucked all the whores and kicked all the pussy as land lubbers asses. I vote for pirates but maybe thats because I am one......

Mr Lefty 04-14-2008 11:33 PM

psst... I'm in the AF... I'm just playing on the inter service rivalry...

honestly I've got nothing but respect for the Navy and it's Seamen. My uncle served 18 years and retired as a E-9...



and Ninja's still fuck'n rule.

byron12 04-14-2008 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 32282)
psst... I'm in the AF... I'm just playing on the inter service rivalry...

honestly I've got nothing but respect for the Navy and it's Seamen. My uncle served 18 years and retired as a E-9...



and Ninja's still fuck'n rule.

Yeah fuckin swab jockeys and chair sitting airmen are all a bunch of pussys infantry FOR THE MOTHER FUCKIN WIN...........:whistle: Just kidding mad respect for all the men and women of the armed forces.....:pat:

Mr Lefty 04-14-2008 11:46 PM

:lol: Yup! :pat:

Cutty72 04-15-2008 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 32282)
honestly I've got nothing but respect for the Navy's semen.

:whistle:

Mr Lefty 04-15-2008 12:21 AM

yeah it's done wonderfull things for your complexion Cutty

Cutty72 04-15-2008 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 32297)
yeah it's done wonderfull things for your complexion Cutty

you liking the Navy's cum? how can that affect my complexion?

:ps: dumbass

Mr Lefty 04-15-2008 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 32301)
you liking the Navy's cum? how can that affect my complexion?

:ps: dumbass

no I respect it because it... the navy's semen, has done wonderful things for your complexion. dumbass

Crazy 04-15-2008 12:50 AM

taxes suck balls. but luckily all of mine are in the mail. BOO YA

Cutty72 04-15-2008 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazy (Post 32312)
taxes suck balls. but luckily all of mine are in the mail. BOO YA

mine are already in the account
and some of that went to the 1125.

byron12 04-15-2008 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 32314)
mine are already in the account
and some of that went to the 1125.

Did my taxes months ago hell yes not procrastinating kicks ass..

Cutty72 04-15-2008 12:58 AM

ok i'm outy.

later bitches

Crazy 04-15-2008 01:07 AM

yeah yeah you guys are fucking great for not procrastinating. congratulations.

leave me alone to enjoy my accomplishment. :lol:

now all i have to do is another 4 hours of fucking homework. SCHOOL SUX.

marko138 04-15-2008 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 32095)
marko's fucking right.beat his ass. take him to uppercut town.

You two need to fight. and video tape it for our pleasure.

I fully endorse the uppercut.

Trip 04-15-2008 08:59 AM

Just turned in my taxes yesterday, not procrastinating, just trying to hold on to my money. When you make good coin, uncle sam likes to anal rape you come tax time. I had to pay a lot, even with the $600 rebate.

Rider 04-15-2008 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip (Post 32370)
Just turned in my taxes yesterday, not procrastinating, just trying to hold on to my money. When you make good coin, uncle sam likes to anal rape you come tax time. I had to pay a lot, even with the $600 rebate.

Buy a house, get married, max out your 401K contributions.... You'll get some sweet returns eventually. Kids help too but I wouldn't consider that a financial advantage. . LOL

Trip 04-15-2008 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rider (Post 32374)
Buy a house, get married, max out your 401K contributions.... You'll get some sweet returns eventually. Kids help too but I wouldn't consider that a financial advantage. . LOL

I got 1 out of the 3 right now, retirement is very important to me. I will have 3 of 3 for this year's taxes.

Dave 04-15-2008 10:14 AM

first time filing with the house and i def noticed a difference. cant wait to see what it looks like next year

Cutty72 04-15-2008 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 32402)
first time filing with the house and i def noticed a difference. cant wait to see what it looks like next year

ditto.

upshift 04-15-2008 01:06 PM

I guess Im lucky. I dont get taxes taken out on tips (knock on wood) Of course I dont get that much back either.

byron12 04-15-2008 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by upshift (Post 32467)
I guess Im lucky. I dont get taxes taken out on tips (knock on wood) Of course I dont get that much back either.

Your supposed to claim your tips a few years back the IRS cracked down hard on tipped employees audited several and they were really screwed they owed shit tons in back taxes and penalties. I would claim at least minimum wage when I was an independent construction contractor IE laborer with no benifits I had to save the money in an account so that I would be able to pay come tax filing time.....

Cutty72 04-15-2008 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by upshift (Post 32467)
I guess Im lucky. I dont get taxes taken out on tips (knock on wood) Of course I dont get that much back either.

yeah... claim a minor part of it. What you lose in taxes at that point won't affect you much, but it will show you claiming SOMETHING at least.

Full Throttle 04-15-2008 02:37 PM

Dude I never knew that Keira Knightley was even in Episode I thats freaking awesome. :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

Rider 04-15-2008 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Full Throttle (Post 32494)
Dude I never knew that Keira Knightley was even in Episode I thats freaking awesome. :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

She was the decoy.

NONE_too_SOFT 04-15-2008 04:39 PM

im going riding.

im going riding

im going riding

im going riding

im going riding

im going riding


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