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tommymac 01-19-2010 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice (Post 322134)
Funny thing is a couple of guys I see at the gym wearing a TapOut wool ski hat.....Is it really that cold in the gym (no), or do they just want to look cool?

Do they work out in jeans and lugz or timbs :lol:

Homeslice 01-19-2010 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 322169)
Do they work out in jeans and lugz or timbs :lol:

Jeans no, timbs yes sometimes......and one of them comes in with a Carhart jacket :lol:

t-homo 01-19-2010 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice (Post 322134)
Funny thing is a couple of guys I see at the gym wearing a TapOut wool ski hat.....Is it really that cold in the gym (no), or do they just want to look cool?

Are they the same guys who work out wearing hoodies and sweat pants? Yeah, those douche bags must be trying to cut weight for something. Douchers.

Homeslice 01-19-2010 05:23 PM

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Homeslice 01-19-2010 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by t-rock (Post 322212)
Are they the same guys who work out wearing hoodies and sweat pants? Yeah, those douche bags must be trying to cut weight for something.

As if more clothing is really going to make a measureable difference in the weight they lose.

Like I say, they're wearing it cuz they think it looks "hard", or because they're having a bad hair day.

Rangerscott 01-19-2010 05:51 PM

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t-homo 01-19-2010 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice (Post 322214)
As if more clothing is really going to make a measureable difference in the weight they lose.

Like I say, they're wearing it cuz they think it looks "hard", or because they're having a bad hair day.

Not necessarily. If you have to make weight then wearing sweats will make you sweat out more water and let you cut a couple pounds extra. You normally gain most of it back quickly when you re-hydrate.

tommymac 01-19-2010 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by t-rock (Post 322225)
Not necessarily. If you have to make weight then wearing sweats will make you sweat out more water and let you cut a couple pounds extra. You normally gain most of it back quickly when you re-hydrate.

Still see the occasional guy in the space suit type stuff or a garbage bag so they sweat more.

Homeslice 01-19-2010 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by t-rock (Post 322225)
Not necessarily. If you have to make weight then wearing sweats will make you sweat out more water and let you cut a couple pounds extra. You normally gain most of it back quickly when you re-hydrate.

And that's the thing. I was talking about real weight loss, not just temporary water loss. If someone isn't actually competing in a sport, it's pointless. These guys I'm talking about are just middle-aged douchebags. The only thing they need to "make weight" for is their bathroom scale.

Hydrant 01-19-2010 07:57 PM

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Homeslice 01-19-2010 08:12 PM

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Cougar MILFS can be seen wearing it on bonding trips to the mall with their sociopath offspring.
:lol:

Amber Lamps 01-19-2010 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by t-rock (Post 321988)
Actually, I don't own ed hardy anything. I normally wear hurley, billabong, fox, etc.

Do you skate board? Surf? Or can it be okay to buy something because you like it?

marko138 01-20-2010 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 322228)
Still see the occasional guy in the space suit type stuff or a garbage bag so they sweat more.

I used to do that. I was in HS and wrestled. Had to make weight 2 or 3 times a week. I once cut 17 lbs in 3 days.

tommymac 01-20-2010 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 322604)
I used to do that. I was in HS and wrestled. Had to make weight 2 or 3 times a week. I once cut 17 lbs in 3 days.

my cousins did that as well, our HS didnt have wrestling.

I heard a few yrs ago they changed the rules that you have to maintain a certain weight throughout the year to help cut down on stuff like that since kids would get sick and am sure a few prolly died in the process

marko138 01-20-2010 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 322609)
my cousins did that as well, our HS didnt have wrestling.

I heard a few yrs ago they changed the rules that you have to maintain a certain weight throughout the year to help cut down on stuff like that since kids would get sick and am sure a few prolly died in the process

Some has absolutely died from that shit. It was stupid, but I was in HS and all that mattered to me was being at the lowest weight possible.

I ref'd wrestling in college too, there are rules in place to prevent this kinda stuff now, and they add more every year.

Smittie61984 01-21-2010 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by t-rock (Post 322212)
Are they the same guys who work out wearing hoodies and sweat pants? Yeah, those douche bags must be trying to cut weight for something. Douchers.

Then they are retarded douches. Just because you sweat more doesn't mean you are loosing more weight. It just means you are overheating and your body is trying to loose the heat. If someone runs a marathon and doesn't break a sweat while the other person sweats a bucket to wacking off to the latest bang bus episode, would that person have exerted more energy?

And if sweating is the real goal then they can spend $20 at Sports Authority for a sweat suit. If they are truly dedicated to their fitness they won't give a damn what they look like at the gym.


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