Oh yeah...thought of another "moment".
Pulled into the gas station...rolled up to the pumps that sit on a raised island...on my Kawasaki ZX-11 that still had the stock 4-into-2 header.
Well this was in my squidly days...wearing shorts...put the stand down and stepped off the bike. Well when it leaned left onto the stand it pinned my leg between the hot pipe and the "raised island" that the pump sits on.
Only did that once.