Wing'rs...
 

Yes we've all seen the internet and ricers...

But I just caught this gem on the Z forum I'm on. There must be something about JDM I don't get, because alot of these guys love this crap.

But seriously...

What the fuck. *There's other pics, but I chose the one with a "big" wing for a reference to show how ridiculously serious these guys take it.

That is retarded.

WHY God WHY!!!?!????

Look at it this way, you can sit on your trunk and use it as a table to eat lunch.

Tight!!!

Seriously it keeps the car down...I mean all those 280 ponies need containment!

Viagra would be cheaper.

And, easier to park.

JC

I hope those Z's spend most of their time on the track, where function > form.

I keep thinking that I should try and justify the size of those wings buy the fact that the reason they are so high and large is that they are up out of the cars slipstream and in "fresh air", and that they keep the car planted at speed. But alas, I doubt either of them has ever really truly needed a fraction of the downforce that they could possibly provide, if they are even really wings that are shaped to provide downforce, and that they aren't 7 layer fiberglass with 1 layer CF on the outside

I think the cheesy personalized plate says it all.

They thought that too... The big wing group on the forum is referred to as the SBC - salad bar club. Aka the double-facepalm club. :skep:

Not ALL hope is lost... Out of the 50 people who posted wings, 5 of them are guys running at the track or autox course. However only 3 of them need what wings they do have, 2 twin turbo and the other is a Stillen Stage4 S/C. The ironic part is their wings are about half that size.

Dumb. Makes the car look like a fucking stroller.

Yeah I don't care for that look at all.

http://www.c5racer.com/catalog/images/WingWeb1.jpg

Looks like it should say "Special Ed".

Now here is an awesome one...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ABhyZsIJcq...Ugly+racer.jpg

at least those are somewhat functional. i am so tired of seeing all the big ass fiber glass batman wings on 95 civics, that do nothing but weigh the car down and make it less aerodynamic.

I think Imma put a wing on my bike...just in case I accidently go over the cliff.

That wing I posted = instantly wheelie.

I just noticed, he spends $10,000 alone in exterior modifications, but leaves the antenna stock? (Sk's are popular and any other "shorty" style)

They s/b eating wings!

What a bunch of dweebs. Yes let's drill holes in our trunks, reducing the resale value by at least $1K by doing so.