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Avatard 01-24-2011 01:46 AM

TLC Carnival freaks
 
Hoarders.

How can I better suppress the urge to want to kill these fucking people?

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

Particle Man 01-24-2011 07:07 AM

They've just printed this post and are keeping it.


You know, in case they need it.

askmrjesus 01-24-2011 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man (Post 444591)
They've just printed this post and are keeping it.


You know, in case they need it.

:lol:

Well done Sir.

JC

Krabill 01-24-2011 09:40 AM

PM brings teh funny

:lol

julie j 01-24-2011 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Avatard (Post 444572)
Hoarders.

How can I better suppress the urge to want to kill these fucking people?

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

I have to agree. Local hoarding story. Lady gets breast cancer moves in with the son. Her house is a disaster. She has 30+ animals. She says that the shelters would not take them so they just locked the house up and walked away. When the house gets foreclosed on only 3 cats are found alive. :no: Why did she not leave the door open and at least give them a fighting chance.

http://www.king5.com/news/Woman--Gra...114452494.html

Particle Man 01-24-2011 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by julie j (Post 444644)
I have to agree. Local hoarding story. Lady gets breast cancer moves in with the son. Her house is a disaster. She has 30+ animals. She says that the shelters would not take them so they just locked the house up and walked away. When the house gets foreclosed on only 3 cats are found alive. :no: Why did she not leave the door open and at least give them a fighting chance.

http://www.king5.com/news/Woman--Gra...114452494.html

way to shit on a potentially funny thread.







:nee:

azoomm 01-24-2011 10:32 AM

Reminds me of some of the houses I rehabbed years ago... this is not a new problem. *twitch* Each time I went through these homes after closing to take "before" pictures I wanted to run away thinking "There's no place like home..."

Kaneman 01-24-2011 10:34 AM

Hey, if TLC is good enough for a possible future President of the United States of America then its good enough for you motherfuckers! :lol:

julie j 01-24-2011 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man (Post 444646)
way to shit on a potentially funny thread.


:nee:

:rofl:

Sorry! They have been running that story all weekend. That lady is really pissing me off! :lol:

Kaneman 01-24-2011 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by julie j (Post 444644)
IWhy did she not leave the door open and at least give them a fighting chance.

Because they're cats, they're fucking evil, and she (even in her state of mental delusion) recognized that fact.

z06boy 01-24-2011 10:56 AM

My dad called me the other day and asked if I had ever seen this show which I hadn't. Some guy had like 2500 rats in his house. :lol: I watched an episode and couldn't believe how bad some of them are...talk about GROSS !! :willy:

Avatard 01-24-2011 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man (Post 444591)
They've just printed this post and are keeping it.


You know, in case they need it.

No, no, that TLC circus freak, I said HOARDERS!

RedRider2k2 01-24-2011 11:53 AM

One thing I noticed about Hoarders is that they tend to get mixed up a lot. A lot of the people they have on the show dont seem to be hoarders. Just lazy fucking pigs. When people come in to clean for them they have no problem getting rid of anything. They were just too useless to do it themselves.

Avatard 01-24-2011 12:22 PM

The filth is what infuriates me. Who lives in their own filth? Clutter, OK, you have issues...but trash? :mad:

ontwo 01-24-2011 12:29 PM

Watched the rat episode the other night. They had to tear apart every wall in his house to get all the damn rats. It was unbelievable. The guy had serious death issues.

Amber Lamps 01-24-2011 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by julie j (Post 444654)
:rofl:

Sorry! They have been running that story all weekend. That lady is really pissing me off! :lol:

and yet, if she had had 30+ abortions, no one would care....:idk:
































Of course I'm just messing with you.:lol:

Amber Lamps 01-24-2011 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ontwo (Post 444694)
Watched the rat episode the other night. They had to tear apart every wall in his house to get all the damn rats. It was unbelievable. The guy had serious death issues.

I saw the rabbit/chicken one the other day with the GF. I personally hate these "reality" shows but the GF likes them.:idk: BTW is everyone on this show big, fat, lower class white people without teeth?

Dave 01-24-2011 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Amber Lamps (Post 444780)
I saw the rabbit/chicken one the other day with the GF. I personally hate these "reality" shows but the GF likes them.:idk: BTW is everyone on this show big, fat, lower class white people without teeth?

I too wish this shit would go away. A tv show about these folks makes them feel mainstream, accepted. And this kind of behavior is only gonna get worse because of it.

Particle Man 01-24-2011 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Avatard (Post 444672)
No, no, that TLC circus freak, I said HOARDERS!

eh?

OneSickPsycho 01-24-2011 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man (Post 444789)
eh?

You're too far behind the curve to understand him.

CasterTroy 01-24-2011 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho (Post 444796)
You're too far behind the curve to understand him.

And don't lean left far enough

Apoc 01-24-2011 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Amber Lamps (Post 444774)
and yet, if she had had 30+ abortions, no one would care....:idk:


:

Why should anyone care. Theres nothing wrong with having a cluster of cells destroyed and sucked out of your body. Cats, however, are already alive, and were left to starve to death. As much as I hate cats, that is still wrong.

Trip 01-24-2011 05:25 PM

Screw hoarders, anyone see the coupon show? Dude got $6000 worth of groceries for $200 and some lady got $600 worth for $2.


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Originally Posted by Kaneman (Post 444664)
Because they're cats, they're fucking evil, and she (even in her state of mental delusion) recognized that fact.

A man of truth...

Amber Lamps 01-24-2011 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Apoc (Post 444802)
Why should anyone care. Theres nothing wrong with having a cluster of cells destroyed and sucked out of your body. Cats, however, are already alive, and were left to starve to death. As much as I hate cats, that is still wrong.

Just kidding and referring to the abortion thread. Although, I disagree that a 24 week old fetus is "just a cluster of cells", I agree that it is wrong. They should have wrung all of their necks in one quick motion before they left. Quick and painless. We wouldn't want them to suffer now would we?:wink:

Avatard 01-24-2011 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 444805)
Screw hoarders, anyone see the coupon show? Dude got $6000 worth of groceries for $200 and some lady got $600 worth for $2.




A man of truth...

If we, as a society, were better at putting these obsessive/compulsives to work for us, these people would have jobs at food banks.

julie j 01-24-2011 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Kaneman (Post 444664)
Because they're cats, they're fucking evil, and she (even in her state of mental delusion) recognized that fact.

Not all cats. There were some dogs, which I don't understand. If my dog was locked in a house full of cats I guarantee he would be last one standing. :lol:

Amber Lamps 01-24-2011 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by julie j (Post 444819)
Not all cats. There were some dogs, which I don't understand. If my dog was locked in a house full of cats I guarantee he would be last one standing. :lol:

:lol

I'm guessing that water became the issue. I'm sure that the living animals had no problem eating the dead ones.

Trip 01-24-2011 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Avatard (Post 444812)
If we, as a society, were better at putting these obsessive/compulsives to work for us, these people would have jobs at food banks.

The that did the $6000 one did provide for one. He literally gave about 100 boxes of cereal he got for free to the food bank. He gave a ton to the food bank.

Particle Man 01-24-2011 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by julie j (Post 444819)
Not all cats. There were some dogs, which I don't understand. If my dog was locked in a house full of cats I guarantee he would be last one standing. :lol:

:lol

Avatard 01-24-2011 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 444822)
The that did the $6000 one did provide for one. He literally gave about 100 boxes of cereal he got for free to the food bank. He gave a ton to the food bank.

Yeah, I saw that. But there's freaky folk that like, fucking do this "for a living", and have waaaaay more than they need.

We need to seek these, er "talented" people out, and put them to work on some fucking hunger task force for America's impoverished (so many of whom are children).

azoomm 01-24-2011 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Avatard (Post 444828)
Yeah, I saw that. But there's freaky folk that like, fucking do this "for a living", and have waaaaay more than they need.

We need to seek these, er "talented" people out, and put them to work on some fucking hunger task force for America's impoverished (so many of whom are children).

At the same time, just drop in the OCD freaks that seek therapy to cure their "problem" into each of these homes. I bet it would be cleaned quickly...

Avatard 01-24-2011 07:26 PM

Right? Pair off the compulsively clean, with the hoarders, and we have a win!

We need a "dating service" for whackjobs, and counselors to pair them off correctly.

Trip 01-24-2011 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Avatard (Post 444841)
Right? Pair off the compulsively clean, with the hoarders, and we have a win!

We need a "dating service" for whackjobs, and counselors to pair them off correctly.

That would be hilarious.

Particle Man 01-24-2011 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Avatard (Post 444841)
Right? Pair off the compulsively clean, with the hoarders, and we have a win!

We need a "dating service" for whackjobs, and counselors to pair them off correctly.

Next: on The Batchelor...

askmrjesus 01-24-2011 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man (Post 444871)
Next: on The Batchelor...

Wife Swap.

There are some weird motherfuckers on that show.

JC

Avatard 01-24-2011 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip (Post 444850)
That would be hilarious.

Right? There's yer fucking reality TV. Fuck putting half a dozen Guidos together, this would be some must see motherfucking TV.

Apoc 01-24-2011 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by julie j (Post 444819)
Not all cats. There were some dogs, which I don't understand. If my dog was locked in a house full of cats I guarantee he would be last one standing. :lol:

Not a chance. Anything short of a pitbull bred to fight would be torn apart by a cat. Its eyes would be slashed, and the cat would attack it mercilessly.

Im a dog lover, and I dont like cats. But I always think its funny when dog owners think that their dogs would easily kill a cat. Apparently you have no idea how quick, agile, and vicious a cat is.

azoomm 01-25-2011 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Avatard (Post 444841)
Right? Pair off the compulsively clean, with the hoarders, and we have a win!

We need a "dating service" for whackjobs, and counselors to pair them off correctly.

It's like eHarmony for the mentally ill...

nice.

Particle Man 01-25-2011 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Apoc (Post 444879)
Not a chance. Anything short of a pitbull bred to fight would be torn apart by a cat. Its eyes would be slashed, and the cat would attack it mercilessly.

Im a dog lover, and I dont like cats. But I always think its funny when dog owners think that their dogs would easily kill a cat. Apparently you have no idea how quick, agile, and vicious a cat is.

You forgot evil. Cats are evil.

julie j 01-25-2011 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Apoc (Post 444879)
Not a chance. Anything short of a pitbull bred to fight would be torn apart by a cat. Its eyes would be slashed, and the cat would attack it mercilessly.

Im a dog lover, and I dont like cats. But I always think its funny when dog owners think that their dogs would easily kill a cat. Apparently you have no idea how quick, agile, and vicious a cat is.

:lol: Have you met Diesel?

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i7...Picture027.jpg

the chi 01-25-2011 08:23 AM

I'm thinking if you paired an OCD and a Hoarder together, somebody's getting murdered. I know I've considered stabbing someone for messing with my OCD. :lol:

z06boy 01-25-2011 09:31 AM

I just kill them all...

http://www.twitfall.com/wp-content/u...3/dog-lion.jpg

azoomm 01-25-2011 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by the chi (Post 444922)
I'm thinking if you paired an OCD and a Hoarder together, somebody's getting murdered. I know I've considered stabbing someone for messing with my OCD. :lol:

:lol:

Either way, it would make for GREAT TV.

Particle Man 01-26-2011 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by the chi (Post 444922)
I'm thinking if you paired an OCD and a Hoarder together, somebody's getting murdered. I know I've considered stabbing someone for messing with my OCD. :lol:

That would make it PPV.

We could make MEEEEEELIONS

Avatard 01-26-2011 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by azoomm (Post 444903)
It's like eHarmony for the mentally ill...

nice.

eSanity.

lauralynne 01-26-2011 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by julie j (Post 444921)

Yes. I've met Diesel. He WOULD be last animal standing. No matter what animals started there.

And one of these days I'll be submitting my family for that damn show. I'm not Kidding.

Trip 01-26-2011 08:17 PM

LOL, no matter what dog you put in that house, there are a lot of animals that would absolutely make any dog their prison bitch.

z06boy 01-27-2011 09:38 AM

Most of our pets are puzzy's. :lol:

http://www.misterseed.com/LATESTnews...UNE/hyena2.jpg

OneSickPsycho 01-27-2011 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by z06boy (Post 445479)
Most of our pets are puzzy's. :lol:

http://www.misterseed.com/LATESTnews...UNE/hyena2.jpg

:wtfru:

Rangerscott 01-27-2011 10:34 PM

I hoard pussy. Is that bad?

Amber Lamps 01-27-2011 11:00 PM

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Most of our pets are puzzy's. :lol:

http://www.misterseed.com/LATESTnews...UNE/hyena2.jpg

true dat!

askmrjesus 01-28-2011 12:07 AM

I love Christmas morning in New Delhi.

Kids all decked out in their finest Earth, Wind and Fire PJ's, Cobras on the sand pile.

Good times.

JC

Triple 01-28-2011 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Apoc (Post 444879)
Not a chance. Anything short of a pitbull bred to fight would be torn apart by a cat. Its eyes would be slashed, and the cat would attack it mercilessly.

Im a dog lover, and I dont like cats. But I always think its funny when dog owners think that their dogs would easily kill a cat. Apparently you have no idea how quick, agile, and vicious a cat is.

http://www.emascc.com/downloads/NotSureIfSerious.jpg

z06boy 01-28-2011 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Amber Lamps (Post 445710)
true dat!

:lol: A Cobra...son of a..... !!!

Yep and all I've got is this little puzzy :lol:...



http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k1...y/IMG_0342.jpg

Particle Man 01-28-2011 10:49 AM

I hear cobra tastes like chicken.

askmrjesus 01-28-2011 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by z06boy (Post 445840)
:lol: A Cobra...son of a..... !!!

Yep and all I've got is this little puzzy :lol:...

Dude, I don't mean to be an alarmist or anything, but your snake is getting out.

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Originally Posted by Particle Man (Post 445844)
I hear cobra tastes like chicken.

I ran over one once in Thailand, but no feathers came out.

JC

Apoc 01-28-2011 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by julie j (Post 444921)



Sorry, I dont care how big he is. Like I said, I'm not a fan of cats, but I have seen them fight, and I have seen them cause more than one large, agressive dog turn tail and run. People dont seem to realize how fast, agile, strong and deadly cats are, as long as they still have their claws.

Thats a beautiful dog though!

Apoc 01-28-2011 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Triple (Post 445839)

Damn right im serious. If you think anything short of a viscious pitbull will take down a pissed off cat, your crazy.

Triple 01-29-2011 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Apoc (Post 445992)
Damn right im serious. If you think anything short of a viscious pitbull will take down a pissed off cat, your crazy.

I thought someone from the Canadian wilderness would know more about animals. Do mountain lions pass for house cats where you're from?

Any healthy dog on the plus side of 20 pounds can kill an average domestic cat (we'll exclude pugs and their mutant ilk, however). Cats can be vicious and they're often able to startle/scare larger predators from a fight, but they are light, weak, and fragile compared to the musculature of dogs. Felines don't start trumping canines until the size disparity disappears.

If there's one thing I've had the misfortune of witnessing way too much of in my life, it's animals killing other animals. Claws and crazy don't mean shit when it's getting the "shake."

Amber Lamps 01-29-2011 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Triple (Post 446022)
I thought someone from the Canadian wilderness would know more about animals. Do mountain lions pass for house cats where you're from?

Any healthy dog on the plus side of 20 pounds can kill an average domestic cat (we'll exclude pugs and their mutant ilk, however). Cats can be vicious and they're often able to startle/scare larger predators from a fight, but they are light, weak, and fragile compared to the musculature of dogs. Felines don't start trumping canines until the size disparity disappears.

If there's one thing I've had the misfortune of witnessing way too much of in my life, it's animals killing other animals. Claws and crazy don't mean shit when it's getting the "shake."

We had a mutt, German shepherd/husky mix that routinely killed cats without any problem. I know of at least six... Just like you said, once he got them in those jaws, it was all over.

Particle Man 01-29-2011 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Apoc (Post 445992)
Damn right im serious. If you think anything short of a viscious pitbull will take down a pissed off cat, your crazy.

My husky used to bring home cats as presents. They were the ones that turned wild as kittens.

Kaneman 01-29-2011 09:31 AM

Yoy guys realize a dog on the hunt won't even register those lil cat scratches as pain until well after the cat is dead right?

OneSickPsycho 01-29-2011 11:59 AM

Most pointless argument I've ever seen on this site...

Dogs are pack animals, cats are not. One on one, a large dog vs any normal domesticated feline would come out on top. 10 on one, same shit because the cats wouldn't attack together... dog would be snappin' neck bones left and right.


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