actually butter, and im about to slap a chicken pattie with cheese in one. did i mention that these are BEER biscuits?

I guess since they're beer biscuits, I won't take cool points away by your lack of gravy.

You're baking biscuits while I'm dropping a loaf. Nothing like posting while poopin.

When I shit i look through the playboys and maxims in the bathrooms. You know its a good one when you are in so long the lights turn off on you have you have to throw a magazine or two over the stall to get the sensor's attention.

No lie!!! Cept Walgreens doesn't allow mags in the head so I ball up some tp and throw it over...depending on how much I have left. It's no fun wiping the brown eye in the dark. It's just a guessing game at that point.

Ever sit in there for so long your butt and legs go numb?

im glad im not the only one that outshits the lights n a rr

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Well, I'm a pretty speedy pooper. I drop my thunder in about 2 minutes usually, especially if the rr has rails for power sqeezin. The rest of the time, I sit and surf on the fone.

I'm a power pooper.

Just a little bit TMI going on here.... but :twfix: So carry on.

I can usually squeeze 3 or 4 games of Sudoku in on a good one.