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marko138 06-04-2008 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by DLIT (Post 48399)
I'm going home June 24th for my brother's 30th b-day party. Three days of drunken antics. You know it's bad when you have to have an agreement with your brother stating that IF there is a fight between us, the person that starts it owes the other one $150.

Stop in PA cockknocker.

DLIT 06-04-2008 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 48403)
Stop in PA cockknocker.

How far are you from Eastern MA?

t-homo 06-04-2008 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by DLIT (Post 48399)
I'm going home June 24th for my brother's 30th b-day party. Three days of drunken antics. You know it's bad when you have to have an agreement with your brother stating that IF there is a fight between us, the person that starts it owes the other one $150.

The worst part is that it is his birthday, not just some random time.

marko138 06-05-2008 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by DLIT (Post 48405)
How far are you from Eastern MA?

Boston? About 6.5 hours.

DLIT 06-05-2008 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 48525)
Boston? About 6.5 hours.

Roll through, son.

NONE_too_SOFT 06-05-2008 08:30 PM

Rediculous record setting.
 
we are currently settng the world record for the most twfix users online at the same time in the same room on seperate lap tops.

t-homo 06-05-2008 08:54 PM

Did the website not work for the last day or so for anyone else? Mine was down. It said something about mainenance i think.

Mr Lefty 06-05-2008 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by t-rock (Post 48592)
Did the website not work for the last day or so for anyone else? Mine was down. It said something about mainenance i think.

yeah check the maintenance thread

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Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 48591)
we are currently settng the world record for the most twfix users online at the same time in the same room on seperate lap tops.

and yet no one really posted... :shrug:

Cutty72 06-06-2008 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by t-rock (Post 48592)
Did the website not work for the last day or so for anyone else? Mine was down. It said something about mainenance i think.

it's been on and off... Trips been makin it faster

marko138 06-06-2008 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by DLIT (Post 48590)
Roll through, son.

Wish I could. I need to see a Sox game too.

ceo012384 06-06-2008 04:36 PM

I hate my life.

DLIT 06-06-2008 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ceo012384 (Post 48758)
I hate my life.

I hate your face.

OneSickPsycho 06-07-2008 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ceo012384 (Post 48758)
I hate my life.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DLIT (Post 48760)
I hate your face.

Well I guess the answer CEO, is to shoot yourself in the face... Everyone's happy then,...

DLIT 06-07-2008 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho (Post 48952)
Well I guess the answer CEO, is to shoot yourself in the face... Everyone's happy then,...

Buck shot...on me, bud.

marko138 06-07-2008 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by DLIT (Post 48955)
Buck shot...on me, bud.

I'll throw a couple bones in.

Mrs. Colleen 06-07-2008 08:00 PM

The good news...I did not stall my bike once today. :lol:
The not as good news...I kept finding neutral at the worst times. :td: :tt:

:whistle:

Crazy 06-07-2008 08:21 PM

dont know if this is a repost... but:

http://rocketshields.com/

http://rocketshields.com/images/7_s91k.jpg

by far the stupidest bike accessory I have EVER seen.

Mrs. Colleen 06-07-2008 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Crazy (Post 48979)
dont know if this is a repost... but:

by far the stupidest bike accessory I have EVER seen.

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I no longer have to wear a full face helmet that squishes my fat cheeks, fogs up when its too cold or too hot, impairs my peripheral vision and hearing, and makes my head smell like a sweaty sock. I now sport a skateboard style motorcycle skid lid without having to wear sunglasses or goggles.
:skep: Yeah...that's a smarter option. :willy: Someone give this guy a scooter instead. :td:

Crazy 06-07-2008 08:51 PM

yeah its even stupider that he uses it as an excuse not to wear full face...

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Colleen (Post 48973)
The good news...I did not stall my bike once today. :lol:
The not as good news...I kept finding neutral at the worst times. :td: :tt:

:whistle:

I've done that a few times. felt like an idiot when im about to take left turn and rev the engine cuz its in neutral :panic:

Mr Lefty 06-07-2008 09:21 PM

yeah cause you know... the whole reason for a full face helmet was to keep the bugs and wind off your face... :lol:

DLIT 06-08-2008 12:05 AM

Dude wasn't fucking around with that shit.

ceo012384 06-08-2008 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by DLIT (Post 48760)
I hate your face.

Fuck you.
Quote:

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho (Post 48952)
Well I guess the answer CEO, is to shoot yourself in the face... Everyone's happy then,...

Fuck you.
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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 48967)
I'll throw a couple bones in.

Fuck you.




Not in the mood.

Think I'm going to start ripping beers now.

Cutty72 06-08-2008 03:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 48985)
yeah cause you know... the whole reason for a full face helmet was to keep the bugs and wind off your face... :lol:

He should make it strong enough so that he could wheelie the bike, and instead of flipping it over backwards, it would actually go all the way around...

rider76 06-08-2008 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Crazy (Post 48979)
dont know if this is a repost... but:

http://rocketshields.com/

http://rocketshields.com/images/7_s91k.jpg

by far the stupidest bike accessory I have EVER seen.



Wonder how many squids have got this thing from QVC???:bump:

DLIT 06-08-2008 09:17 AM

You know what? With gas that'll soon be like $100 per gallon, I'm gonna get one and just ride my bike for the rest of my life, fuck it.

Mr Lefty 06-08-2008 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by DLIT (Post 49157)
You know what? With gas that'll soon be like $100 per gallon, I'm gonna get one and just ride my bike for the rest of my life, fuck it.

except when it rains right? :lol:

DLIT 06-08-2008 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 49160)
except when it rains right? :lol:

No, dumbass, I wouldn't have it if I didn't ride in the rain.

Mr Lefty 06-08-2008 10:29 AM

but then you'd have to clean your bike! isn't that why you don't ride in the rain now?

besides... like that's gonna do ANYTHING to keep you dry... maybe your visor but that's about it

DLIT 06-08-2008 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 49174)
but then you'd have to clean your bike! isn't that why you don't ride in the rain now?

besides... like that's gonna do ANYTHING to keep you dry... maybe your visor but that's about it

There's no fucking way I'll be driving my truck if gas is $100 per gallon.

OneSickPsycho 06-08-2008 11:12 AM

Holy Shit!
 
This motherfucker better have gone out and bought a paychecks worth of lottery tickets...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=0yfXymnOXl8

Crazy 06-08-2008 11:20 AM

damn thats some crazy shit. although, i can believe that cuz semi trailers arent exactly built like tanks. still pretty fucking lucky

rider76 06-08-2008 01:38 PM

That was one lucky motherfucker....

Cutty72 06-08-2008 01:42 PM

fucking raining again...

rider76 06-08-2008 01:46 PM

thats blow dick Iowa for ya

Cutty72 06-08-2008 01:48 PM

yeah, found some cool people to ride with, but it keeps fucking raining.
and when it's not, they are mowing lawns! (own a business)

rider76 06-08-2008 01:53 PM

I know what you mean, I work different hours at work every couple weeks. So I can only ride with my dayshift friends about once or twice a month... Its hard for everybody to find time to ride at the same time :panic:

Mrs. Colleen 06-08-2008 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 49200)
fucking raining again...

Most years we get "June Gloom" and have many rainy, foggy, cold days...so far this month has been mostly sunny. I hope it keeps up for the rest of the summer! :willy:

Trip 06-08-2008 04:46 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Pd6-QlNhf4

Mr Lefty 06-08-2008 04:50 PM

not quite a rick roll...

Trip 06-08-2008 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 49234)
not quite a rick roll...

Still got ya, :zowned:

Mr Lefty 06-08-2008 05:03 PM

:lol: well I knew it was gonna be something dumb coming from you...

actually I was just hope'n to see that chick dance'n around in a bikini...... (she is 18 right? :leaving:) :lol:

Trip 06-08-2008 05:18 PM

I did get you some good pics from the rally, unfortunately they are on Rae's camera and will never see the light of day. There was this awesome one when they were leaving and she was loading the bikes. We need to start a revolt to force her to put it up. :lol:

Mr Lefty 06-08-2008 05:25 PM

ass shot? :lol:

you needed to just jack her camera and upload them... then be like... the lodge called and said someone left a camera behind... :lol:

upshift 06-08-2008 10:57 PM

Whats goin on guys?

dReWpY 06-08-2008 11:00 PM

not much, just killing time between rides

i vote we try this rally thing again, this time later in the year again this year

upshift 06-08-2008 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by drewpy (Post 49367)
not much, just killing time between rides

i vote we try this rally thing again, this time later in the year again this year

cool

so what happened to the rally this year? ive been MIA for a couple weeks doing stuff to the car. im hopefully going tomorrow to see trade in value for my bike and dirtbike on a new 250. should be interesting to say the least.

dReWpY 06-08-2008 11:10 PM

gas prices shot my chance, and ceo biffed his bike at the track (in his defense, its not his fault) pc had to work the CMA's and everyone else idk

upshift 06-08-2008 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by drewpy (Post 49370)
gas prices shot my chance, and ceo biffed his bike at the track (in his defense, its not his fault) pc had to work the CMA's and everyone else idk

huh that sucks. looks like everything kinda did a downhill descent in the past month. glad it wasnt worse :panic: how about u and osp, when yall heading back out?

dReWpY 06-08-2008 11:14 PM

sometime next year we are heading on an east coast trip, it wasnt a complete loss i found some roads that are in the top 10% of all roads i have seen, and they are within 30 miles of my apt. which makes day trips completely possible after work, better yet, they are just past were work

upshift 06-08-2008 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by drewpy (Post 49373)
sometime next year we are heading on an east coast trip, it wasnt a complete loss i found some roads that are in the top 10% of all roads i have seen, and they are within 30 miles of my apt. which makes day trips completely possible after work, better yet, they are just past were work

sweet. ive been itching to ride all summer but havent been able to. gas is almsot $4 a gallon here so ill probably be riding it alot in the next few months when i get a chance.

dReWpY 06-08-2008 11:21 PM

i have been paying over 4.10 for a while now and while im getting 35 mpg consitently even in the hills, its rough when im used to putting 300+ miles a day, shit its almost 20 bucks to fill a MC!! i need to find a cheaper hobby

upshift 06-08-2008 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by drewpy (Post 49377)
i have been paying over 4.10 for a while now and while im getting 35 mpg consitently even in the hills, its rough when im used to putting 300+ miles a day, shit its almost 20 bucks to fill a MC!! i need to find a cheaper hobby

yeah i think i spent almost that much filling up the 250 the other day (actually like a month ago :lol: ) good luck finding a cheaper hobby cus unless youre sitting around watching tv eating ramen noodles youre SOL. everything it getting expensive :rant:

dReWpY 06-08-2008 11:31 PM

will sitting around on the comp check
eating ramen, not so much but def all about the 49cent pot pies
i went to college to make money an not living in povety
well fuck that isnt working out very well

on a side note
the maroon 5 song with rihana:
GOD DAMN!! she is one fine piece of ...whap...

damn pc has good aim with that pan!!

that is one of the hottest videos out, smoking

upshift 06-08-2008 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by drewpy (Post 49382)
will sitting around on the comp check
eating ramen, not so much but def all about the 49cent pot pies
i went to college to make money an not living in povety
well fuck that isnt working out very well

:lol:

for real tho if wages dont start increasing were looking at some bad times ahead in this country financially. it like almost $5 a gallon for fucking milk now

may have to check that vid out i havent seen it

Mr Lefty 06-09-2008 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by drewpy (Post 49367)
not much, just killing time between rides

i vote we try this rally thing again, this time later in the year again this year

Sounds good... how about September... say the few days before Indy... :lol:

only way I'll be there

t-homo 06-09-2008 12:05 AM

You guys are fuckin yourselves by not living in MO. its like 2.50 or 3 bucks for a gallon of milk. Gas is at 3.74 and 93 is right at 4 bucks. Oh and homes are cheap as shit.

dReWpY 06-09-2008 12:19 AM

i live 30 miles away from roads you dream about, its worth the price i pay :lol:

Dnyce 06-09-2008 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by t-rock (Post 49393)
You guys are fuckin yourselves by not living in MO. its like 2.50 or 3 bucks for a gallon of milk. Gas is at 3.74 and 93 is right at 4 bucks. Oh and homes are cheap as shit.


but what the hell else is there? flat empty boring land?

Cutty72 06-09-2008 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by drewpy (Post 49377)
i have been paying over 4.10 for a while now and while im getting 35 mpg consitently even in the hills, its rough when im used to putting 300+ miles a day, shit its almost 20 bucks to fill a MC!! i need to find a cheaper hobby

damn, you've imroved your mileage. you're now doing as good or better than me!

LaFemmes 06-09-2008 08:57 AM

Damn is it hot out!!:panic:

Mrs. Colleen 06-09-2008 02:46 PM

I love working at a Jewish school...I have today off because it is a Jewish holiday. :D

rider76 06-09-2008 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Colleen (Post 49504)
I love working at a Jewish school...I have today off because it is a Jewish holiday. :D

Pretty sweet, bet you work like 10 days in december then huh?

vabarber2 06-10-2008 09:37 AM

hey fellas!

Trip 06-10-2008 09:55 AM

yo vabs, where you been hiding?

upshift 06-10-2008 04:26 PM

sup vabs?

just got back from riding and it feels awesome outside! :rockwoot:

Cutty72 06-10-2008 05:14 PM

it's not raining, i'm going riding!

comonboys 06-10-2008 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 49853)
it's not raining, i'm going riding!

And yet you are still online. hmmmmmm. :pwhore2:

ps. Got the new computer today. It's pretty sweet

Dnyce 06-11-2008 04:08 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl-uokwBpcs&NR=1

who's kid is this? lol

fess up ceo

Bassplayer 06-11-2008 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Dnyce (Post 50060)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl-uokwBpcs&NR=1

who's kid is this? lol

fess up ceo

what a squid.. no gear except the helmet. :lol::lol:

Cutty72 06-11-2008 03:31 PM

Guard is forming up in IA to take care of the flooding.

Glad I'm leaving shortly.

PiZdETS 06-11-2008 09:58 PM

I'm off to bonnaroo, peace dudes and dudettes!

t-homo 06-11-2008 09:59 PM

Later mane. Have fun.

DLIT 06-11-2008 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Colleen (Post 49504)
I love working at a Jewish school...I have today off because it is a Jewish holiday. :D

Got me thinking.

Anybody ever fucked a Jewish girl?

t-homo 06-11-2008 10:29 PM

Nope. German foreign exchange student who was living with my parents though. Over christmas break, the night before she left.

Dave 06-12-2008 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by DLIT (Post 50312)
Got me thinking.

Anybody ever fucked a Jewish girl?

nah, made an athiest call for God once though :dthumb:

went on an awesome cruise down to maryland with some friends this weekend. nice ass twisties and things got very...spirited. pretty proud of myself, i was the only one in the group riding 2up and i somehow managed to stay within shouting distance of some of our 600s lol. good times and im gaining more confidence in my riding :rockwoot:


gf snapped some phone pics:
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k1...0608080830.jpg
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k1...0608081033.jpg
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k1...0608081116.jpg

Cutty72 06-12-2008 01:29 AM

damn, not bad pics for a celly

rider76 06-12-2008 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 50168)
Guard is forming up in IA to take care of the flooding.

Glad I'm leaving shortly.


Guy I work with got emergency leave... his Mom and Dad's house has 6 feet of water in it... sucks

Mrs. Colleen 06-12-2008 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by DLIT (Post 50312)
Got me thinking.

Anybody ever fucked a Jewish girl?

No. :no:

rider76 06-12-2008 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by t-rock (Post 50316)
Nope. German foreign exchange student who was living with my parents though. Over christmas break, the night before she left.

I screwed some german chicks when I was in Germany, but exchange student, man thats the shit every teenage boy dreams of... good prick

Quote:

Originally Posted by DLIT (Post 50312)
Got me thinking.

Anybody ever fucked a Jewish girl?



No, have you?

t-homo 06-12-2008 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rider76 (Post 50413)
I screwed some german chicks when I was in Germany, but exchange student, man thats the shit every teenage boy dreams of... good prick





No, have you?

I was scared as hell, as it was in her bedroom downstairs.

Trip 06-12-2008 07:29 PM

My sister got a german exchange student that wanted me. Only problem was she was built like a man, smelled like ass, and really really scared me. She would never take showers and would hide her clothes so my mom couldn't wash them. She was really gross.

t-homo 06-12-2008 07:37 PM

My parents student was like 5'2, 100 lbs, DDs. Hot as hell and didn't smell bad.

rider76 06-12-2008 07:46 PM

T Rock that sounds like my kinda German :drool:

t-homo 06-12-2008 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by rider76 (Post 50446)
T Rock that sounds like my kinda German :drool:

Here is a picture of her with my parents.
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u...K/IMG_0198.jpg

Trip 06-13-2008 01:22 PM

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I invited Xenu to join TWFix

dReWpY 06-13-2008 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by PiZdETS (Post 50303)
I'm off to bonnaroo, peace dudes and dudettes!

hey thats right down the road from me

Trip 06-13-2008 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by drewpy (Post 50547)
hey thats right down the road from me

congratulations, you just passed 3rd grade geography.

dReWpY 06-13-2008 02:09 PM

smrt, thats me

neebelung 06-13-2008 04:35 PM

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Is it beer thirty yet?

NONE_too_SOFT 06-13-2008 04:40 PM

lollerham neebs.

Trip 06-13-2008 04:55 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-jOEAufDQ4

Bassplayer 06-13-2008 05:52 PM

http://www.comcast.net/articles/news...3/ODD.Gas.Men/

DLIT 06-14-2008 05:51 AM

Fuck, they're having a free track day out here and I'l be out of town. God damn it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bassplayer (Post 50579)

I just watched the beer video Trip posted and then read this. As I was reading, I pictured guys with caps, khakis and matching green shirts hopping around shouting the beer song and handing money out.

psychochild28 06-14-2008 12:14 PM

Hey all!

I finally got my computer away from drewp :lol:

Acutally I'm working and bored :willy:

Trip 06-14-2008 12:44 PM

:lol: when do you go on tour?

psychochild28 06-14-2008 12:58 PM

I leave Wed at 10:30pm for my first run. The first show is Thurs.

upshift 06-14-2008 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 50573)

"I am drunk, look at me, I am drunk, WEEEEE!" roflcopter

t-homo 06-14-2008 03:05 PM

You may ask yourself, "Do I want to drink beer tonight?" But in reality you mean, "Let's get fuckin hammered." At least that is how that conversation always goes for me.

Cutty72 06-15-2008 02:30 PM

what's going on... just sittin in the garage preppin the bike for the track...

upshift 06-15-2008 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 50825)
what's going on... just sittin in the garage preppin the bike for the track...

watchin waynes world 2 :rockout:


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