I'd say Growlers are satan's pipe of choice... Sato's are for Stalin, Hitler, and Nietzsche.

Tell the state rep that they will be providing you with a rental car as well!!

I love the Title! Fuckin funny dude. Gettin fucked by the law... Happens to all of us at some point.

Good call.

While you are at it, I would ask for a "get out of jail free" pass for the Dragon.

You could use that. :whistle:



Honestly, dude's a retard. He knows he's retarded which is why he was making excuses.

It's just a bike. He is in the wrong. There are witnesses. It will get fixed.

Ain't no thing.

there will be rental cars and such

Rental bike??

i wish

That'd be awesome.

The round thing in the front of your seat is the steering wheel. You use it to turn the "car". The long skinny thing on the floor is the gas pedal. It makes the car go. The wide thing on the floor is the brake. It makes the car stop.

Customarily, people don't wear leathers inside a car, but you can if you want.

Helmets tend to scare other drivers.