With all the photographers at Deal's now, I often wondered if those crash sequences were the result of them being there rather than them simply being in the right place at the right time.

Distraction or showboat. Either way, it sucks to biff with an audience.

Friday night, an NBA player from my hometown had a huge fireworks show in one of the parks, right next to the road and there were a shit ton of people on the other side of the road. When me and a friend rolled out halfway through, it felt like I had just won a MotoGP race or some shit. Kinda funny.

did you throw it up?
:kawi:

Never have, and that wasn't where I was going to try it at.

what about the seat stand/bow and arrow?

I thought about mooning them. My friend was standing up humping the air though, so my pants pulled down would have looked really bad.

Did ya give the bitches a wave?