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Archren 06-18-2009 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by zed (Post 227741)
you missed out on a lot of fun then.

when we were coming out of the sandbox we had to get every vehicle inspected. I told one guy that I knew he had been racing through the desert because his shocks needed calibrated. I sent him to motor pool and they sent him to another company, they sent him to another, finally after being sent to 4 different companies he came back, wasn't very happy but it was funny as hell that so many other people went along with it.

:lmao: Nice! Like sending a private to find a box of grid squares..

zed 06-18-2009 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Archren (Post 227798)
:lmao: Nice! Like sending a private to find a box of grid squares..

hell yeah. left handed ratchets, and all the oldies like muffler bearings and blinker fluid.

z06boy 06-18-2009 12:32 PM

Sky hooks....

Yamerhaw 06-18-2009 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by z06boy (Post 227803)
Sky hooks....


yeah, my first day working at Timberland making boots, got sent to the main boss while in a meeting to ask him for a sky hook....sons of bitches

Yamerhaw 06-18-2009 01:12 PM

board stretchers..

Mikey 06-18-2009 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Archren (Post 227798)
:lmao: Nice! Like sending a private to find a box of grid squares..

We send the new Airmen out to supply to get us 100yds of flightline. That or a can of dial tone (I'm comm). :lol

Archren 06-18-2009 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Mikey (Post 227842)
We send the new Airmen out to supply to get us 100yds of flightline. That or a can of dial tone (I'm comm). :lol

Comm, huh? Tracy's AF friend is comm too.. I should text him and ask if he knows any other good noob pranks. :lol:

the chi 06-18-2009 02:02 PM

Im still giggling bout the 100yds of flightline...I can SO see that...

Tmall 06-18-2009 02:23 PM

In the Navy we send them to grease the relative bearing on the bridge, or to fetch a bucket of steam.

Personal favourite is when we take an old plum bob, tie some weak string to it. Tell the new guy it's a very expensive device used to test thermal layers in the water. He lowers it down over the side. It falls off. We convince him he just lost a 25,000 dollar sensor, and wait for the fun to unfold.

z06boy 06-18-2009 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Yamerhaw (Post 227824)
yeah, my first day working at Timberland making boots, got sent to the main boss while in a meeting to ask him for a sky hook....sons of bitches

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Originally Posted by Yamerhaw
board stretchers..


:lol: :lol:


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