Nice, you cooked for her. Did the panties drop when the meal was done?

I did cook, yes. But no.. no action.
We've never quite gone that direction, but there's a decent possibility so I'm just playing it cool.

Sooooooo.... cock on her shoulder next dinner?

Who knows, man. ;)
I'm no player, but once in a great while things work out for me.

Same. Things get slow, then suddenly, charm everywhere. Right now I'm at the blah stage.

I am at the kill me now stage. We are making some headway and hopefully will have things cleaned up in an hr or 2

Down with useless nurses!

Meh, I'm lord of the dry spell.
It's so rare that I happen upon something that plays out, but I deal with it.


Hrm... beer #4...

I'll keep my fingers crossed for ya, Tom. :D

I'm almost jealous. I haven't had anyone cook for me in a long time. I'll pass on the cock on the shoulder entree. :lol:

I am actualy a prety good cook and am kinda housebroken :lol:

I will also pass on any cock on my shoulder, then we will have problems

Tom

Well, mine is more of an appetizer so you'd still be good for the main course.
:lol:

Nice we have an extra resident so he came over to help AKA he sees the patients and I do nothing:whistle:

Tom

aaaah... goddammit... this beer is making me hungry again.

Make haste to Whataburger!

nah, I'm pretty buzzed. Shouldn't be driving.
It does sound good though.

Housebroken? :dthumb:

Wow.... :lol:

In vino veritas :lol:

Now the attending on is trying to micromanage my cases. this should be fun.

Tom

Are you having fun yet, Tommy? :lol:

Ok, I went after Whataburger anyway.
I wasn't as tipsy as I thought.

Loads first off I almost got some funky vag discharge all over my boots, now i am mentally preparing to pull an iud out of a bloody cooter.

Did I ever say I love my job :lol:

Tom

Better than Derf. He has to pull IEDs out of bloody cooters.

And now you're sobered up, right? Stupid food always does that to me. :lol:

I wasn't that far gone to begin with. It was just a 1/2 bottle of wine and 4 beers.

Funky vag discharge on your boots? Ewww!!! :panic:

Bloody "cooter" :lmao: :lmao:

I haven't heard the who-ha called that in a long time :rofl:

I wouldnt mind putting a few ieds into some of them.

tom

That's not alot at all. I'd barely catch a buzz off of that. :lol:

What can I say? I'm way out of practice.
Going to bed after this food settles, though.
I think I'm going to take the new pistola to the range in the morning.

Have fun! I'm riding tomorrow before it rains :D

Very nice a pt I sent to the main er is being dragged back in by hosp police and put in 4 points :rockwoot:

Tom

No riding for me.
Not until this damn cedar pollen dies down.
I'm double-dosed on Zyrtec and still miserable.
No sense ram-airing it into my sinuses.

no riding for me untill all the snow melts and the temps climb somewhere above freezing :(

tom

That sucks. I think about you tomorrow when I'm out riding. :D

think about me tomorrow when you aren't having to wear a respirator to keep your brains from turning to mucus and trying to escape.

:dthumb:

I also have to remember to take Eric's movie with me & mail it before he disowns me. :lol:

is it a full moon out tonight. I swear everyone here is frekin nuts tonight.

Tom

Bah I'm getting tired. This isn't good. I have stuff I need to do in the morning, not to mention ride! And...tomorrow's payday which means sushi day for me! :drool:

And our annooying resident crackhead is now wanderign around my room. May be worth it seeing them hit her with a tazer :lol:

tom

Don't taze me, bro!

You're awake? I thought you passed out since you didn't answer my text. :lol:

I'm home waiting for my son to wake up for school to give him a hug before he leaves. He goes to his dad's after school so this will be the last I see of hm for a couple of weeks. Mini-Me is already over there.

Then maybe I can get a nap, without it turning into a normal type sleep since there's things I want to do before it rains.

Yeah Yeah Brag about living here is "always" warm...


Wait She is already at his house but you still have him????
I guess thats why she been talking to me:idk:

When did you talk to her? I spoke with her last night before work telling her she needed to go back to ER. I bet her dumbass daddy can't tell that it's been 4 days since her first visit & she's not really doing any better. He won't listen to me. Grrrr....

you dont give me a hug when I wake up:idk:

Tom

That's because you usually dutch oven me :rant:

But I like to share what I create :lol:

Tom

There are some things you create that you don't need to share. This is one of those things. :lol:..

Continuing to do so will be at your own risk. :whistle:

But I am working on sharing with people :lol:

Tom

Why is this thread in the SE forum now?

Tom

Mods trying to contain the FL postwhoring.

but a bunch of us arent even from fla. They cannot contain us. I saw we rise up and rebell LOL

Tom

No, but you are a :pwhore2:

Uhm...the 20th was the last time i talked to her.....
HAHA don't talk about him that wa......Oh never mind...
:whistle:

I almost forgot....oops

particleman is one of my idols so I have to try to live up to his expectations :lol:

Tom

You're not doing a very good job! For once, I have more posts than you do! :nee: But I'll never catch up to Kel. Fucking postwhore. :lol:

And Tommy, you need to learn that it's ok to NOT share certain things :lol:

And as much as I look up to Kel & would love to meet her & the Florida crew, I DO NOT WANT OR LIKE MOVING TO FLORIDA!!!!

Hell, most of us that post in this thread aren't even from there!

Pretty please put the thread back in Off Topic! K! Thanks! :D

all your threads are belong to us...muwahahahahaha

I live in Jersey??? :idk:

Yup, I'm even further into the north part of Jersey than Sizxxer is

And I am even further north in NY

tom

Florida rules!!!! Louisiana Drools.

:werd:

Jersey does have a funny smell to it though:sorry:


And well, Tom knows I wont bad mouth my home...especially if I plan on moving back there:D

hahahahahahahaha dirty jersey

it is the armpit of America:lol:

We can make fun of staten island though, it smells over there :lol:

Tom

Tell us something we don't know. :lol:

Still no plausible answer to the question of why the mods relocated the thread to Floida. I call bullshit on OSP answer. We typically kept our bullshit nonsense nightly posts to one thread instead of making several like we used to. The move doesn't make sense.....

Did someone steal OSP's golden shovel? If one of you have it, please return it to him so he can go back to posting just as much bullshit about burying bodies! K....thanks! :D

If not, we need to chip in & get him another. He needs something to break his winter fever with. :lol:

true

:shotgun:

anyone awake?

I just got up and am stuck watching the baby.

Angry version?

It changes minute by minute :lol:

not too much angry thus far. I havent had to put him in the car yet and I havent started drinking yet either so thats a win.