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Captain Morgan 10-02-2008 07:03 PM

Bad joke time...
 
What was the picture's defense when it was arrested?









































I swear I didn't do it. I was framed.

:rofl:

jeeps84 10-02-2008 07:05 PM

YUP! That Sucked!

Shift 10-02-2008 07:06 PM

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/so-not-funny.jpg

Mr Lefty 10-02-2008 07:06 PM

that's BAN worthy bad

Captain Morgan 10-02-2008 07:15 PM

I told you it was bad. I never said it was funny.

t-homo 10-02-2008 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Morgan (Post 75566)
I told you it was bad. I never said it was funny.

Bad joke. Homo.

Captain Morgan 10-02-2008 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t-rock (Post 75572)
Bad joke. Homo.

Yes, it's a bad joke, but I don't have sex with my friends when they're asleep. Therefore, I'm not a homo. :lol:

jeeps84 10-02-2008 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Morgan (Post 75573)
Yes, it's a bad joke, but I don't have sex with my friends when they're asleep. Therefore, I'm not a homo. :lol:

:zowned:

Mr Lefty 10-02-2008 07:50 PM

:rofl: poor T-rock... but think of it this way... it could always be worse...




























put yourself in your friends position! :lol:

jeeps84 10-02-2008 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 75580)
:rofl: poor T-rock... but think of it this way... it could always be worse...

















put yourself in your friends position! :lol:

I sleep with a 9MM in hands reach

PhiSig1071 10-02-2008 08:06 PM

Did you hear about the guy who stole a truckload of viagra?





Police said he was a hardened criminal!








What do you call a psychic midget that has escaped from prison?







A small medium at large!

jeeps84 10-02-2008 08:22 PM

Those are just as bad as Capt's

PhiSig1071 10-02-2008 08:52 PM

I know!

What do you call a cow with a twitch?




Beef Jerky!



What do you call a Nun that sleepwalks?





Roamin' Catholic!

Captain Morgan 10-02-2008 09:17 PM

Who granted the fish's wish?


It's fairy COD mother.

jeeps84 10-02-2008 10:38 PM

Pleas make it stop. I almost giggled

Mr Lefty 10-02-2008 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeeps84 (Post 75653)
Pleas make it stop. I almost giggled

FAG

JoJoYZF 10-02-2008 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 75656)
FAG

:lmao: I actually lol at you callin him on giggling.

jeeps84 10-02-2008 11:17 PM

like he never has

JoJoYZF 10-02-2008 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeeps84 (Post 75691)
like he never has

Oh you know he has. He isnt the :pebbs: for nothing.

Mr Lefty 10-02-2008 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeeps84 (Post 75691)
like he never has

nope never have... I chuckle or laugh only girls and cock gobblers giggle
Quote:

Originally Posted by JoJoYZF (Post 75695)
Oh you know he has. He isnt the :pebbs: for nothing.

actually I'm still unclear how I got the Princess title... other than Trip putting it in my custom user title one day... :lol:

JoJoYZF 10-02-2008 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 75702)
nope never have... I chuckle or laugh only girls and cock gobblers giggle


actually I'm still unclear how I got the Princess title... other than Trip putting it in my custom user title one day... :lol:

I had actually completely forgotten about it til you mentioned it in another thread.

jeeps84 10-02-2008 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 75702)
actually I'm still unclear how I got the Princess title... other than Trip putting it in my custom user title one day... :lol:

I'm sure you earned it.

Mr Lefty 10-02-2008 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoJoYZF (Post 75704)
I had actually completely forgotten about it til you mentioned it in another thread.

gee glad I could assist... now continue to fuck off

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeeps84 (Post 75708)
I'm sure you earned it.

probably... but god damn it... I can't remember why

JoJoYZF 10-02-2008 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 75711)
gee glad I could assist... now continue to fuck off



probably... but god damn it... I can't remember why

Aww, the princess is getting moody.

Mr Lefty 10-02-2008 11:29 PM

I'll show you fuck'n moody... lets go sledding... don't worry I'll keep a look out for the logs for ya :wink:



:lol:

JoJoYZF 10-02-2008 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 75713)
I'll show you fuck'n moody... lets go sledding... don't worry I'll keep a look out for the logs for ya :wink:



:lol:

:lol: Im still just glad I dodged the tree in the first place. That thing would have at the very least knocked me out cold.

Mr Lefty 10-02-2008 11:33 PM

:lol: yeah that'd have probably turned out quite bad

JoJoYZF 10-02-2008 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 75715)
:lol: yeah that'd have probably turned out quite bad

Even though the log didnt turn out a whole lot better...:lol:

Mr Lefty 10-02-2008 11:37 PM

well as long as your eye isn't in your cheek... I'd say walk it off

JoJoYZF 10-02-2008 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ebbs15 (Post 75720)
well as long as your eye isn't in your cheek... I'd say walk it off

Good call. Since it stayed in place and didnt sink thats about all I did. They didnt even give me any pain killers or anything. Just a few shots and some stitches.


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