Cheapo alarm. O yea! You know it.
 

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Surprisingly this thing has gotten great reviews. All right. Who's gonna make the first smart ass remark?

When did you get a bike worth stealing?

After you ordered chinese fairings.

I know nothing abt it. What's the reviews say?

Hey you asked for remarks... ha...BTW almost all fairings aren't made in the USA. .. fyi. ...

Oh and I've never heard of that alarm. I have a gorilla alarm myself.

talking?

whats the voice? i want one for novelty factor, whered ya get it?

You'd be the first I've seen with that one. Definitely curious how well it works..

Hey!!
It's NEW!!
It's TALKING!!!
It has Micro processing!!
It has rights to use Honda's trademark!!
It so awesome it beat up the box that contained it to get out!!
It's ISO certified and UKAS certified!!

Everytime you turn on the bike it will say "Welcome to the cyclone C11 alarm system"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWHtSqMJIfc

BTW define "cheapo"...

Nevermind...$30 including shipping! The new V2 version is $40

Holy Cow!!! Check out these features!!!


Remote / keyless engine start. Allows you to start your ride without using a key!

Manual arming. No false alarms when refueling or cleaning, like those auto arm types!

125dB siren to wake the dead. Enough said!

Overtake warning. Lets you go past cars with flashing lights, police style ( if that rocks your boat ). Can be turned on or off.

Anti hijack function. If someone takes your bike you can kill the engine up to 100 metres away. Your bike is then safe and the thief is *###**!

Compact design. We have fitted these to Harleys, most alarms are too bulky or the wrong shape.

Hot wire warning / immobilisation. If an object is placed in your ignition or wires cut the alarm will go off and immobilise your bike. Other alarms connect purely to the ignition and are very easily bypassed by motorcycle thieves.

Shock sensor adjustment. Sets the sensitivity right for your wheels.

Blue flashing led. Tells you and them that your bike is alarmed and ready for business.

Heavy duty chrome fobs Can survive being dropped or stepped on unlike cheap plastic types

Help calling / Panic alarm. Just in case you need it.

Silent / mute alarm. Flashes lights and immobilises only.

V2 version says, "Get back you bastard or I'll break your legs!!!":lol: Supposedly, these come with a custom harness for your make/model of bike... Pretty cool if it works!

Going to go try to install this thing. Lets see if I can screw something up.

id get one if that was true

So easy to install; even an asshole like tigger can do it. I'll try to install the remote start and immobilizer another day.

Talking alarms have existed for decades.......

Hardy, har, har.... yea my Gorilla was very easy to install. Did they give you a plug in harness for the remote start/imob? If not, I'm not sure I'd do it for fear of problems.:idk:

Ill make a vid after work. Damn thing is loud.

my uncle had one on his porsche back in the early 90's, i used to love fucking with it

Reminds me of the talking alarm on a car we came across in the parking lot of a restaurant in Orlando years ago. It must have had the ability to record custom messages.

When I shut the door to our car next to it:
"Yo baby! Back away from the RIIIIDE!"

After a minute of us starting back and forth at each other and the car thining "WTF?":
"OK - I giss you decided to not be a playa hayta. SEE YAAA!"

I want this to be an alarm for my bike...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDrzMGdYWZc

and for hte hell of it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3b1IHIYBEA

Damn dude you work some hellacious hours for a white guy!!!:lol:

Shut yo face. I'll be right back.

Well get on it punk!!!

Bitch.

See now you just wasted 20 minutes of prime video making time...loser!

Uploading homo.

Nice video... Looks solid. According to the company's website you can get a bike specific diagram for the ignition stuff.:idk: My alarm does not flash the turn signals or talk....hmmmm... $40 you say....

Sounds like the install isn't much different than a scorpio. Other than when you order the scorpio you simply order the wiring for your bike and makes the basics plug n play.

the blinkers flashing front & rear depends on the bike and how the blinkers are wired. It won't always work both. I have expierenced this before.

granted you pay more for the scorpio but it will also have the built in battery back up (if needed), and the 2 way pager.

Otherwise, it sure sounds like a solid deal.

Yup. I don't cut my wire or even use those wire joiner clips. I just stuck the wire ends into the plastic connectors on the bikes wire harness.

On the ignition kill... you can also just do a start inhibit by tapping via a safety switch (kickstand or clutch) or tap between the standard switch wire to the starter (which is what I did on my scorpio). These of coarse may not give you a anti-hijack it will just stop them from starting it...

But think outside the box when considering where to tap into. If your kick stand switch keeps you from starting it, and kills the bike when in gear. Then it would do exactly what you want.

Nice. I'll definitily look into that.

I just moved into an apartment and need a way to secure my bike. Now I park on the 3rd floor of a parking garage with 3 nicer bikes you need to pass by to get to it. But with an alarm I can hear it and by the time they circle the garage 3 times they have to pass directly below my balcony and wait for the gate to open while I bear my 30-06 on them from only 40 yards away.

I still want to get a good bike chain/cable lock.

Here's what I use...

Kinky.