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jgalt 11-27-2008 11:05 AM

More stupid from the Mom inlaw!
 
I still have here laptop because I got tired of messing with it. I finally decide to continue cleaning the piece, and find that 61 updates have not been installed. :panic: In other words, it has not had an update installed since I did it last nearly two years ago! Some people should not be allowed to use computers! :wtfru::db:

SoFlaSV 11-27-2008 11:06 AM

Smack that bitch right in the mouth.

jgalt 11-27-2008 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by SoFlaSV (Post 110242)
Smack that bitch right in the mouth.

I would rather smack her daughter's ass! :diitb:

Ninjakel 11-27-2008 11:55 AM

Nice! Smack Meli's ass for her :)

jgalt 11-27-2008 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Ninjakel (Post 110267)
Nice! Smack Meli's ass for her :)

I will! :rockout: Update on the i-Mom's laptop: It just bluescreened :zowned:

jgalt 11-27-2008 12:10 PM

She didn't even install SP2 dated 8/10/2004! WTF

Captain Morgan 11-27-2008 12:14 PM

Sounds like my parents. I feel for you.

jgalt 11-28-2008 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain Morgan (Post 110280)
Sounds like my parents. I feel for you.

I know it's like being tech support without the crappy pay haha

Corey 11-28-2008 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by jgalt (Post 110688)
I know it's like being tech support without the crappy pay haha

Dump all your porn onto her computer. Then put "convenient" shortcuts on her desktop with file names that she'll be unable to resist clicking on. Maybe something like "Christmas Sales", "Puppy Parade", and "My 8th Birthday". Or just delete all the normal shortcuts and use the icons on some of the videos. You don't know why ATM Chicks 9: Cash for Ass keeps popping up when she clicks on Internet Explorer.

Mr Lefty 11-28-2008 07:27 AM

each and every time I go home I have to deal with computer issues with my parents... so I got in the habit of backing up their files and just completely restoring the computer EVERY time I go home... even if it's not having issues. just safer that way :lol:

I do that on my computers too actually... about once a year, on a long weekend... (in winter of course) i'll wipe out my computer and start over from a Ghost image. greatly reduces the amount of problems I've had.

buzzcutt2 11-28-2008 09:10 AM

A hammer also works nicely.

jgalt 11-28-2008 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Corey (Post 110691)
Dump all your porn onto her computer. Then put "convenient" shortcuts on her desktop with file names that she'll be unable to resist clicking on. Maybe something like "Christmas Sales", "Puppy Parade", and "My 8th Birthday". Or just delete all the normal shortcuts and use the icons on some of the videos. You don't know why ATM Chicks 9: Cash for Ass keeps popping up when she clicks on Internet Explorer.

Haha yeah I have decided to have a bit of fun, but I am going to go with the old screenshot of the desktop, and hide all her icons! :rockout:

Ninjakel 11-28-2008 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by jgalt (Post 110736)
Haha yeah I have decided to have a bit of fun, but I am going to go with the old screenshot of the desktop, and hide all her icons! :rockout:


Classic!!!

Hondahugger 11-28-2008 02:42 PM

OMG Casey, you've been working on that laptop for weeks now! Well, I know where to take mine to when I fuck it up!

Corey 11-28-2008 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by jgalt (Post 110736)
Haha yeah I have decided to have a bit of fun, but I am going to go with the old screenshot of the desktop, and hide all her icons! :rockout:

A nice alternative to that is to do the same thing, hiding the icons and all, but instead of a screenshot of the icons, go with the old blue screen of death background.

jgalt 11-28-2008 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Hondahugger (Post 111003)
OMG Casey, you've been working on that laptop for weeks now! Well, I know where to take mine to when I fuck it up!

Yeah but I have just been picking at when I get really bored. I could have... uh I mean errr..... Yes, I am very slow, you should take yours elsewhere! :whistle:

jgalt 11-28-2008 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Corey (Post 111016)
A nice alternative to that is to do the same thing, hiding the icons and all, but instead of a screenshot of the icons, go with the old blue screen of death background.

That would be funny, but she wouldn't know what the hell that means. "I don't know. It is just blue and it doesn't work!" :idk:


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