Douchebag Flow Chart
 

Bravo!

:lol: @ first question

Excellent, and extremely accurate.



Side note, I had my eyes checked about a month ago. I had to get the pupils dialated. Well, doc said to wear sunglasses for a while. Went into the mall wearing them. I had to take them off and deal with the bright ass light. I felt like such a douche wearing the shades in doors.

were you in the mall to buy an ed hardy t-shirt :lol:

You caught me.

We wont go into your blue tooth head either LOL

I have to wear sunglasses all the time due to light sensitivity. I feel like a douche most of the time. It sucks.

So I am only supposed to use my bluetooth in my car? Ok.....

In my opinion, "douche" = anyone who holds their phone up to their head for a constant half hour or more, giving themselves tennis elbow, when they could be using a headset.

Yeah, but is it because of the sunglasses?:lol

Alot of people in socal or FL were sunglasses indoors...

Of course they do.

Not a douchebag

Well, seems I've easily escaped douchbaggery. :lol:
I had to google "Ed Hardy" :whistle:

Why are you on the phone for a 1/2 hour? I thought you were a guy...

Good point.

Yep, I use my phone for work and get 10-20 calls a day so fuck you, I'm leaving my headset in. When I get home, it comes right out!

Fuck, I am a total douche!!!

I have tan skin.
I wear Ed Hardy/fashion clothing.
I have a blue tooth ear piece.
I don't wear sunglasses period but when I did, I always bought the color change kind so I didn't have to take them off...
The only one Tigger doesn't do is refer to Tigger in the third person...

Oh well...

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True.

We call those people douchebags.

I can honestly say, I've never seen ANYONE wear Ed Hardy anything. The only reason I know what Ed Hardy gear is, is because someone on here was talking about a while back and I Googled it.

I've seen mega-douchers wearing it around here.

Okay, will anyone even somewhat agree with me that douche seems to equal successful, at least to some extent?

Drive a high dollar car? Douche!

Wear expensive clothes? Douche!

Use the phone a lot? Douche!

Have a lot of toys? Douche!

Own any expensive things? Douche!

I often wonder why it's okay to have a $600 smart phone even though you're a peon but a $30 blue tooth headset? Douche!

Not really..........IMO douche = someone who is buying those things just to pose, or just because his friends have them, rather than because he decided for himself that he'd like to own them.

Douche is an attitude, not the ability to attain expensive things.

How do you know what the "attitude" of someone that wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt is? Is it impossible to believe that they might have actually liked it? Love him or hate him, many of his designs are very beautiful, imho.

How they carry themselves is part of the attitude. No need to talk to them.

Pose as what? Someone that can afford an $80 t-shirt? Why do you wear the shoes you wear? Why do you ride the bike you ride? Can you honestly say that you are NEVER influenced by the opinions of others when you make your buying decisions? If I'm out shopping with my SO and she really likes something I'm looking at, I am more likely to buy it. Am I the only one? All the rest of you don't care about trends, opinions, the way something looks on you, compliments, appreciative looks, etc? Really? Everything you own, you went out and found by yourself without any input from anyone?

Several people on this board have stated that anyone that wears Ed Hardy are douches. That means that if your mom goes out and buys an Ed Hardy hand bag, for example, she is a douche. Ridiculous.

That is ridiculous.

If my mom went out and bought an Ed Hardy hand bag, I would punch her in the face and call her a douche. There is never an excuse to buy Ed Hardy stuff unless you are attempting to obtain ultimate douche status.

Sweet! What about Coach? Oh is it okay to own a $300 handbag as long as it says "Coach" on it? Before you answer realize that I'll bet that several of your "sisters" here either own or want to own a Coach handbag... unless they've reached the "sour grapes" stage.

No. Just Ed Hardy.

You know that I think more about it, I would create false documents that said my mom was an illegal immigrant and have her deported to Haiti.

Okay, now I'm confused. What's so terrible about Ed Hardy? If a guy buys a pair of $400 Versace jeans he's not a douche but a $100 pair of EH= instant douche? What difference does it make?

The difference is I don't like Ed Hardy.

In fact, when I take over the world I am going to order searches of everyone's closets and if they own Ed Hardy stuff, they are going to be made to live in an enclosed ghetto. I will call it Doucheland.

Deliberately inconveniencing yourself because you're afraid of fitting the douchebag stereotype? Fail redflip

I feel that the flowchart is missing an important element- hair gel. From what I've seen, a hairdo you can bounce a golf ball off of (particularly the fauxhawk) is a douchebag essential.

Tigger,

If you have to look for the definition of said status... look up youradouche :nee:

Ed Hardy isn't anywhere near the category of Coach. There is a difference between spending money for the sake of spending money - or spending money because you get what you pay for. There are times to spend, and times to save. You seriously can't tell the difference between label and elegance?

Thank you! So Ed Hardy is overpriced junk but this $700 purse is totally worth it?...

Right, and men should wear glitter?

Who's wearing glitter? Now if you own EH clothes, you are suddenly required to wear glitter? Huh? I missed that meeting....

Much of authentic Ed Hardy clothing has rhinestones...

http://edhardyshop.com/categories/ed...lin-shirt.html

niiiiiiiiiiccccee

:lol:

When I first saw Ed Hardy I thought they were concert Ts from Motley Crue or G&R. I like this one much better than Ed Hardy...
http://media.80stees.com/images/prod...he_Devil-T.jpg

If you like Ed Hardy, Affliction, or even Tap Out then that's fine. Though I feel that if you are wearing a $60 T-shirt to the gym then that seems very douchebaggy to me. Also if you'd never consider wearing a similar T-shirt from Walmart because it doesn't say Affliction then you are just in it just to be cool.

:lmao:

So the t-shirts with bands or all the skulls on them are the shirts everyones talking about? if people are paying upwards of 80 dollars for them they should be shot in the face :lol: I could dig out my old beat up concert t-shirts from back in the day and sell em for hundreds since theyre so retro.

Maybe but Ed Hardy t-shirts don't just say "Ed Hardy" on them... If you want to play it that way, then anyone who wears Izod polo shirts, Polo, Nautica, A&F, etc, etc, etc is 100 times worse because most of their t-shirts only have the name of the designer label on them. I'll be damned if a guy wearing an Izod shirt, Nautica pants and Topsiders is going to call me a douche for wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt that has, IMO a cool picture of a dragon or whatever on it. Not to mention a woman wearing $200 shoes and carrying a $700 purse...

What's funny is that 25 or so years ago, you all would have said the same thing about Levi's jeans. At one point you could only buy them at Levi's stores and they were pricey for that time. Same thing for Adidias, Nike, NB, etc.

Except I can get an Izod shirt for only $20-25 at Macy's........
Polo or Nautica might be up to $50, and that's tops.....

So? Is it price that determines douchebaggery? Well then good, because I only paid $30 for my EH jeans and about $25 each for my t-shirts. No bs. If price is the only factor then I'm good to go!

Tags :lmao:

Props for scoring a good deal, but normal retail is a lot higher on that stuff :shrug:

Yea but Izod polos are more than $20 too... Anyway, I don't mind being a douche bag honestly. You all have called me that for having "too much" stuff on my bike, for the computer I own, etc. If having expensive stuff makes one a douche bag then I definitely qualify. Now, if I could find a nice pair of Oakleys....

So, the lines I'm reading between tell me that Tigger wears Ed Hardy [or wants to] and is butt hurt...

Urban Dictionary has 216 entries for "douche bag".

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=douche+bag

With so many different takes on what makes someone a douche bag, this thread could very well go on for 10+ pages, with half of those posts coming from Tigger, of course. lol

Ed Hardy. Douche. Synonyms. Automatically, everytime. No exceptions.

This.

I have to agree with tigger on this one. Just because someone is wearing ed hardy doesn't make them a douche bag. However, guys who are already douche bags often wear ed hardy shirts, jeans, etc.

I know some people who "refuse to be a walking billboard" and avoid wearing name brand things that have the names huge on em. Funny thing is all of those people are bigger douche bags than someone who wears ed hardy or affliction.

If someone finds something they like for a discounted deal, they're not a douche, regardless if it's Ed Hardy or Guess or Walmart. But if they deliberately go out seeking a specific brand, and pay top dollar for it without even checking, they're a douche.

ALERT ALERT. This guy wears Ed Hardy. DOUCHE!

I agree. Though, only if the seeking of brand is for status or other outward appearance. I seek out certain brands - but it's usually because I have had good luck with the quality OR I know the right fit [example: Ecco shoes] and can then buy online without worry.

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Actually, I don't own ed hardy anything. I normally wear hurley, billabong, fox, etc.

Don't backtrack. We caught you.

Do you have a Fox sticker on the back of your truck? If so, douche.

If someone is a motocross fanatic and they have a fox sticker on the back of their truck, are they still a douche.


I think everyone who wears Alpinestar hats and shirts are douche bags unless they ride a motorcycle. Same thing? different?

Why are we splitting hairs here folks?

You are ALL douchebags. If you wear clothes, you are a douche.

Same thing.

I would add to that all the harley davidson gear if you dont ride or are seeing someone who does. Also people wearing vanson jackets who dont ride.

my personal pet peeve is people who wear stuff from a sports team yet arent even a fan of that team, or much less the sport. Dont see it as much anymore but used to realy be prevelant.

Yeah, it's bad news to mistake a fag or an everyday douche bag.

Well I might be biased, but here in Cali everyone and their mother has a Fox sticker, so it has become douche-like. A lot of chicks wear Fox t-shirts but dont know shit about it, and would believe you if you told them you motocrossed a VSTROM

So then the only way for you to redeem youself is to take off your clothes immediately.

so where does all the tapout and mma wannabe stuff fall in the douche scale?

No, I took over the world last night(while Conan was on) so I don't follow the same protocol as the rest of you minions.

Douchelike if they aren't in training themselves

Wait I didnt get any memo on that :lol:

So anyone who wears a football or other sports related shirt is a douchebag if they aren't actual athletes, just fans?

Ok so you guys are calling everyone douchebags for what kind of clothes they buy when you are paying as much or more attention to their clothes than they are. Who is the d-bag again?

That's a new thing too. I don't send out memos. You have to hear about all news from internet motorcycle forums.

You sure are adament about defending the douchers.

How am I paying more attention to their clothes than they are? They're the ones who sought out and purchased it, I'm simply forced to see it when they walk past me. If you see 20-30 people a day wearing the same logo, you're going to notice.

But since you asked, no it isn't douche-like for a Jets fan or Bulls fan to wear a jersey if they are a serious fan, even if they've never played the sport themselves.........But they ARE a douche if they're wearing it just for the image, which is the reason SOME people wear Raiders jerseys, chopper shirts, and MMA stuff.

With paul and a few of the other political guys here I can stay up with current events on this site :0

I'll agree with you for most of the chopper stuff. MMA is weird though. Their fans are more of a cult-like following. Incredible, really. Granted, there are still some people who buy it just for the logo, but i think most are fans of the sport.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Eh....the average hockey fan is more authentic, IMO.

I know a couple guys who just started watching MMA about a year ago just because it was on at a friends' house, now all of a sudden they are a fan and start wearing their stuff because it looks "hard". :lol:....... They don't really know about the fighting styles, just who the fighters are and all the personality soap opera nonsense.

I wish I could get into hockey. I always enjoy watching it, but it is never on tv on a regular basis.

See, as the Queen of the World, I take into consideration your needs.

Ahh benevolent ruler :rockwoot:

Versus, CBC, FSD.... and on the weekends one of the ESPN networks. :skep:

Not to mention the NHL network, the regional sports channels, etc.

Actual athlete's don't wear jerseys off the field. Unless you are Ron Mexico.

Maybe I don't look at the right times. Shit.

Try Fox Sports St. Louis or whatever the Fox sports channel is there.

FSN Pittsburgh always has Pens games on. Even tho I can't watch them...

kinda like guys in a band wearing a t-shirt of their band :lol:

I've seen bands do it........ (old) Metallica to name one of them. Iron Maiden does it too.

iron maiden is allowed to, and if it was cliff burton thats ok because they can do whatever they want and not be douchey. Now lars on the other hand :lol:

Metallica is super douche. Especially Lars...and one of the worst drummers ever. Maiden rules...but wearing your own Tshirst is super douchey.

Looks like Fox Sports Midwest has a few blues games on the next few days. Already programmed into the phone and the site is bookmarked. Thanks Lee.

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The only people I see wearing tapout shit are wannabe douches.

they aren't even good enough to be called douches.

Funny thing is a couple of guys I see at the gym wearing a TapOut wool ski hat.....Is it really that cold in the gym (no), or do they just want to look cool?

Basically the same. Whenever I've encountered someone wearing A* accessories (as opposed to riding gear) they've generally been douchebags. Same goes for everyone I've seen with a giant Fox sticker on their vehicle.

However...

That'd be me redflip Tho honestly, I'm more of a jerk than a douchebag. :lol But I don't believe in paying to advertise someone else's brand.

Hahahaha these are off urbandictionary :lol::lol::lol:

100% truth from teh UD.