Ask me anything
 

Ok boys, for one night only I am here to answer all you manly questions, the one who asks the hottest question may just get a visit from me, I'll even give you a reach around if you ask nicely.

What the Fuck Is wrong with you.

Wrong with me? I didn't get to touch you sweet ginger ass is whats wrong with me

Wow dude, youre out there todfay huh?

Lol.:hss:

I do sheep too!

LolWut?

Shouldnt you be playing on /b/ ?

And you seemed so normal. Thanks for waiting til after the rally to come out, much less awkward.

No what was akward was waking up next to you that one morning, wow I felt fierd after

Do you like creamy or extra chunky? During three ways i use extra chunky
(of course when you and your significant other are having the sex)

Creamy or chunky, it still rolls off my face just the same

off the face and in the ass what i always say or off the ass and in the face which ever you prefer
btw its all about the Skippy

Do i win a peanutty reach around? I been yearnin since my bf left

I really want to see if there is anyone else who can truly fill me with creamy joy first, but youre in the lead so far

Well looks like i ll get back in my gorilla costume to jack off the devil for his mid afternoon snackbreak
Note to self: Remember don't swallow it will burn all the way down.

Only burns a little bit

Im no pro like yourself im still building up my tolerance

I've been doing it for a long time, sorta like Bob Sagat when he sucks dick for coke

:lol

Stop everything and punch yourself in the dick.

:sorry: :lol:

Its OK, your balls can thank me later

be gentle.

I will be I will be, as long as you won'y be

Here's a legitimate question. What gender are you?

I'm all boy baby!!!!!

all lady boy or doth i call you the tranny surprise

Then boy you shall be.... because we officially revoke your man card!!!! :panic:

(That is unless you forgot to sign off another forum members computer, which could very well have happened....)

I revoked my own man card the first time I stuck my own finger up my ass

Trip, are you logging in as NTS?

Nope, I'm not logging in as NTS

"Banana Hammock" :lol:

yeah, that person is a real character. Wasn't too creative with their email and sort of gave away the mystery.

Did you guys not read the keys on his avatar?

"Derf Rocks"
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DRUG TESTS

Who me? I would never do something so childish as impersonate NTS

I was bustin his balls. I never got a rise out of him and forgot to switch it out cause i've been away from the cpu for a week, so i come back and the dude has spent legitamate time makeing me look like an ass.

sixty freakin posts on a bum account just seems a bit overkill.

I was bored