Two pure bred English mastiffs. The first, Tarquin, was spayed. The other, I forget her name, belongs to a mastiff breeder. She's on her third or fourth litter. They are the same age.
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This was no time for half measures. He was a captain, godsdammit. An officer.
Things like this didn't present a problem for an officer. Officers had a tried and
tested way of solving problems like this. It was called a sergeant.
-Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
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