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Mrs. Colleen 03-07-2008 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by vabarber2 (Post 11040)
Yeah, theyre real bad about it! Scared we'll act bad or go to work drunk! Plus alot of guys used to sneak off base to buy it from the iraqis and get killed back when the war started!

:willy::willy:

NONE_too_SOFT 03-07-2008 08:08 PM

omg 1 year in jail. thats almost worth it.

vabarber2 03-07-2008 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Colleen (Post 11053)
:willy::willy:

Yup! Exactly!

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Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 11056)
omg 1 year in jail. thats almost worth it.

No, Military jail its not! Plus a less than honerable discharge! Then its hard getting a job forever! Plus its a hefty federal offense if they catch someone sending it to you! Dont want to bring the fam down also!! So I'll pass! Only like 2months left now anyway!!

NONE_too_SOFT 03-07-2008 08:12 PM

damn. you can still sniff glue though right?

vabarber2 03-07-2008 08:14 PM

Yeah, though most people huff cans of air! So there stoping selling that here even!

Bassplayer 03-07-2008 08:17 PM

im off to work ya'll have a good one! :twfix:

NONE_too_SOFT 03-07-2008 08:18 PM

omg how will you breathe?

vabarber2 03-07-2008 08:19 PM

Yeah, you too BP!

LaFemmes 03-07-2008 08:26 PM

Nice chatting with you all.
Thanks for your help.

Ciao.
:yawn:

vabarber2 03-07-2008 08:28 PM

Yeah!

Adios!

Mr Lefty 03-07-2008 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vabarber2 (Post 11040)
Yeah, theyre real bad about it! Scared we'll act bad or go to work drunk! Plus alot of guys used to sneak off base to buy it from the iraqis and get killed back when the war started!

actually the no alcohol thing has more to do with the fact that it's a dry country... just like Kuwait. the liquor that the guys bought off base was bootleg stuff and could easily be poisoned.

plus if it's a combat zone (obviously it is) alcohol really doesn't belong there IMO... too much stress on you guys mixed with the 10ft tall and bullet proof mentality doesn't bode well IMO.

Dave 03-07-2008 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by vabarber2 (Post 10932)
I appologize, But yall are teaching me now! Soon Ill be an honorable :whore:!!


Well then what are you waiting for dave!!

i said trustworthy lol

fpzx10 03-08-2008 12:58 AM

Anybody home? Bueller? Bueller?

Mrs. Colleen 03-08-2008 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by fpzx10 (Post 11313)
Anybody home? Bueller? Bueller?

I just got home :D

fpzx10 03-08-2008 01:00 AM

It is way past my normal bedtime

Mrs. Colleen 03-08-2008 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by fpzx10 (Post 11315)
It is way past my normal bedtime

Not mine...still pretty early here...for Friday anyway. :beers:

fpzx10 03-08-2008 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Colleen (Post 11316)
Not mine...still pretty early here...for Friday anyway. :beers:

It's midnight here and I'm old :lol:

Mrs. Colleen 03-08-2008 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by fpzx10 (Post 11317)
It's midnight here and I'm old :lol:

:lol:

fatburg 03-08-2008 08:50 AM

damn I hate waking up early on saturdays

LaFemmes 03-08-2008 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by fatburg (Post 11366)
damn I hate waking up early on saturdays



Me 2.

OneSickPsycho 03-08-2008 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by fatburg (Post 11366)
damn I hate waking up early on saturdays

Early? I've been up since 6:45...

Mrs. Colleen 03-08-2008 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho (Post 11410)
Early? I've been up since 6:45...

I've been up since 6:30...for nothing! Just happens a lot when I go to bed drunk. :willy:

OneSickPsycho 03-08-2008 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Colleen (Post 11414)
I've been up since 6:30...for nothing! Just happens a lot when I go to bed drunk. :willy:

6:45 happens to me when I fall asleep at 8:15pm...

Mrs. Colleen 03-08-2008 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho (Post 11416)
6:45 happens to me when I fall asleep at 8:15pm...

I actually fell asleep on the couch shortly after making that post at 10pm :lol:

OneSickPsycho 03-08-2008 09:57 AM

I gotta poop.

It was good.

t-homo 03-08-2008 01:19 PM

I went to bed at 2:30 and woke up 20 minutes ago, at noon.

vabarber2 03-08-2008 01:31 PM

Hey fellas!

vabarber2 03-08-2008 02:42 PM

Wow This place is dead today!

t-homo 03-08-2008 03:39 PM

I've been cleaning so far all afternoon. Today is an incoming freshman orientation day so we have to get the house nice and clean so parents think it looks nice.

DLIT 03-08-2008 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Colleen (Post 11414)
I've been up since 6:30...for nothing! Just happens a lot when I go to bed drunk. :willy:

I wake up crazy early too when I booze. Pisses me off.

LaFemmes 03-08-2008 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by DLIT (Post 11698)
I wake up crazy early too when I booze. Pisses me off.



The sugar ha?:chug:

vabarber2 03-08-2008 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DLIT (Post 11698)
I wake up crazy early too when I booze. Pisses me off.

Chit thats the only way i get a good nights sleep!

DLIT 03-08-2008 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by vabarber2 (Post 11700)
Chit thats the only way i get a good nights sleep!

Use to be for me too.

Captain Morgan 03-09-2008 12:10 AM

I'll be kind and give the little captain to any of the hot women in here. No charge.

OneSickPsycho 03-09-2008 11:01 AM

Have you ever farted and thought to yourself... Who needs hybrids or hydrogen powered cars when I'm sure nothing could be more flamable than what just ruptured forth from my asshole?

DLIT 03-09-2008 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho (Post 12073)
Have you ever farted and thought to yourself... Who needs hybrids or hydrogen powered cars when I'm sure nothing could be more flamable than what just ruptured forth from my asshole?

Negative.

vabarber2 03-09-2008 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain Morgan (Post 11976)
I'll be kind and give the little captain to any of the hot women in here. No charge.

Dam capt. you tryin to make some little ones! I know a few you can pay for!

Bassplayer 03-09-2008 08:27 PM

yea... sounds like it.... :lol:

its funny lately for the most part only ladies with kids have been interested in me... (they want a sugar daddy) i dunno but these are some hotties with kiddies.... :idk:

vabarber2 03-09-2008 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Bassplayer (Post 12186)
yea... sounds like it.... :lol:

its funny lately for the most part only ladies with kids have been interested in me... (they want a sugar daddy) i dunno but these are some hotties with kiddies.... :idk:

Well, dont discriminate!

Bassplayer 03-09-2008 08:29 PM

believe me... I dont... :lol: my buddies started calling me the milf magnet... :lol:

vabarber2 03-09-2008 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Bassplayer (Post 12189)
believe me... I dont... :lol: my buddies started calling me the milf magnet... :lol:

Yeah, Ive ben in that boat! It has great perks!! Like home cooked meals, less drama, and less presure!

Bassplayer 03-09-2008 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by vabarber2 (Post 12193)
Yeah, Ive ben in that boat! It has great perks!! Like home cooked meals, less drama, and less presure!

oooooo yea! i like it sometimes... othertimes not so much, like when the husband comes home! :whistle:


Just kidding... :whistle: :lol:

vabarber2 03-09-2008 08:39 PM

:lol: yeah, ive had that problem, but he tryed to play like they weren't in the middle of a divorce and faught me before i could get dressed, so i know what ya mean!

ceo012384 03-09-2008 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by DLIT (Post 11698)
I wake up crazy early too when I booze. Pisses me off.

Ever since I got on a regular and somewhat normal schedule a couple years ago, this happens to me too. I wake up at the normal time and feel like crap.

DLIT 03-09-2008 11:34 PM

I do it no matter what. I go to bed shit-faced at 0300 and I wake up at like 0600.

ceo012384 03-10-2008 02:45 AM

Night fuckers. Want to get some good work done on the garage tomorrow (or today I guess) and go for a good ride. Laterzz

marko138 03-10-2008 11:34 AM

What is up?

Rider 03-10-2008 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 12685)
What is up?

Same shit, different day..

marko138 03-10-2008 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Rider (Post 12689)
Same shit, different day..

Not me, ninja. I'm on day 3 of 4 days off work. Which I desprately needed since they laid the shaft on me on Friday.

Cutty72 03-10-2008 12:47 PM

That sux... what happen marko.

dReWpY 03-10-2008 12:54 PM

its warm out, and im inside, wtf

Cutty72 03-10-2008 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by drewpy (Post 12752)
its warm out, and im inside, wtf

me too... it's "warm" here... like 18 :wink:

marko138 03-10-2008 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 12746)
That sux... what happen marko.

Typical management bullshit. Lies and empty promises.

dReWpY 03-10-2008 01:36 PM

i think its like 50-60's

t-homo 03-10-2008 01:38 PM

It's 37 right now but supposed to get up to 48.

Mr Lefty 03-10-2008 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 12754)
Typical management bullshit. Lies and empty promises.

you still moving into a van?

fpzx10 03-10-2008 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 12754)
Typical management bullshit. Lies and empty promises.

I know that story. We should compare notes.

fatburg 03-10-2008 07:45 PM

What up bitches:draggin:

Bassplayer 03-10-2008 07:46 PM

hey hey beezeees

t-homo 03-10-2008 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by fatburg (Post 13087)
What up bitches:draggin:

Just got done drinking on the roof of one of the apartments. What are you up to?

fatburg 03-10-2008 07:48 PM

watching motorcycle racing and relaxing for the evening, gonna have my daughter stop and get me a beer on the way down

Bassplayer 03-10-2008 07:48 PM

i gotta work. :panic:

fatburg 03-10-2008 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Bassplayer (Post 13094)
i gotta work. :panic:

F' that, my day was long enough. Keep it real:pwhore2:

vabarber2 03-10-2008 07:53 PM

Hey fellas!

fatburg 03-10-2008 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by vabarber2 (Post 13099)
Hey fellas!

Whatup yo

vabarber2 03-10-2008 08:15 PM

Not much, on radio watch! Sitting in the company office sucks!

Mr Lefty 03-10-2008 08:28 PM

fuck Im hungry...

vabarber2 03-10-2008 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 13134)
fuck Im hungry...

Yeah, me too, but im on duty another 4 hours! 12 hours of sitting at a desk aint me!!

Mr Lefty 03-10-2008 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by vabarber2 (Post 13136)
Yeah, me too, but im on duty another 4 hours! 12 hours of sitting at a desk aint me!!

I got 7hrs to go... and it's what I do every damn day... fuck... I need to get paid to do road trips...

vabarber2 03-10-2008 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 13144)
I got 7hrs to go... and it's what I do every damn day... fuck... I need to get paid to do road trips...

Yeah, thats what Im used to! Running the road all night!!

Mr Lefty 03-10-2008 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by vabarber2 (Post 13147)
Yeah, thats what Im used to! Running the road all night!!

if only I was an eloquent writer... I could just be like Peter Egan. that'd fuck'n rock

vabarber2 03-10-2008 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 13152)
if only I was an eloquent writer... I could just be like Peter Egan. that'd fuck'n rock

Thats above my IQ!!

Mr Lefty 03-10-2008 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by vabarber2 (Post 13154)
Thats above my IQ!!

what writing or the word eloquent?

vabarber2 03-10-2008 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 13160)
what writing or the word eloquent?

Both! Cause whatever you said was over my head!

Mr Lefty 03-10-2008 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by vabarber2 (Post 13162)
Both! Cause whatever you said was over my head!

:lol: ok... I'll dumb it down


I luv to ride me bike ahll day n night and get paid fo it

but I's dunt draw words n stuff good...

vabarber2 03-10-2008 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 13169)
:lol: ok... I'll dumb it down


I luv to ride me bike ahll day n night and get paid fo it

but I's dunt draw words n stuff good...

Oh, ok, that caught me up!! Thanks!!

NONE_too_SOFT 03-10-2008 09:55 PM

post

vabarber2 03-10-2008 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 13214)
post

yup!

fatburg 03-10-2008 09:57 PM

:bfp:

vabarber2 03-10-2008 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by fatburg (Post 13217)
:bfp:

Wow, Late night Rave!!

Mr Lefty 03-10-2008 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by vabarber2 (Post 13220)
Wow, Late night Rave!!

it's 1116am here :lol:

vabarber2 03-10-2008 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 13247)
it's 1116am here :lol:

0520 am here!!

fatburg 03-10-2008 10:20 PM

9:20 here, just pertinear bedtime

Dave 03-10-2008 10:22 PM

10:21 and your mom says hi

Mr Lefty 03-10-2008 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by vabarber2 (Post 13260)
0520 am here!!

well I say FUCK THAT PLACE! :lol:

fatburg 03-10-2008 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 13267)
10:21 and your mom says hi

my mom has gone to the future and you're hooking up with 60 year old fat ladies???? weird

Dave 03-10-2008 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by fatburg (Post 13276)
my mom has gone to the future and you're hooking up with 60 year old fat ladies???? weird

stranger things have happened :diitb:

Mr Lefty 03-10-2008 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 13316)
stranger things have happened :diitb:

banned already huh dave?

vabarber2 03-10-2008 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 13268)
well I say FUCK THAT PLACE! :lol:

As will I, sooon, very soon! Just never soon enough!

Dave 03-11-2008 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 13333)
banned already huh dave?

you know you can put whatever you want for a title lmao :twfix:

Mr Lefty 03-11-2008 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 13427)
you know you can put whatever you want for a title lmao :twfix:

yeah I know... :lol: and trip can fuck with you too...

ceo012384 03-11-2008 01:10 AM

It got up to 40 today. I rode. It fucking rocked.

OneSickPsycho 03-11-2008 09:03 AM

beer

marko138 03-11-2008 09:29 AM

Salty bastards.

Cutty72 03-11-2008 11:37 AM

it was up to 40 here yesterday too... but there is an alley full of snow between the roads and my bike...
and a LOT of snow everywhere... as well as sand and salt...
AND i didn't get home till 1030, so it was cooled off, and dark
soon though... very soon
:tt:

ceo012384 03-11-2008 03:15 PM

Work sucks. And this place makes me slower at it. Maybe I should have stayed at :twf:.


Nah.

vabarber2 03-11-2008 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ceo012384 (Post 14066)
Work sucks. And this place makes me slower at it. Maybe I should have stayed at :twf:.


Nah.

BAN!!!!

marko138 03-11-2008 03:17 PM

I've been off work for 4 days. Work is good. Until tomorrow then it sucks again.

Rider 03-11-2008 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138 (Post 14070)
I've been off work for 4 days. Work is good. Until tomorrow then it sucks again.

You suck!!

marko138 03-11-2008 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rider (Post 14084)
You suck!!

Life is good when someone wants to switch shifts.


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