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Mr Lefty 03-14-2008 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DLIT (Post 16306)
Did you guys know a 125 racer broke a record for the youngest rider to start from the front row (3rd) in Qatar? Dude's only 15 and 8 weeks.

damn... how'd he finish?

that'd be the shit! fuck HS football games and shit... I'm gonna go race motorcycles... damn that kids gonna be so deep in poon he'll need a fuck'n ladder to even see light!

DLIT 03-14-2008 07:33 AM

He's British. I'm watching the race right now. He started 4th, my bad. He's currently in 10th.

Mr Lefty 03-14-2008 07:35 AM

nice I'll have to watch that race in a bit

DLIT 03-14-2008 07:39 AM

In 7th, catching on the front group of 6.

6th now...

4th now.

DLIT 03-14-2008 07:51 AM

3rd now... Man, watching him as been fun.

Damn, half a lap and he's back in 6th.

Cutty72 03-15-2008 02:59 PM

damn... he's new
probably got a weight advantage, but an experience disadvantage!

pickle.of.doom 03-16-2008 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 16307)
damn... how'd he finish?

I'm gonna go race motorcycles... damn that kids gonna be so deep in poon he'll need a fuck'n ladder to even see light!

Quote:

Originally Posted by DLIT (Post 16308)
He's British. I'm watching the race right now. He started 4th, my bad. He's currently in 10th.

Since he's British, he might get some poon. But if he were a US kid, he would be at the end of that poon line, behind every kid that plays football, baseball, basketball, tennis, hockey, golf, soccer, water polo, chess, professional guitar hero, texas hold 'em, whirlyball, and probably tiddlywinks. Then after all that he might get him some sloppy 102'nds :lol:

Mr Lefty 03-16-2008 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by pickle.of.doom (Post 17459)
Since he's British, he might get some poon. But if he were a US kid, he would be at the end of that poon line, behind every kid that plays football, baseball, basketball, tennis, hockey, golf, soccer, water polo, chess, professional guitar hero, texas hold 'em, whirlyball, and probably tiddlywinks. Then after all that he might get him some sloppy 102'nds :lol:

I dunno... we had a couple kids that raced dirt bikes semi pro in HS that got more poon because of it than anyone...

besides he could always move to the us and bang all the US girls who drop their panties at the sound of the accent... :lol:

DLIT 03-16-2008 03:49 AM

I always got more poon because I have a 12teen inch cocker.

NONE_too_SOFT 03-16-2008 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DLIT (Post 17462)
I always got more poon because I have a 12teen inch cocker.


12teen inch cocker. i dont know what to say except congrats.




in london they dont have our football. they have soccer. and they go NUTS for soccer over there, but i doubt its like our football.

either way that kid is gonna have his dick so wet he might forget that he also uses the thing to piss out of.

DLIT 03-16-2008 02:57 PM

At any given point in time, he can be like. "Hey, bitch. Go here. www.motogp.com. I'm in the 125 section."

NONE_too_SOFT 03-16-2008 04:34 PM

one good reason to own an iphone.

DIMford 03-17-2008 08:08 AM

Is the league still open to join.

ceo012384 03-17-2008 04:14 PM

^Yeah you'll just be behind one round in points, like me. No biggie.

Mr Lefty 03-17-2008 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DIMford (Post 18001)
Is the league still open to join.

yeah I think so... try it... the info is in the first post

DLIT 03-17-2008 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ceo012384 (Post 18260)
^Yeah you'll just be behind one round in points, like me. No biggie.

Yeah, don't matter. You'll be in fron tof me after Jerez anyways.

JK 03-17-2008 06:34 PM

someone can come in a few rounds late and still walk off with it. I looked at the top overall scores and guys scored in the thousands so its always going to be wide open.

im in a tenous 1st right now...

Mr Lefty 03-18-2008 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cavicca (Post 18364)
someone can come in a few rounds late and still walk off with it. I looked at the top overall scores and guys scored in the thousands so its always going to be wide open.

im in a tenous 1st right now...

just make sure you have 2 riders a bike and a team

wonder how many will still get 0 points cause they didn't listen?

marko138 03-18-2008 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 18507)
just make sure you have 2 riders a bike and a team

wonder how many will still get 0 points cause they didn't listen?

Can you type that any bigger? I dont think they can see it in China.

Mr Lefty 03-18-2008 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 18623)
Can you type that any bigger? I dont think they can see it in China.

well shit I said it like 5 times before the first race, here, at :twf:, and on the little message board in the league... yet people still didn't have a full team.

that'll be the last time I say it though...

oh and I'm right next to china... they can see it... I asked

marko138 03-18-2008 03:26 PM

Thanks for the clarification.

DLIT 03-18-2008 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 18780)
oh and I'm right next to china... they can see it... I asked

I confirmed it.

ceo012384 03-18-2008 10:45 PM

I had to take a little loss when selling shit back to field a full team... but I picked up lorenzo... a killer deal at 12M euros based on the way he's been riding.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 18780)
well shit I said it like 5 times before the first race, here, at :twf:, and on the little message board in the league... yet people still didn't have a full team.

that'll be the last time I say it though...

oh and I'm right next to china... they can see it... I asked

You think anyone reads all the dumb shit you type, :pwhore2:?

Maybe you should have told OTB to make the announcement. Everyone would have been on point.

JK 03-18-2008 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ceo012384 (Post 19122)
Maybe you should have told OTB to make the announcement. Everyone would have been on point.


lol- but its true

Mr Lefty 03-24-2008 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 18507)
just make sure you have 2 riders a bike and a team

wonder how many will still get 0 points cause they didn't listen?

Jarez this weekend bitches

PiZdETS 03-28-2008 12:27 AM

http://g.photos.cx/Bump-eb.jpg
I sold stoners overrated, australian ass and bought lorenzo. bought gresini racing team as it's all I could afford. Still don't have a bike yet.

Here's my predictions for this weekends Jerez race;
Quote:

Pole Casey Stoner



Podium 1: Valentino Rossi 2: Casey Stoner3: Jorge Lorenzo
Fastest Lap Bridgestone
Oh yeah and I set indy as my home track. I'll get double points when rossi wins there bitches!!!!

JK 03-28-2008 09:28 PM

Quote:

Pole Casey Stoner



Podium 1: Valentino Rossi 2: Casey Stoner3: Jorge Lorenzo
Fastest Lap Bridgestone
yeah i think i have something similar. you cant miss em all! i made some moves, the moves i shoulda made last round :panic:

Cutty72 03-29-2008 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by PiZdETS (Post 24207)
http://g.photos.cx/Bump-eb.jpg
I sold stoners overrated, australian ass and bought lorenzo. bought gresini racing team as it's all I could afford. Still don't have a bike yet.

Here's my predictions for this weekends Jerez race;
Oh yeah and I set indy as my home track. I'll get double points when rossi wins there bitches!!!!

If you don't have a bike, you can't gain points/money.

you just sit there and look dumb with your riders making "vroom vroom" noise on their pretend rides. :lol:

Mr Lefty 03-29-2008 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 24732)
If you don't have a bike, you can't gain points/money.

you just sit there and look dumb with your riders making "vroom vroom" noise on their pretend rides. :lol:

:lol: yup

the one advantage you can do is if you got Stoner and Lorenzo and the ducati bike with no team or what ever... what you sell stoner and lorenzo back at will still be the new higher price... but you wouldn't have gained any points twords the league.


either way... I'm still in last place for all that had a full team... :lol: fuck'n west... is killing me!

Mr Lefty 03-31-2008 06:47 PM

Ok... I got rid of West... POS! I had to ditch the Kawi racing team and pick up Alice Ducati to get Toseland...

so right now I've got Hopper, Toseland, Alice Ducati, and the Kawi ZXRR.

Cutty72 03-31-2008 06:53 PM

Shit, i gotta go check and see how i did!

SONOFABITCH!!!!!!!!

stupid websense blocked it from work... :panic:

Mr Lefty 03-31-2008 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 25996)
Shit, i gotta go check and see how i did!

SONOFABITCH!!!!!!!!

stupid websense blocked it from work... :panic:

you got like 370pts... still right above me... I lost ground even... :lol: fuck'n west did SHITTY... at least Toseland should help me out

azoomm 03-31-2008 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 25999)
you got like 370pts... still right above me... I lost ground even... :lol: fuck'n west did SHITTY... at least Toseland should help me out

Edwards didn't even finish :td: That killed me...

Mr Lefty 03-31-2008 07:12 PM

yeah I saw that... at least stoner didn't hurt anyone cause no one can afford him yet :lol:

I was really pulling for edwards too... bad ass rider just seems to have shit luck

I was actually glad to see Nicky ride well

Cutty72 03-31-2008 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 25999)
you got like 370pts... still right above me... I lost ground even... :lol: fuck'n west did SHITTY... at least Toseland should help me out

Sweet.

I have west too... so we were even there
I think the only difference we had was the team :lol:

Mr Lefty 03-31-2008 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 26005)
Sweet.

I have west too... so we were even there
I think the only difference we had was the team :lol:

naw you have Hayden... how's whoop'n on Hopper right now...

Cutty72 03-31-2008 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 26027)
naw you have Hayden... how's whoop'n on Hopper right now...

Oh yeah... :lol:

JK 03-31-2008 08:32 PM

a grand in my hand-
 
lets see... scored 1024 this round for a grand total of 1541!

1st with yall and 3rd of everyone everywhere. i like this game! thanks Ebbs- BIZZZAK!

Mr Lefty 03-31-2008 10:01 PM

:lol: I wished I'd have gone with Toseland to begin with... I was going to... but then... I didn't :lol:

JK 03-31-2008 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 26094)
:lol: I wished I'd have gone with Toseland to begin with... I was going to... but then... I didn't :lol:


The 2 guys ahead of me have the same team except they have yamaha as their bikes. i shoulda done that.

Mr Lefty 03-31-2008 11:43 PM

how much did you get off of prediction? I've yet to get shit! I had rossi stoner hopper for the first race... then rossi stoner pedrosa... I wished they did it like Chuck did... where if you got them on the podium you got points... if you got the exact position... you got more... but :idk:

JK 04-01-2008 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 26133)
how much did you get off of prediction? I've yet to get shit! I had rossi stoner hopper for the first race... then rossi stoner pedrosa... I wished they did it like Chuck did... where if you got them on the podium you got points... if you got the exact position... you got more... but :idk:

it says ive earned 26 prediction points but i dont know where they came from-

if it was scored Chuck style we'd be in buisness.

Mr Lefty 04-01-2008 07:38 PM

you probably had Pedro winning :idk: what each prediction spot is worth

marko138 04-02-2008 09:43 AM

I sold West and bought Colin Edwards.

NONE_too_SOFT 04-02-2008 09:54 AM

eh i just sold nakano for west.

zortness 04-02-2008 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 26810)
I sold West and bought Colin Edwards.

Same. Toseland, Edwards (from West), Tech 3 (from Kawi), Honda. West and Kawi were disappointing me.

marko138 04-02-2008 11:34 AM

Good move.

Mr Lefty 04-02-2008 05:11 PM

Yeah I kept Hopper cause he's still not feel'n 100%... but I think my prediction of him winning 1 race this year was WAY overboard for that POS Kawi

JK 04-02-2008 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 27080)
Yeah I kept Hopper cause he's still not feel'n 100%... but I think my prediction of him winning 1 race this year was WAY overboard for that POS Kawi

hes testing kawi's new 'screamer engine' so mabye that will help him out.

im waithing for the Tech 3 guys to get the pneumatic engine that Rossi and lorenzo have... not at Estoril but the next round and they should have them.

Cutty72 04-02-2008 05:26 PM

I really gotta remember to fuck around with mine at home... stupid work.

Cutty72 04-03-2008 04:47 PM

Got it switched up a bit... hope i can make some ching to work my way up next time.

ceo012384 04-08-2008 01:27 AM

I haven't checked that shit out in ages.

Looks like I did fine in spain... missing the first round from qatar is still hurting me.

Mr Lefty 04-09-2008 04:35 PM

Race this weekend... remember predict for the next race and insure you have a full team:dthumb:

Cutty72 04-15-2008 12:26 AM

Damn, I suck at this :lol:

at least I'm ahead of Trip

Mr Lefty 04-15-2008 12:26 AM

wonder how many people are gonna go with Lorenzo for Poll? :lol:

Cutty72 04-15-2008 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 32299)
wonder how many people are gonna go with Lorenzo for Poll? :lol:

not me... i like going for lesser random riders, i mean, how often does the poll sitter win?

but then again, see where that is getting me.

Mr Lefty 04-15-2008 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 32300)
not me... i like going for lesser random riders, i mean, how often does the poll sitter win?

but then again, see where that is getting me.

Lorenzo has scored the poll in every race so far! and finished on poll in every race!


I was just talking about poll though...

Cutty72 04-15-2008 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 32304)
Lorenzo has scored the poll in every race so far! and finished on poll in every race!


I was just talking about poll though...

Shows how much I pay attention to the races and stats.
can't last forever though, can it :idk:

hoping, since i didn't pick him :lol:

Mr Lefty 04-15-2008 12:45 AM

are you doing the prediction? that's what I'm talking about

Cutty72 04-15-2008 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 32306)
are you doing the prediction? that's what I'm talking about

yup.

Lorenzo may win, but pedrosa's gonna pull the poll

Mr Lefty 04-15-2008 01:23 AM

never...

Cutty72 04-15-2008 11:32 AM

that's what my fantasy moto gp tells me.

pickle.of.doom 05-03-2008 12:22 PM

DId you see who has pole for tomorrow? Edwards. I bet noone predicted that one!

Mr Lefty 05-03-2008 08:44 PM

yeah no shit! hope he does well... and finishes 4th as to not screw up my predictions :lol:

JK 05-03-2008 09:08 PM

nice job CE! i hope his race pace is up to it.

i need enough money to get Tech 3 as my FANT' team

Mr Lefty 05-03-2008 09:10 PM

arent' you leading the whole fucking thing?

Cutty72 05-06-2008 04:26 PM

hmm, need to remember to check this again when i get home...

JK 06-11-2008 09:05 PM

bump--
 
hey, our subleague disappeared?!?!

any insight?

zortness 06-11-2008 09:17 PM

Seems like there's a php error... hopefully it's just a coding problem and the data wasn't lost.

Mr Lefty 06-11-2008 09:27 PM

huh... I dunno... haven't checked it this week...

I will say one thing... MOTOGPMANAGER SUCKS! fuck'n take forever to update... half the links don't work...

I found out the other day that Motogp.com has a game... I'll be doing that next year!

JK 06-11-2008 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 50288)
huh... I dunno... haven't checked it this week...

I will say one thing... MOTOGPMANAGER SUCKS! fuck'n take forever to update... half the links don't work...

I found out the other day that Motogp.com has a game... I'll be doing that next year!

do it, im in.

when toseland went down and lorenzo, i dropped bad, but now im back to 18th overall. tech 3 will save me!

DLIT 06-11-2008 10:08 PM

I haven't the slightest clue about how many points I have. Proly negative points.

Mr Lefty 06-11-2008 10:59 PM

sad thing is I've been TRYING and I'm still like... 2nd to last... :lol:

JK 06-12-2008 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 50326)
sad thing is I've been TRYING and I'm still like... 2nd to last... :lol:


whos last? and do they have 0 points? :lol:

Mr Lefty 06-12-2008 08:43 PM

i dunno haven't looked... but I ment 2nd to last of people who have points... yeah theres like 3 or 4 who have 0

Mudpuppy 06-13-2008 12:12 AM

man i go on there and it said closed for maintenance.. go back on and it says race weekend locked.. so i always forget - going now to try and see what's up..

JK 08-09-2008 07:52 PM

so does the winner get anything for dominating... ahem... winning the league?

other than the usual insults of course

:D

Mr Lefty 08-09-2008 08:10 PM

I dunno... but that was the WORST run league I've ever seen... over half their links don't work... they take days to update....

they have one on Motogp.com... I'll be doing that one next year

JK 08-09-2008 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 62388)
I dunno... but that was the WORST run league I've ever seen... over half their links don't work... they take days to update....

they have one on Motogp.com... I'll be doing that one next year

yeah that sight is so hung up i thought my computer was broken

JK 08-16-2008 12:37 PM

and now i forgot to add a rider and the sight finally locked in on time so now im out this round- #%#$%#$%!

oh well, looks like a chance at an overall prize is out.

ceo012384 08-16-2008 10:13 PM

Yeah, I totally stopped doing this by mistake. Oh well.

Cutty72 08-16-2008 10:38 PM

i have too, for lack of time and forgetfullness.

Mudpuppy 08-19-2008 12:11 AM

everytime i remember its a race weekend and then i can't get in.. the races are too scattered to keep track for me..

DLIT 08-19-2008 12:24 AM

What place am I in, ebbs?

Mr Lefty 08-19-2008 03:11 AM

dunno... haven't checked it... check it when I get home...

oh... next year... they have it on MOTOGP.COM... you select ALL places... no bonus for tire or poll... just finishing positions... Bruno landed me 75 points... LOL what a cluster fuck that race was

Mr Lefty 08-19-2008 06:54 AM

Dlit your 20th... right behind CEO and me...

go to Motogp.com and create a username... and try the game there.

DLIT 08-20-2008 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 64699)
Dlit your 20th... right behind CEO and me...

go to Motogp.com and create a username... and try the game there.

Ouch.

Cutty72 08-20-2008 01:38 PM

bet you're still ahead of me...

i need to try to make some changes.

ceo012384 08-20-2008 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 64699)
Dlit your 20th... right behind CEO and me...

No one should be doing worse than me I stopped playing like 4 races ago :lol:

Cutty72 08-20-2008 04:27 PM

myself and nts are behind you. i haven't changed anything since the beginning cause it's always locked when i log in. this will be my chance to move up!

Mr Lefty 08-20-2008 04:27 PM

yeah but if you've got a shitty team like me... DeAngelis and Toseland... who were doing quite well till I picked them up and sold Hopper and West.

that league is all fucked up though... poorly managed imo

Cutty72 08-20-2008 04:33 PM

hayden and toseland. finally got rid of the kawi bike... got a honda now.

still can't afford a decent team though.

Mr Lefty 08-20-2008 04:38 PM

yeah... well don't be supprised if you don't gain much... no one recieves 0 points for a race unless both your riders, the make of bike, and team all don't race, wreck out, or finish below 10th... so if you have Kawi this is a possiblity. and why I scored 0 for a couple races

even when I nailed the poll 1, 2, and 3rd.. I didn't move up but 1 position... who have since passed me... :idk:

I did much better at Chuck's old league

Mr Lefty 09-29-2008 07:03 PM

FUCKING HORRIBLE site... shit's been down for 3 races! "updating"

fuck that place...

Mudpuppy 10-03-2008 11:48 PM

imo nothing is the same as fantasy football.. its the only one i truly like.. tried hockey and now motogp.. just not the same..

Mr Lefty 10-04-2008 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mudpuppy (Post 76104)
imo nothing is the same as fantasy football.. its the only one i truly like.. tried hockey and now motogp.. just not the same..

well this fucking site sucked cock... seriously... it's still "updating" from 4 races ago...

FUCKING WEAK.


we need to get Chuck back over here and run it proper like we did on the old site

marko138 10-04-2008 01:04 AM

Where is Chuck? :wtf:

Mr Lefty 10-04-2008 01:08 AM

I dunno... need to pm that bloke

marko138 10-04-2008 01:09 AM

He is a good dood. Jeeps is here....if he's here anything is possible.

Mr Lefty 10-04-2008 01:12 AM

no shit. took that motherfucker long enough!


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