A Woman's Perfect Day
 

A Woman's Perfect Day










8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses








8:30 Weigh-in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday








8:45 Breakfast in bed-freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants;open presents- expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner








9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil








10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer








10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave








12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe








12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained 22lbs








1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit








3:00 Nap








4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer








4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk-says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body








5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe








7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/ dancers








10:00 Hot shower- alone








10:50 Carried to bed. freshly ironed, crisp, white linen








11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling








11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms












6:00 Alarm








6:15 Blow job








6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section








7:00 Breakfast-steak and eggs, coffee and toast-all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot








7:30 Limo arrives








7:45 Several beers en route to the airport








9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet








9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)








9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)








11:45 Lunch-steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Peringon








12:15 Blow job








12:30 Play back nine (4 under)








2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)








2:30 Fly to Bahamas








3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot








4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)-on light tackle








5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle Macpherson








6:45 Shit, shower and shave








7:00 Watch news-Michael Jackson assassinated








7:30 Dinner-lobster appetizers, Dom Peringon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits








9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies








11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer








11:30 Night-cap blow job








11:45 In bed alone








11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room








11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

lmao

:lol:

I love being a woman!

Too bad we never get our perfect day

neither do we!

do the blowjobs count???? If so, then Leon has gotten very close

the guy must have eaten alot to take 2 shits in 1 day and fart before bed :idk:

nah, it just that most men are full of shit half the time naturally and need a pressure release valve installed.

:lol: :lol: