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Riceaholic 07-30-2009 12:11 AM

Awesome craigslist find...
 
http://orlando.craigslist.org/mcy/1294909474.html

Gas Man 07-30-2009 12:37 AM

serouisly?

it don't have carbs you numbnuts!

nevermind... the whole damn thing is pointless

Dave 07-30-2009 12:42 AM

damn, i should email him for some tuning pointers

BobTheBiker 07-30-2009 12:47 AM

wow. I"ll take it. told him I'd be by in the morning with the garden shears to throw in a free vasectomy for him.

tommymac 07-30-2009 01:06 AM

He needs lambo doors, guess hes got a riced out civic that mom gave to him:wtfru:

Tom

HokieDNA01 07-30-2009 01:40 AM

I'm hoping that whole ad was a joke.

Gas Man 07-30-2009 04:50 AM

We can all have a dream. That there aren't stupid people in the world. For in this dream bullets are cheap and no crime to use them on stupid.

Rider 07-30-2009 08:39 AM

Douchebag in the highest degree.

Trip 07-30-2009 08:45 AM

I wonder if that is that 954 OSP sold.

tommymac 07-30-2009 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gas Man (Post 248980)
We can all have a dream. That there aren't stupid people in the world. For in this dream bullets are cheap and no crime to use them on stupid.

Problem is you cant kill that which is already dead :lol:

Tom

wildchild 07-30-2009 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tommymac (Post 249020)
Problem is you cant kill that which is already dead :lol:

Tom

ah but only the brain is dead we can still kill the body that carries the empty head around.

Particle Man 07-30-2009 09:28 AM

holy hell I hope that's a joke.

Rider 07-30-2009 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Particle Man (Post 249073)
holy hell I hope that's a joke.

Werd to your mutha!

OneSickPsycho 07-30-2009 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip (Post 249016)
I wonder if that is that 954 OSP sold.

No, I didn't trade bikes with a thugged out douchenozzle... He was a redneck cracka. Plus that bike has high mount exhaust.

The only thing that ad is missing is a 'yut-ugghhh'

Amber Lamps 07-30-2009 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trip (Post 249016)
I wonder if that is that 954 OSP sold.

Nah, OSP's was only bored out to 1100cc and only did 185 mph in 5th...:lol:

Sixxxxer 07-30-2009 12:16 PM

Snigg?? ;)

Amber Lamps 07-30-2009 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sixxxxer (Post 249276)
Snigg?? ;)

:lol:

Riceaholic 07-31-2009 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Particle Man (Post 249073)
holy hell I hope that's a joke.

I assure you it's not...It's Florida...and people wonder why I so rarely ride on the street anymore.

Mr Lefty 07-31-2009 07:20 AM

what? no NOS? fuck that shit... I'll pass

Fleck750 07-31-2009 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gas Man (Post 248962)
serouisly?

it don't have carbs you numbnuts!

nevermind... the whole damn thing is pointless


But they bored them out, so it must have carbs. :lol:

Gas Man 07-31-2009 02:23 PM

the asshat doesn't know the difference between a carb and a throttle body. LORD HELP THEM!

zer0t 07-31-2009 07:55 PM

Holy $hit what a great add, I almost want to buy it.

Homeslice 07-31-2009 08:07 PM

Orlando, no surprise there...........Probably the lowest average IQ of any metro area, because of all the low-skill service workers taking care of tourists.

Fleck750 07-31-2009 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice (Post 249741)
Orlando, no surprise there...........Probably the lowest average IQ of any metro area, because of all the low-skill service workers taking care of tourists.

They told me I was unemployable because I only spoke English. :lol: Said I wouldn't be able to understand my fellow employees.

Now I feel like a Mensa candidate. :D

OneSickPsycho 08-03-2009 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Homeslice (Post 249741)
Orlando, no surprise there...........Probably the lowest average IQ of any metro area, because of all the low-skill service workers taking care of tourists.

I know I've been getting progessively more retarded each day I've lived here....

marko138 08-03-2009 11:00 AM

I dont think 7800 is fair. I'm gonna offer 10 G's.

Amber Lamps 08-03-2009 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fleck750 (Post 249758)
They told me I was unemployable because I only spoke English. :lol: Said I wouldn't be able to understand my fellow employees.

Now I feel like a Mensa candidate. :D

Hey, I've been in that spot before. I couldn't get a job in Texas because I don't speak Spanish... I'm like wtf? I was so pissed ! I had just gotten out of the military (injury), come back from the ME, found out my wife was pregnant... Man the world is lucky I didn't go postal!!!:lol: I ended up moving back to Michigan and starting over. Although the way it is now, I'd probably have the same situation now...:panic:

Gas Man 08-04-2009 08:07 AM

OIC now Tigger... now it all makes sense why you are the way you are. It truely isnt your fault you are the way you are. I tell caveman the same thing... Military screwed you up! Sorry... :lol:


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