oh I forgot one...
I was loading my bike in the back of my truck... and decided to ride up the ramp out of my garage... well the ramp slid back and fell on the ground... but I kept the bike up... so I tried again... only this time I backed my truck closer to the garage and used the lip of the garage floor to stop the ramp from sliding back...
only I didn't figure that going up the ramp sitting on the bike I'd be too tall... so as I'm riding I figure this out... go to lean over and put my foot through one of the holes in the ramp (ladder style atv ramp) and so here's me... leg through the ramp... bike on top of me... hang'n off the side of the ramp... had to slide the bike over (scratch'n the fairings) so I could squeeze my leg out... then stand the bike back up... and try again...
I'm retarded