Tigger - I'm confused...
 

I know I haven't been around as much lately but...

Pic in this thread:
http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthread.php?t=11259

I thought she was your gf?

I asked the same thing a few weeks ago after some other pics.

She probably wears it so she doesn't get hit on as much. It probably doesn't work because so many girls do that, now guys assume that all young girls with rings on the left hand are liars and need to be spanked.

ah - did you get an answer? :lol: I didn't mean to repost

Edit: Heather, I REALLY like the way you think :lmao:

That doesn't mean she isn't someone else's wife. :lol:

JC

Damn someone was looking at that picture really hard!

No pun intended.

:lol: I had to tear my eyes away from the rest of the picture and just happened to notice that :D

(I do tend to notice details in pictures which is why your cross country thread caused me to go into shock at times :lol:)

No worries.

If I got an answer I didn't see it.

Fess up, Tigger!

Wait-she has hands?!

Yea that was kinda heavy on the pictures, lol.

Tigger is a homewrecker, Tigger is a homewrecker....

Wedding ring on man = Pussy Magnet
No Wedding ring on man = Pussy Repelent

Wedding ring on woman = Dick Magnet
No wedding ring on woman = Dick Magnet
No fingers for wedding ring = Dick Magnet

:lol:

This thread
Iz watch it

:lol: Holy crap I'm laughing my ass off

:rofl::rofl:

:dvrofl:

Nice spy, lol keeping pressing the bastard.

Come on Tigger, you big post whore, we know you've already checked this thread....

You goddamn hussy.

sticky this bad boy :coffee:

:lol:

Answer the question Tigger or post another picture to distract us!

it def helped me get through an otherwise boring day here at work so thats always good.

Tom

:lol:


that too.

looks like someone did already, :lol:

outstanding :lol:

tigger = pwn3d

prolly stalling to figure out a good explanation

Nah I was out working... I just got home and this is the first thread I saw... Anyway, that is what I like to call a promise ring, definitely NOT an engagement ring! We are on an extended lease program at this point...:lol:

You mean she's on an extended lease program from her husband.

A promise ring? Isn't that like something from junior high?:shrug:

Mmmm I don't think so... It's a bit old fashioned but she understood what it means so I guess that's all that counts.:wink:

A fucking promise ring is for high school. However, tigger's girlfriend is probably still in high school, so I guess that's ok. :lol:

If you say so. I know my 15 year old niece got one and I kind of remember friends getting them back in school. But hey things might be different down there than here.

I thought she looked quite young, especially with those legs.

A promise for what, exactly? :poke:

And you know what the follow-up question is... :lol:

No that's a class ring.... I'm really surprised that none of you do this anymore. Hmmm... I mean I guess I could have just bought her a ring for no reason... Oh well she's happy, my dick's happy and that's all that matters!!!:lol:

Yea it wasn't any big deal, she, her family, etc was completely in synch with my intentions so....:idk:

She just turned 21 in April and she's been slacking off actually! They were way tighter when I met her! She's picked up a bad case of "I got a man" syndrome and has been skipping the gym lately. I'm going to have to crack the whip pretty soon!!!:lol:

No, the promise ring is a high school sweetheart thing too. My sister got like 5 of them. :lol:

That is all that is important. I just wanted to mess with you a little about the promise ring.

That is what happens! Although I was the opposite. I'm smaller now than when I got married.

I wonder where she would rank in Kazakhstan?:lol:

That's cool! I just wanted to claim ownership without actually giving anything up myself!!! Tada promise ring!!!:lol:

He's thinking like George Burns

I liked 18 year girls when I was 18. Why wouldn't I like them now?

:lol:

:lol::lol::lol: Exactly!!!

Damn. Along with your other recent good news I figured that would be good too but it sounds like you've got it covered :lol:

I still have never understood "promise rings" When you are too young to be engaged or married they made sense (ie high school). What is the promise? To eventually get married? isnt' that what an engagement ring is? Are promise rings easier to get back when you break up then engagement rings? Do you throw the promise ring away when you upgrade to an engagement ring? I just have never understood them for adults.

It's tigger. :lol:

Yes I was and no where near her hand.

James

I thought promise rings meant you wouldn't have sex before you got married?

Of course, that would explain why I'd never give one to a chick in a hooker cop outfit, but that's just me.

JC

That's what I remember. But as a teacher told a girl in one of my classes who had a ring...
"That means you promise to NOT have sex. And you become a virgin again after 2 years not 2 weeks" (not sure of the religious re-virgin years thing, just making up a number). That teacher was my hero.

Promise rings mean that the chances of them putting out is very promising. Real virgins who will (or at least want to) wait till marriage don't need a ring.

Its a promise to get engaged. RacerX says to start small.

I bought a promise ring for my wife. And I'm sure it was after high school. I would have to ask her to make sure.

A promise ring is cheap enough that your not worried about getting it back. Or at least the one I bought was.

James

I always heard those called purity rings or abstinence rings.

She's half your age?

:rockwoot:

Yep! I mean lots of guys buy their girlfriends jewelery, I just happened to get her a ring. It's a step away from engagement but more than just fucking.:lol:

So you are going to marry this girl Tig?

I doubt it. She's going to college here and then moving on to graduate school after that. Her family is from the other side of the state and I'm not moving! Besides, I like them young to play with but I'm not stupid enough to imagine that I can make a life long commitment to someone this young. In any case, I just got healthy, got a new job and have my own situation to deal with. I'm much to "me" oriented to commit right now and I'm too old fashioned to jump into a marriage(and too smart) that I have any doubt that it will last "forever"!!!

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Promise ring ? :lol:

Whatever works I guess...good for you Tigger. :lol:

:rofl:

I was thinkin "Wait, isn't Lon like 45?" I didn't think anyone over the age of 15 (or anyone since about 1974, for that matter) still bought "promise rings."

:lol: Don't lump all "down there" people together. :lol

Again I say...Promise ring ? :lol:

Hey, maybe '74 was a good year for the Tigs?

You could be onto somethin... :lol:


<insert bad pr0n music here>

If all it takes to keep hittin that fine lil' ass is a promise ring then I'd buy her 10 of 'em.

Well I'm in his age group so IF I should get seperated/divorced and can hook up with a girl in her early 20's for some fun and a "Promise ring" will satisfy her and I get to hit it on a regular basis...then guess what (?)...I'll be buying somebody a "Promise ring" !!!! :dvrofl:

:bigrofl:

:lol

:lol: Sounds like a solid business plan!

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:rockwoot:

I would never do that. But I've learned that things are different down there, terms - sayings, etc...

Well you are right about that I do admit but the promise ring thing even caught me by surprise.

:lol:


What's that sound ? Ohh...I thought I heard Tigger coming in to curse us all out !! :lol

sounds like someone just had the "Birds and the Bees" talk :lol:

:lol

:lol

Ohio: The place where I got to watch the horrified expressions appear on the faces of teenage serving staff, who had just been playing Bible trivia trivia a moment before, when my friends cut loose with their typically Canadian filthy mouths without even thinking :lol:

no ringing no pokey

Holy crap...
It's a sticky :lol:

So if you aren't planning on marrying her....what are you promising her?

Well no pokey, no ringy.

I usually opt for a cock ring myself...to each his own.

:lol: exactly

.... a good time :lol

I'm not sure he can deliver on that promise. Just sayin'.

that's what she said!































(sorry, had to :lol:)


BTW, anyone check out the tags on this thread? Holy shit :lol

This is the best part of the whole thing. :lmao:

:lol: Thats what i wanted to know! What does she think the promise ring is for? Does she know you don't plan on marrying her?

Hey Tig, your how much older is your class ring than your GF?

Have you guys even read this thread? He's promising to continue knocking the bottom out that ass at his discretion.

:lmao:

But she's giving it up anyway

Two words: Pussy Control.

That is the kind of PC this country needs MORE of.

How in the hell did I miss this thread?

Anyway, a dumb question but do all you other guys really look for a wedding ring? I never have, i'm too busy looking at :boobs:

You could call it something like that, but not quite.

:lol:

:zowned:

There is nothing you all can do to piss me off today!!! I made $300 today and I just got my replacement computer from Dell... they sent me a fucking Alienware M17X!!!! 2.8 ghz processor, blueray player, face recognition, etc!Yep you heard me and I don't have to send my old computer back to them! I'm starting a damn thread...holy fuck!!!:rockwoot:

Oh I graduated in 1983 so my class ring is WAY older!

Marko, I don't have any real money, I've been laid off since forever, definitely NOT the nicest guy in the world and I'm not exactly Brad Pitt looks wise....hmmmm I wonder why she sticks around?:lol: I can give you 9 1/2 reasons!:lol:

I've been using the promise ring deal forever and it seems to work pretty well! I believe that it gives the girl a sense of security...:idk:


Aw who gives a fuck? On to my computer thread!!!:lol::lol:

OK, I know I don't have much room to talk, but, this is fuckin' funny!! (My husband was 4 when I graduated from highschool. :tremble:)

I have a key chain that is older than your girlfriend. My bike is 9 years older. My pickup is two years younger. :lol:

Still no match for...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAwLYJYsa0A

She cut off 1/2 of one of your fingers and wants to hang around to nip the rest off?

You were wearing one of those Micheal Jackson Thriller jackets weren't you?
Jheri curl dripping as you break danced in the halls....

wow :lol:

just wow :lmao:

That one on the left is a hottie!

Aw I couldn't afford Members Only and I'm a halfbreed=no need for goop to have curly hair! Now I did do a mean Moon Walk back in the day!!!:lol:

you fucked her twice and gave her a fifty cent piece?:wtfru:

And he stole her new computer :lol:

Tom