I make it a point to park next to people who take up 2 spaces (that half space they lave so nobody else parks next to them) because they're either:
A) too lazy to park in the lines
B) too self imporant and think that the lines are for everyone else
C) dumb
D) all of the above
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I'm not "fat."
I'm "Enlarged to show texture."
Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.
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