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neebelung 04-01-2009 09:37 AM

Well, I can't stop spreading my legs thread....
 
...or turning it into a track bike for Chris, since I won't be able to ride it much longer. :panic:

Beware all -

there's a little Goldapple in the oven!!!


(the Blue txt is optimism that it'll be a boy :lol: )

Woo hoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ninjakel 04-01-2009 09:40 AM

Where the fuck is the shocked smilie at?

Congrats!!!!

neebelung 04-01-2009 09:41 AM

:lol: Ya shouldn't be TOO shocked, everyone's been expecting this announcement to come soon. (that's not to say I'M not shocked... )

Thanks!!!!!!

Looks like the Gap trip will be my last good riding adventure for a while... :)

ericr 04-01-2009 09:43 AM

Damn, at first I was thinkin "why's she gonna sell the R1?!?!?!?!?

Congrats Neebs, crossed fingers for a boy for ya :rockwoot:

lauralynne 04-01-2009 09:52 AM

wooHOOOO!!! congrats guys!!!

Dave 04-01-2009 09:55 AM

oh shit! congrats to both you and chris! and keep that sucker, you'll regret it later ;)

Cutty72 04-01-2009 09:59 AM

Congrats, and def keep it around. Then after you have the baby, you can make Chris stay home while you go ride.

neebelung 04-01-2009 10:00 AM

Thanks all!! Still in a fog here, just like WHOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... :lol: (but it's a GOOD whoah)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave (Post 189016)
and keep that sucker, you'll regret it later ;)

The baby or the R1? :lol: (j/k)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cutty72 (Post 189018)
Congrats, and def keep it around. Then after you have the baby, you can make Chris stay home while you go ride.

OHHHH now you're talkin!!

AquaPython 04-01-2009 10:18 AM

congrats!

Rider 04-01-2009 10:19 AM

Congrats. Does this mean you'll sell me Scarlett for real cheap? :lol:

t-homo 04-01-2009 10:21 AM

That is awesome Neebs. Congrats.

neebelung 04-01-2009 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rider (Post 189047)
Congrats. Does this mean you'll sell me Scarlett for real cheap? :lol:

:lol: Ummmmmm...........

Quote:

Originally Posted by t-rock (Post 189050)
That is awesome Neebs. Congrats.

:rofl: this giant red text blocks are killin me!!


Thanks everyone!

Quote:

Originally Posted by neebelung (Post 189054)
:lol: Ummmmmm...........



:rofl: this giant red text blocks are killin me!!


Thanks everyone!

:snort: Ok, now the red is gone and everything's backwards!!

JoJoYZF 04-01-2009 11:41 AM

Im skeptical because of the day this was announced, but congrats none the less neebs

HurricaneHeather 04-01-2009 11:59 AM

Running away from the water.....


Congrats girlie!!! Chant: Boy, Boy Boy. Very Tall Boy. :D

zed 04-01-2009 12:01 PM

think we are going to need video proof since you posted it today.








in case it's not a joke, congratulations

z06boy 04-01-2009 12:17 PM

Congrats...unless it's an April Fool's joke and then congrats on keeping the R1 !! :idk:

dReWpY 04-01-2009 12:25 PM

i want your bike, and its prollya hellva april fools joke

Yamerhaw 04-01-2009 12:53 PM

has to be a joke, cause nobody would sell a burgandy R1

neebelung 04-01-2009 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zed (Post 189131)
think we are going to need video proof since you posted it today.

in case it's not a joke, congratulations

One peed-on stick, coming right up! (well, after around 5:30 anyway -- not like I brought it to work with me :lol: )

Quote:

Originally Posted by z06boy (Post 189151)
Congrats...unless it's an April Fool's joke and then congrats on keeping the R1 !! :idk:

:lol: Thanks!! I dunno, I'm gettin a lot of interest in the bike, so I might be able to make some $$$ off of it (besides, jennings is a good 600cc track, you don't need a liter bike out there)

Quote:

Originally Posted by drew peacock (Post 189157)
i want your bike, and its prollya hellva april fools joke

How much ya wanna give me for it?

dReWpY 04-01-2009 12:55 PM

i say name your baby raven, after the best r1 color

neebelung 04-01-2009 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yamerhaw (Post 189207)
has to be a joke, cause nobody would sell a burgandy R1

:dvrofl: Hey, I never said the selling the bike part was set in stone

Quote:

Originally Posted by drew peacock (Post 189210)
i say name your baby raven, after the best r1 color

:panic: Wait, we want a boy - if we name a BOY Raven, he'll be destined to be some emo fag. No thanks! :lol:

neebelung 04-01-2009 12:58 PM

snort

Nice title change, Droopy Cock!! :nee:

stylemaster53 04-01-2009 05:18 PM

Congrats!!!

Amber Lamps 04-01-2009 05:37 PM

Congrats Neebs. Ok now we wait for Chi's announcement before I give up on women entirely!

Particle Man 04-01-2009 08:13 PM

If it's not an April Fool's joke then congrats (at least 4 people have tried pulling this one on me today :lol:)

Mr Lefty 04-01-2009 08:14 PM

:lol: nice title!

neebelung 04-02-2009 07:55 AM

As IF I would sell Scarlet....
 
:rofl:

April Fool's!

:nee:

Mr Lefty 04-02-2009 08:13 AM

but have you taken a preg test?


I'd laugh like hell if that shit bit you in the as... well near the ass :lol:

I had a co-worker who did this 2 years ago... next wee found out she was 3 weeks pregnant :rofl: funny shit...

neebelung 04-02-2009 08:19 AM

:rofl: No I haven't, but I'm REEEEEAAALLLLLY careful about *ahem* prevention of preggoness. (and you'll note, I never actually said the words "I'm" and "pregnant" together :lol:)

I'd have to laugh if this came to bite me in the ass too, though. :lol:

rogue 04-02-2009 08:51 AM

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


Good one, Neebs! :dthumb:

z06boy 04-02-2009 08:55 AM

So this was a joke and you really can stop spreading your legs ? :panic:

Hate it for your guy. :lol:

neebelung 04-02-2009 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rogue (Post 189871)
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


Good one, Neebs! :dthumb:

:rofl:

Quote:

Originally Posted by z06boy (Post 189872)
So this was a joke and you really can stop spreading your legs ? :panic:

Hate it for your guy. :lol:


:dvrofl: Ok 1.) I'm not responsible for Drewp's edit on the thread title, and 2.) I never said I don't spread my legs for my hubby, but as posted above, I do practice conception prevention. :lol:

rogue 04-02-2009 09:22 AM

I had a feeling it may have been an April Fools joke, hence why I didn't post up a congrats yesterday. Something about getting rid of the bike or turning it into a track bike set off a bell telling me something wasn't quite right. :lol:

z06boy 04-02-2009 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neebelung (Post 189875)
:rofl:




:dvrofl: Ok 1.) I'm not responsible for Drewp's edit on the thread title, and 2.) I never said I don't spread my legs for my hubby, but as posted above, I do practice conception prevention. :lol:


:lol: :twfix:

Captain Morgan 04-02-2009 09:43 AM

Congrats! If you need someone to ride that R1, I'll be happy to take it off your hands for a year or so. ;)

the chi 04-02-2009 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TIGGER (Post 189438)
Congrats Neebs. Ok now we wait for Chi's announcement before I give up on women entirely!

Yeah, never gonna happen!! Me + Babies = :panic:

Good one Nee!

Mr Lefty 04-02-2009 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Chi (Post 189910)
Yeah, never gonna happen!! Me + Babies = :panic:

Good one Nee!

:lol: uh huh...

the chi 04-02-2009 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eBBs15 (Post 189919)
:lol: uh huh...

What the hell is wrong with your s/n?

Mr Lefty 04-02-2009 10:20 AM

trip apparently things I need boobs :idk:

the chi 04-02-2009 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eBBs15 (Post 189922)
trip apparently things I need boobs :idk:

BWAHAHAHAHAHA...thats awesome, I'll lend you an old bra!

Mr Lefty 04-02-2009 10:24 AM

:lol: naw... I like the attention

Trip 04-02-2009 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eBBs15 (Post 189922)
trip apparently things I need boobs :idk:

what can I say, I like boobs.

ericr 04-02-2009 11:50 AM

Btw Neebs...... redflip you suck!!!! :D

zed 04-02-2009 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ericr (Post 189966)
Btw Neebs...... redflip you suck!!!! :D

maybe she's a good girl.

rogue 04-02-2009 11:54 AM

:rofl:

Hey Neebs....you know you won't be able to pull this shit next year, right? :lol:

neebelung 04-02-2009 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ericr (Post 189966)
Btw Neebs...... redflip you suck!!!! :D

:nee:

Yamer hit the nail on the head -- NO one would sell a shift red R1... :drool:


(well, except thankfully the guy who sold it to me :lol: )

Yamerhaw 04-02-2009 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neebelung (Post 189973)
:nee:

Yamer hit the nail on the head -- NO one would sell a shift red R1... :drool:


(well, except thankfully the guy who sold it to me :lol: )


I KNEW IT:rockout:

Amber Lamps 04-02-2009 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Chi (Post 189910)
Yeah, never gonna happen!! Me + Babies = :panic:

Good one Nee!


Have I ever happened to mention that I'm fixed? hint,hint....

t-homo 04-02-2009 08:14 PM

BTW, I can't stop laughing at the thread title EVERY time I see it.

Amber Lamps 04-02-2009 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t/RoCk (Post 190248)
BTW, I can't stop laughing at the thread title EVERY time I see it.


That's because YOU have the same problem with your butt cheeks!!!!

t-homo 04-02-2009 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TIGGER (Post 190274)
That's because YOU have the same problem with your butt cheeks!!!!

I took a massive dump a few minutes ago, but the way you are referring to it, you would be incorrect.

101lifts2 04-02-2009 09:45 PM

How did this happen?

Trip 04-02-2009 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TIGGER (Post 190274)
That's because YOU have the same problem with your butt cheeks!!!!

:lol: :zowned:

Captain Morgan 04-02-2009 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ericr (Post 189966)
Btw Neebs...... redflip you suck!!!! :D

No, because if she did, then maybe this wouldn't happen. ;)

Mr Lefty 04-02-2009 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TIGGER (Post 190218)
Have I ever happened to mention that I'm fixed? hint,hint....

did she ever mention she's married? :lol:

t-homo 04-02-2009 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eBBs15 (Post 190338)
did she ever mention she's married? :lol:

it is a pretty recent thing. I'm pissed she didn't invite me for the ceremony.

Mr Lefty 04-02-2009 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t/RoCk (Post 190341)
it is a pretty recent thing. I'm pissed she didn't invite me for the ceremony.

it was just a small private affair.

Fleck750 04-03-2009 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eBBs15 (Post 190347)
it was just a small private affair.


She had some really good pics of the event, though. :)

t-homo 04-03-2009 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eBBs15 (Post 190347)
it was just a small private affair.

Yeah, that's what she told me.

Amber Lamps 04-03-2009 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eBBs15 (Post 190338)
did she ever mention she's married? :lol:


I quoted Chi DUFUS!

t-homo 04-03-2009 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TIGGER (Post 190398)
I quoted Chi DUFUS!

He knows she got married around a month ago. :lol:

Amber Lamps 04-03-2009 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t/RoCk (Post 190402)
He knows she got married around a month ago. :lol:


Oh....:jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:

t-homo 04-03-2009 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TIGGER (Post 190406)
Oh....:jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:

It's a shame isn't it.

neebelung 04-03-2009 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yamerhaw (Post 190003)
I KNEW IT:rockout:

:rofl: Yup, you called it...

Quote:

Originally Posted by t/RoCk (Post 190248)
BTW, I can't stop laughing at the thread title EVERY time I see it.

It does crack me up, too... Thanks Drewp.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 101lifts2 (Post 190288)
How did this happen?

How did what happen? How did I NOT become pregnant? Well there's plenty of ways to keep it from happening.. :lol:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Morgan (Post 190295)
No, because if she did, then maybe this wouldn't happen. ;)

:lol: Have you not caught up with the thread (where I admit I'm not preggers?)

Captain Morgan 04-03-2009 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neebelung (Post 190436)
:lol: Have you not caught up with the thread (where I admit I'm not preggers?)

Nope, didn't catch up. Good April Fools gag!!

ericr 04-03-2009 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neebelung (Post 190436)
How did what happen? How did I NOT become pregnant? Well there's plenty of ways to keep it from happening.. :lol:


This is how....

Quote:

Originally Posted by ericr (Post 189966)
Btw Neebs...... redflip you suck!!!! :D

:D

the chi 04-03-2009 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TIGGER (Post 190218)
Have I ever happened to mention that I'm fixed? hint,hint....


:rofl: I was going to mention that I didnt think my hubby was up for sharing, but I see my boys took care of me!

Dont throw yourself off a cliff tigger, its okay hunny...besides, you werent faithful anyway, I read you flirting with everyone else! :skep:


:lol:

Particle Man 04-03-2009 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ericr (Post 190520)
This is how....



:D

:lmao:

Amber Lamps 04-03-2009 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Chi (Post 190545)
:rofl: I was going to mention that I didnt think my hubby was up for sharing, but I see my boys took care of me!

Dont throw yourself off a cliff tigger, its okay hunny...besides, you werent faithful anyway, I read you flirting with everyone else! :skep:


:lol:


No baby those other girls meant NOTHING to me,it was ALWAYS you, I swear! Yea okay you got me,I'm an internet slut!


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