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Mrs. Colleen 04-15-2008 04:57 PM
Fuckin allergies! :td: :bash: :bash: :bash: :bash: :bash:

:rant:

Crazy 04-15-2008 05:09 PM
:iagree:

upshift 04-15-2008 05:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by byron12 (Post 32472)
Your supposed to claim your tips a few years back the IRS cracked down hard on tipped employees audited several and they were really screwed they owed shit tons in back taxes and penalties. I would claim at least minimum wage when I was an independent construction contractor IE laborer with no benifits I had to save the money in an account so that I would be able to pay come tax filing time.....
I may need to but the reason I don't get tips taken out is because Im a bag boy and most bag boys don't make that much in tips. However I work in rich country so big tips are the norm.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazy (Post 32519)
:iagree:
Pollen FTL

Cutty72 04-15-2008 06:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by upshift (Post 32520)
I may need to but the reason I don't get tips taken out is because Im a bag boy and most bag boys don't make that much in tips. However I work in rich country so big tips are the norm.
Then you may be ok. I was thinking you worked as a server or something.

upshift 04-15-2008 09:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 32537)
Then you may be ok. I was thinking you worked as a server or something.
Yeah I have a friend who works as aserver and he makes good money in tips but only gets paid like $2 something an hour. Pretty much the majority of the taxes he gets taken out are that of his tips.

Full Throttle 04-16-2008 01:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rider (Post 32496)
She was the decoy.
Yeah never knew she was in that movie. But double bone. :hug: :hug:

upshift 04-16-2008 10:51 PM
Tendinitis sucks...at least i think thats what it is...it hurts tho

Full Throttle 04-17-2008 10:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by upshift (Post 32899)
Tendinitis sucks...at least i think thats what it is...it hurts tho
Its quite possible you have that but since its in your forearm there is only one explanation as to why you have it. UPSHIFT!!!!!! you need to switch hands bro. and maybe ease up from it jeez. :lol:

Full Throttle 04-17-2008 10:42 AM
:pwsign: :twf:

Full Throttle 04-17-2008 10:57 AM
http://www.funny.com/_fc/wm640/0/3/fn.CI24I.jpg

Was just looking around and found this

upshift 04-17-2008 11:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Full Throttle (Post 33046)
Its quite possible you have that but since its in your forearm there is only one explanation as to why you have it. UPSHIFT!!!!!! you need to switch hands bro. and maybe ease up from it jeez. :lol:
I did and it didnt help. I dont understand it :idk:

Full Throttle 04-17-2008 11:22 AM
lol to much info. dont really want that image in my head.:panic:

upshift 04-17-2008 11:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Full Throttle (Post 33077)
lol to much info. dont really want that image in my head.:panic:
I didnt say you had to imagine it :screwy:

Full Throttle 04-17-2008 11:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by upshift (Post 33081)
I didnt say you had to imagine it :screwy:
I didn't say i wanted to you fag.

upshift 04-17-2008 11:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Full Throttle (Post 33111)
I didn't say i wanted to you fag.
You did regardless if you wanted to or not. Its your subconcious :lol:

Cutty72 04-17-2008 11:56 AM
what up.

Just trying to catch up a bit before i take off.
Got my first round of training for the guard starting tomorrow, so not sure how much i'll be on here for the next 2 weeks.

Full Throttle 04-17-2008 11:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 33116)
what up.

Just trying to catch up a bit before i take off.
Got my first round of training for the guard starting tomorrow, so not sure how much i'll be on here for the next 2 weeks.
well hopefully you can be on here just as normal. good luck though man take it easy.

Cutty72 04-17-2008 12:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Full Throttle (Post 33118)
well hopefully you can be on here just as normal. good luck though man take it easy.
This will damn near be a vacation.
close to 8-5 hours, no real tough work, mostly classroom.
time off on the weekends... I can't WAIT

upshift 04-17-2008 12:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 33128)
This will damn near be a vacation.
close to 8-5 hours, no real tough work, mostly classroom.
time off on the weekends... I can't WAIT
good luck man :dthumb:

Crazy 04-17-2008 01:59 PM
having money is nice.

Full Throttle 04-17-2008 02:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazy (Post 33180)
having money is nice.
:iagree: True dat. i wish i had some.

tallywacker 04-17-2008 03:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Full Throttle (Post 33198)
:iagree: True dat. i wish i had some.
Roger that

upshift 04-17-2008 09:09 PM
Make sure theres no kids around when u watch these...just a heads up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uP0N7O5qRE0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJFB2...eature=related

ceo012384 04-17-2008 11:10 PM
A lot of people have said some stupid shit in this thread since I last logged on. I'm ignoring it.




Work sucks, I'm too busy, that is all.

upshift 04-18-2008 09:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ceo012384 (Post 33387)
A lot of people have said some stupid shit in this thread since I last logged on. I'm ignoring it.




Work sucks, I'm too busy, that is all.
Well this is the bar. Theres no real point to it besides BSing anyways.

LaFemmes 04-18-2008 09:15 AM
"TGIF, is all I have to say" :rockwoot:
Have a great weekend everyone.

upshift 04-18-2008 09:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LaFemmes (Post 33538)
"TGIF, is all I have to say" :rockwoot:
Have a great weekend everyone.
Ive got one more day then TGIS :tt: I wish I got weekends off...

ceo012384 04-18-2008 03:39 PM
Fucking gorgeous here today. I'm going riding like WHOA.

PiZdETS 04-18-2008 06:53 PM
http://photofile.ru/photo/fishki_net...6/55847417.jpg
http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/7...ikol017gu7.jpg
http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/3...cc33ab2en8.jpg
http://photofile.ru/photo/fishki_net...6/55847313.jpg
http://photofile.ru/photo/fishki_net...6/55847396.jpg
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2...thong-prob.jpg
http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/6...27e6c17df0.jpg
http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/2...0661504dv9.jpg
http://1.content.collegehumor.com/d1...9a8341b670.jpg
http://photofile.ru/photo/fishki_net...5/51822867.jpg
http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/8383/tjlz4.gif
http://i26.tinypic.com/1zqa2hy.jpg
http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/i...7543669303.gif
http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/544...0856296bl5.jpg

t-homo 04-18-2008 07:24 PM
haha nice pictures.

Shitty day here. It's one of those days that not only is rainy, but almost depressing to go outside.

Dave 04-18-2008 08:18 PM
http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/2...0661504dv9.jpg

osp would hit it :P

upshift 04-18-2008 08:19 PM
Im off work :rockwoot: now im bored :lol:

and that lady with the humongous bewbs...i owuldnt touch her with a ten foot pole :poke:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave (Post 33823)
twice...

vabarber2 04-18-2008 08:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by upshift (Post 33824)
Im off work :rockwoot: now im bored :lol:

and that lady with the humongous bewbs...i owuldnt touch her with a ten foot pole :poke:



twice...
Hell no! Look, the guy in the pic didn't even want to touch her.

upshift 04-18-2008 09:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by vabarber2 (Post 33834)
Hell no! Look, the guy in the pic didn't even want to touch her.
I didnt say I would :panic: I said OSP would twice.

vabarber2 04-18-2008 09:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by upshift (Post 33837)
I didnt say I would :panic: I said OSP would twice.
I know, you said you wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole, and I was basicaly agreeing with you.

upshift 04-18-2008 09:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by vabarber2 (Post 33841)
I know, you said you wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole, and I was basicaly agreeing with you.
Oh sry ive been working all day...im tired :lol:

vabarber2 04-18-2008 09:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by upshift (Post 33843)
Oh sry ive been working all day...im tired :lol:
I feel ya, its like 4am here and I'm still up cause hopefully I'll be in the US by the end of the weekend!

upshift 04-18-2008 09:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by vabarber2 (Post 33847)
I feel ya, its like 4am here and I'm still up cause hopefully I'll be in the US by the end of the weekend!
nice hope u get home safe man :dthumb:

vabarber2 04-18-2008 09:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by upshift (Post 33850)
nice hope u get home safe man :dthumb:
Thanks

Katherine 04-18-2008 09:17 PM
What did that poor woman do to herself?

vabarber2 04-18-2008 09:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katherine (Post 33856)
What did that poor woman do to herself?
She let peer pressure build up until it got to be too much, then she did way too much!

upshift 04-18-2008 09:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katherine (Post 33856)
What did that poor woman do to herself?
What didn't she do? :lol:

NONE_too_SOFT 04-18-2008 09:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katherine (Post 33856)
What did that poor woman do to herself?
i imagine she visited the plastic surgeon, and opted to super size her procedures.

upshift 04-18-2008 09:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 33862)
i imagine she visited the plastic surgeon, and opted to super size her procedures.
seriously what size are those...those things :skep:

vabarber2 04-18-2008 09:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by upshift (Post 33865)
seriously what size are those...those things :skep:
They most deffinatly ran out of letters and numbers to use to size those!

upshift 04-18-2008 09:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by vabarber2 (Post 33870)
They most deffinatly ran out of letters and numbers to use to size those!
She looks like a ABZX41...E...

Mrs. Colleen 04-18-2008 10:00 PM
It's karaoke night bitches! :rockwoot: :rockwoot: :rockwoot:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47...s/10_7_3-1.gif

NONE_too_SOFT 04-18-2008 10:02 PM
last time i did karaoedieeike was with 2 of the biggest fake tits i've ever seen in my life attatched to a woman whom rivaled her breasts in size.

Mr Lefty 04-18-2008 10:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 33887)
last time i did karaoedieeike was with 2 of the biggest fake tits i've ever seen in my life attatched to a woman whom rivaled her breasts in size.
you did kareokie with Aretha? :lol:

NONE_too_SOFT 04-18-2008 10:10 PM
no this woman was white, and she could NOT sing. it was hilarious.

Mr Lefty 04-18-2008 10:13 PM
:lol: I love kareokie... I can't sing for shit... so don't try... but I like the atmosphere...

Mrs. Colleen 04-18-2008 10:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 33891)
she could NOT sing. it was hilarious.
Makes for a fun night...or at least the boobs do.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 33893)
:lol: I love kareokie... I can't sing for shit... so don't try... but I like the atmosphere...
It is a lot of fun...the only downside is that the bar I go to is not exactly classy so you never know what kind of weirdos the bartender AND DJ are going to throw out because they are getting a little to fresh with the lady folk. :td:

Mr Lefty 04-18-2008 10:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Colleen (Post 33894)
Makes for a fun night...or at least the boobs do.
you motorboating devil you :panic:

Mrs. Colleen 04-18-2008 10:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 33897)
you motorboating devil you :panic:
:rofl:

upshift 04-18-2008 10:18 PM
Man seeing all the pics of the new 250 is making me discouraged. I may just break down and buy one and see if my mom gives in.

comonboys 04-18-2008 10:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 33893)
:lol: I love kareokie... I can't sing for shit... so don't try... but I like the atmosphere...
I'll make sure to schedule karokee when you are home here then. Cutty and I sing all the time...... We rock at it too....

Crazy 04-18-2008 10:47 PM
DO IT upshift. it is a fucking awesome bike.

NONE_too_SOFT 04-18-2008 10:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazy (Post 33902)
DO IT upshift. it is a fucking awesome bike.
wonder if you can upgrade to a dual front caliper?

upshift 04-19-2008 08:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 33903)
wonder if you can upgrade to a dual front caliper?
Probably not at this point but they may have something in the future:idk:

DLIT 04-19-2008 02:24 PM
Just got a sub and amp put in the Tacoma. Nice little 10" RF Punch. Does the trick when I turn it up and it's not too loud when the wifey's rolling with me.

Mrs. Colleen 04-19-2008 02:46 PM
Laaaaaaazzzzzzy Saturday........................

WARputer 04-19-2008 03:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Colleen (Post 33976)
Laaaaaaazzzzzzy Saturday........................
Yup...and it's raining .....hence my post-hoing on TWF ! :dthumb: Looks like a day of internet browsing, watchin' movies and some drinks.

Mrs. Colleen 04-19-2008 03:06 PM
Hubby and I were going to go riding today but it is pretty ugly out. :td: Although it is only noon here so we may still go out. :beers:

WARputer 04-19-2008 03:11 PM
They say everythings better in Cali ! :idk::yes:

Mrs. Colleen 04-19-2008 03:20 PM
That is because everything is better out here. Around here...ugly out means a few clouds and only 60*. :lol:

NONE_too_SOFT 04-19-2008 06:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Colleen (Post 33984)
That is because everything is better out here. Around here...ugly out means a few clouds and only 60*. :lol:
ya, its almost worth the everlooming threat of deadly earthquakes.

OneSickPsycho 04-19-2008 06:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 34016)
ya, its almost worth the everlooming threat of deadly earthquakes, fires, mudslides, liberals, socialism, etc.
Corrected...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Colleen (Post 33976)
Laaaaaaazzzzzzy Saturday........................
I worked 9 hours today... that makes 73 for the week... yay! :suicide:

Cutty72 04-19-2008 07:29 PM
I only got a half hour here at the internet cafe... so i'm doing what i can to catch up.

WARputer 04-19-2008 07:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho (Post 34017)
Corrected...



I worked 9 hours today... that makes 73 for the week... yay! :suicide:
But what's 73 hours equal .....in $$$ ? :idk:

Cutty72 04-19-2008 07:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WARputer (Post 34039)
But what's 73 hours equal .....in $$$ ? :idk:
for him... the same as 40... he's on salary :panic:

WARputer 04-19-2008 08:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 34040)
for him... the same as 40... he's on salary :panic:
That SUCKS ! Glad I'm still hourly. :whistle:

Cutty72 04-19-2008 08:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WARputer (Post 34042)
That SUCKS ! Glad I'm still hourly. :whistle:
me too.

Mr Lefty 04-19-2008 08:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho (Post 34017)
Corrected...
you forgot ZOMBIES

Mrs. Colleen 04-19-2008 08:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 34016)
ya, its almost worth the everlooming threat of deadly earthquakes.
Not something I worry about really. :idk:

WARputer 04-19-2008 08:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Colleen (Post 34057)
Not something I worry about really. :idk:
That'd be like livin' in Fl. & worrying about hurricanes.

Mrs. Colleen 04-19-2008 08:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WARputer (Post 34058)
That'd be like livin' in Fl. & worrying about hurricanes.
Not exactly...if I lived in FL I would be worried about hurricanes all the time! I hear about those things all winter long, EVERY winter! :willy:

WARputer 04-19-2008 08:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Colleen (Post 34064)
Not exactly...if I lived in FL I would be worried about hurricanes all the time! I hear about those things all winter long, EVERY winter! :willy:
:dvrofl: Good point Miss....here in S.C. the only thing we have to worry about is when the next batch of P-nuts will be available. :whistle::wink:

upshift 04-20-2008 09:32 AM
:pwhore2: 264

Crazy 04-20-2008 10:20 AM
.... im mildly hungover (like a 1) and my neck hurts like HELL!!! group ride at 12 PM... hmm

dReWpY 04-20-2008 10:41 AM
im pissed gas is what it is, my bike is in cbus im 60 miles from there, and the 4/20 ride is another 110 miles from my house... needless to say, it was go no go for me

Cutty72 04-20-2008 07:44 PM
there are still no real good roads in central MN... better than ND (that doesn't take much) but I still have about a 1/4" of chicken strip on the rear... Don't ask about the front. Amazing how a different profile will affect the usage of a tire.

marko138 04-21-2008 09:10 AM
Damn. It's Saturday for me. Last week fucking sucked. 55.5 hours of work. Democratic Debate on Wednesday...all the travel. Ooof. I need a couple days off.

LaFemmes 04-21-2008 09:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 34451)
Damn. It's Saturday for me. Last week fucking sucked. 55.5 hours of work. Democratic Debate on Wednesday...all the travel. Ooof. I need a couple days off.



Enjoy!

marko138 04-21-2008 09:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LaFemmes (Post 34452)
Enjoy!
Thanks. I've got a lot to do today. Oil needs changed, I gotta go to Lowe's and buy a weed wacker, gym, clean the house, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

OneSickPsycho 04-21-2008 11:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 34451)
Damn. It's Saturday for me. Last week fucking sucked. 55.5 hours of work. Democratic Debate on Wednesday...all the travel. Ooof. I need a couple days off.
Are you hourly? I'd kill for only 55 hours this week...

marko138 04-21-2008 11:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho (Post 34525)
Are you hourly? I'd kill for only 55 hours this week...
Damn right I am.

OneSickPsycho 04-21-2008 11:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 34527)
Damn right I am.
I fucking hate you.

marko138 04-21-2008 11:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho (Post 34551)
I fucking hate you.
:lol:

Crazy 04-21-2008 01:21 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4

OneSickPsycho 04-21-2008 01:24 PM
:wtf: is your problem?

Crazy 04-21-2008 01:28 PM
well someone posted that video on another forum, and I lost 2 minutes of my life to it. So i figured I need to make others suffer.

t-homo 04-21-2008 01:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazy (Post 34646)
well someone posted that video on another forum, and I lost 2 minutes of my life to it. So i figured I need to make others suffer.
you, my friend, are a son of a bitch.

dReWpY 04-21-2008 01:45 PM
:iagree:

fpzx10 04-21-2008 02:12 PM
:dvrofl:

upshift 04-21-2008 04:10 PM
Yeah Ive seen that Harry Potter puppet thing. Some of the girls at school think its the best thing since sliced bread :screwy:

upshift 04-21-2008 05:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyzVt...eature=related

Trip 04-21-2008 05:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1KLWkBOOsk

OneSickPsycho 04-22-2008 12:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by upshift (Post 34722)
That was kinda cool.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Trip (Post 34730)
I'm dedicating that song to every girlfriend I've ever had and will ever have again.

fatburg 04-22-2008 02:16 PM
Damn all these youtube links I can't see at work :rant:

NONE_too_SOFT 04-22-2008 02:36 PM
so this is old news, but how about danika patrick winning the other day in IRL?

wonder if we could get some chicks in AMA or GP... Would they have umbrella boys? i'm thinking if so, thats my next career move.


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