My guess is that you didn't get up at 5 this morning to go work huh

I did. Work FTL.

You would be correct. I woke up at 8:30, showered, and went to my 9:00 class that I slept through most of. Gotta love Macroecon.

Ah, remember those days of sk00l. Makes me feel old saying that. :no:

Shoot, since I post so much from my fone, I oughta be the resident TWfix man-on-the-street whore. Houston aint that interesting, but it's an idea. I'm bored.....and driving for 3 hours. Gotta occupy my time with something.

Posting while driving doesn't sound like such a good idea to me.

I'm a dedicated :whore: I'm skilled at the art of knee driving. I could probably rally drive with my friggin knees.

Needless someone has a way better phone then me if you're posting while driving

It's an older blackberry. The 7520 model. Nextel won't upgrade their data network so I'm stuck with 33kbps speeds on an older phone until they do. Get's the job done I suppose.

and im baking biscuits...

There better be gravy on them biscits. Aint no biscits without no gravy, ya hear?

actually butter, and im about to slap a chicken pattie with cheese in one. did i mention that these are BEER biscuits?

I guess since they're beer biscuits, I won't take cool points away by your lack of gravy.

You're baking biscuits while I'm dropping a loaf. Nothing like posting while poopin.

When I shit i look through the playboys and maxims in the bathrooms. You know its a good one when you are in so long the lights turn off on you have you have to throw a magazine or two over the stall to get the sensor's attention.

No lie!!! Cept Walgreens doesn't allow mags in the head so I ball up some tp and throw it over...depending on how much I have left. It's no fun wiping the brown eye in the dark. It's just a guessing game at that point.

Ever sit in there for so long your butt and legs go numb?

im glad im not the only one that outshits the lights n a rr

:sbg:

Well, I'm a pretty speedy pooper. I drop my thunder in about 2 minutes usually, especially if the rr has rails for power sqeezin. The rest of the time, I sit and surf on the fone.

I'm a power pooper.

Just a little bit TMI going on here.... but :twfix: So carry on.

I can usually squeeze 3 or 4 games of Sudoku in on a good one.

Don't worry, I actually had them go out on me yesterday, so i pushed the stall door open the other way to get the lights to turn back on. About 10 seconds after they went off the second time a pladge bro walked in to see me shittin with the door wide open. He is a hardcore homophobe so it was pretty amusing.

How on earth am i supposed to have a comeback for that?

:lol: I dunno. Just sayin....

this is one time that games on a celly come in handy

taking a shit and killing 14 point bucks, ya, i think your right, americans have the good life

Games? Who needs games when there's TWFix?

Look down, your failure's showing.





:lol:

oh my...

Your post insults my retinas.

Hey fellas!

Messed my back up real bad so i havent ben up to walking down here to the computer lab, but i had to today so i could let the fam know im still kicking!

Zen of Sarcasam

01. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me
either.
Just pretty much leave me alone.

02. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan
belt and leaky tire.

03. Its always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal
your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

04. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't
be promoted.

05. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

06. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

07. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a
couple of car payments.

08. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in
their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and
you have their shoes.

09. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for
you.

10 Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to
fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it
was probably a wise investment.

12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half
and put it back in your pocket.

16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a
dark side, and it holds the universe together.

18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one
works.

19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips
are moving.

20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you
need it.

21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a
laxative on the same night

funny ebbs.

the only one I really laughed at was the last one though :lol:

I'm fucking here

And now it's time for me to go to bed... since I joined this forum and posted with time I didn't actually have....


Think I'll have some free time later this week to really check the place out :rockwoot:

Ok really signing off now. Night fuckers.

I'll be on in depth later this week/weekend. Then I'll try to catch up to Ebbs :lol:

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fuck yourself.

way to early in the morning for those type of shenanigans, I might pull something

Old man Fatburg.

What up, and how much longer are you around this morning

i'll be off work in 1.5 hours. Then it will be 2300.

Where are you these days? (It's been a while :sorry:)

S Korea. Been here 365 days on the 7th. Leaving on the 25th. Back to vegas.

You back for good at that point?

Fuck yeah. Well at least a couple years in Vegas. I was there for 6.5 years before here, so the chance of me being there more than two is possible too.

Mornin kids!

sweet deal

Mornin, sizzlechest.

heya, another beautiful morning

Yep, time to go rape and pillage. :wiz:

I'll bring the mace.

with two inches of solid ice, this is far from a good morning, im stuck at college with a level three snow emergancy, so school is closed and if you try to drive home the cops can arrest you or at atleast give you a ticket...

WOW... that is DUMB, we had an ice storm yesterday and now its 40 and the trees are raining (all the melting ice) and its bright and sunny out.

yeah i agree thats fuckin stupid. way to go municipality

I hated this thread at TWF and I still hate it. It's a gay tradition that needs to die soon.

suck it bitch, don't look at it if you don't like it.

no burgers for you then

At least let him barrow the grill brush so he can clean the sand out of his vagina.

like this one?

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burn. :drewpy:

why are you so angy all the time?

Sand.....

ain't that a bitch

Did you know the humpback chub is on the endangered species list?

nope...

didn't know there was such a thing as a humpback chub. :lol:

They can fix that with surgery nowadays. Isn't that what Bill Clinton has?

Take a look at this humpback chub

http://www.gcdamp.gov/images/hbchub.jpg

Thats an ugly ass fish..

Ya, but a little luggage and he is prettied right up

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k1...isc/hbchub.jpg

:lmao:

AWESOME

:wtfru:

Shut your pie hole...you've been trunked

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k1...tbike_silo.jpg

fish like that keep me in business, fish biologist for the win!!!

bet ya never caught one with a trunk though huh... :lol:

If so, send that to me, I want it mounted above the mantle

I dunno.. I went to the bar the other night... and believe me, there are plenty of humpbacked chubs left around here! :lol:

:lol: any have trunks?

WOW

randomness...

:panic:

Great question Ebbs

I thought so too :lol:

literally

lets get drunk. baby rep social tonight.

feel free to tell a baby rep to go for me

:whore: :pw:

it's :pwhore2:

dammit i had all the smileys memorized


:pwhore2:

yeah we all went through it... drewpy's the smilie bitch... so if you got one you want... talk to him... (he's got a smilie thread around here somewhere)

when u coming back to the states?

september for the rally... then for good in March (09)

by rally u mean motogp? or the dragon?