Ah, customer service
 

Was walking a guy through our website the other day and I get this gem:

Me: Click on step 2

Him: There is no step 2. There are only 4 steps.


I literally just sat there in stunned silence until he figured it out.

Yep deal with them all the time and really makes you wonder how they ever made it past puberty.

A co-worker has twins. A boy and a girl.

He told me people are always asking if they are identical.

He said he just stares at them silently.

People are dumb, what more can be said. You should have given him the finger and said how many fingers am I holding up? Then held up your other had and again giving him the middle finger and said now ho many fingers am I holding up? I think that would get the point across just nicely.

this one made me :lol:

wow

It's ok my Fiancee's Mother told me stories about her baby brother...when she first had him and took him out and about and stuff people would come up and ask what HER name was...yet she dressed him in Blue all the time...

Dont people know the generic baby colors??

A friend of mine in FL and I look enough alike to be related, so at the bars we'd get the "are you two brothers?" comment once in a while. After a while, we started replying "yes, we're a month apart". It was sad how few people caught it. :lol:

Ummm... me and my sister are 11 days apart... "Papa was a rolling stone, wherever he laid his hat was his home..."

I have 2 close friends I grew up with that were in a similar situation but they were 2 months apart. Their dad is still married to his first wife... I guess she forgave him. :idk:

It's amazing isn't it?

Yep.

And if you told anybody that, it should at least ellicit an eyebrow raise. :lol:

True!:lol:

My mom was recently on a cruise and was telling me some of the questions people ask.

Does the boat makes it’s own electricity?

Do they use satellite or cable? :lol

On a dive boat in Honduras:

Tourist: Is this island here year round?

Me: No, we tow it to a big hanger during the rainy season, so it doesn't get wet.

JC

I have to wear sunglasses all the time because of my eyes. The other day I drove up to someone's house and the first thing they said was "Hey, are you blind?" I said "Yep, sure am." The guy asked me "So how do you drive?" I told him I just steer away from the screams.

I had a job as a copier repair man. Copy machines have this thing called a bypass tray, its where you put in just a few sheets of special paper or over head projector sheets. Because you would not put paper there if you did not want to use that paper most machines will automatically take that sheet if there is one in the bypass.

The bypass will also pull in a bag of doritoes if they are set on the bypass area. I had this happen and after fixing it I told the office manager I would need a signature because the call was billable. I explained why and she said to me with a completely straight face, "It could not have been one of our staff they are not allowed to eat anywhere but the break room." I waited a few seconds and she said "what am I thinking you did not bring in a bag with you". I can not tell you how glad I was that she figured that out cause if I would have had to explain it to her there mght have been trouble.

Damn it!
I have had that song in my head since I read this!

:lol

When I flag traffic I'll have people come to complete stop when it's on the "slow" side. Or they'll be stopped and I'll flip it to "slow". They'll point to the sign and look at me going "Do I go" or similar. I use to point to them to go but now I just stand there until they figure it out.