What it looks like.....
 

.... When you get run over by a dump truck

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I wasn't sure what "it" was when I saw a man standing there in boxers so I was a little scared :lol:

Some nice bruising there BUT considering it was a dump truck...can only imagine what you could have looked like.

Glad it wasn't worse.

YEEEEOOOWCCH! Sweet jeezus... all things considered (I mean, it was a fuggin dump truck, for God's sake!), looks pretty damned good!

When you say "dump truck" so you mean "fat girl" or do you mean actual dump truck?

Because I've seen worse bruises from pillow fights.

:lol

Seriously, if you got away with some bruising, consider yourself lucky.

Was this recent or a past event?

Well, it wouldn't show so much if you'd get your ass to a tanning bed!!! Dayum!!!! Hey Trip, change Rider's name to "Vanilla Smoothie".:lol:

Ed, I'm ASSuming that these are old pics from after the accident and not indicative of your present condition.:panic:

:dvrofl:

Those were from my Nov accident. I just hadn't gotten around to posting them yet. The crash scene pics are posted around here somewhere.

Yeah I'm white but I live in MI and work inside... Beside those were taken in Nov.. any tan I might have had was gone by then, not that I tan well anyway.

freakin' ouch

Nothing like posting the pics right away...

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lol

Gross.



But glad it wasn't worse.

Thats what his wife did to him after she found out about the divorced neighbor hitting on him :lol:

Tom

I'm just glad none of those pictures contained a ball. One was close, but thankfully it was ball-free.

And honestly, that's not NEARLY as bad as I expected.

Can't see but two of the pictures, but really a few bruises when you had a run in with a dump truck? I say that's fucking awesome.

Yeah the wife and kids call me superman. It really is amazing I didn't break my leg. You can also see how little road rash I got for just wear thin dress slacks.

Crash scene pics here:

http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthread.php?t=3113

Oh yea? Well let's see those stems right now! I bet they're just as white!!!:lol: I'm glad that you're better, Ed! Now go get another bike!

Hey he's been busy....he obviously hasn't been taking Caribbean vacations!:lol:

By the grace of God. He obviously spared you so you could get a tan before you meet St Peter!

Hey, I have just a hint of color from my knees down.

Hey dont feel bad Rider. I'm just as white. I have to wear jeans at work and always jeans when riding. So with those 2 things, I rarely have shorts on.

I don't understandd why anyone gives a shit if someone else is the same color they were born with. I'm white. So I look white. :shrug: And I'd rather not have gnarly leathery looking skin, so white it's staying.

Exactly. My wife is white as hell. She goes in the sun, turns red for a few days... then bk to white. Oh well. She just accepts it.

If you ask one of the hottest women of the pre-generation Heather Locklear, she says the best advice is sun block to the extreme to stay young looking.