[Smittie61984]

I had a SUV while on a group ride get right on my buddy's ass. It was his 2nd ride outside of his subdivision and he was on a Ninja250. I literally couldn't fit my motorcycle between the bumper of that SUV and my buddy's bike. I had my 44magnum on the side and clear as day on my right side. I get to their side and start jerking my head in a get back motion and they finally did once they saw Mr. Shiny on my side. Now we were waaaay out in the country and it was a SUV of black people. I bet they were thinking "Holy shit, honkeys are crazy out here". They didn't pull into the gas station we pulled into.

Now I also Road Cycle, and you want to see some aggresion, ride one of those bad boys. Punk ass highschoolers think it's funny to pick on us cause we are a bunch of faggots in tights. While riding one day the high school let out and a group of 3 dudes in a mustang go by. They say something stupid so I flick them off. They slam on the brakes and turn around and start saying they were going to beat my ass for flicking them off. I punched the driver in the face and tried to drag him out of his car though his window. He took off.

I don't think they realized that I am a 220lb fucker out there in fairly decent shape. They probably thought I was some 150lb Tour de France road cyclist pussy who would back down. And I'm sure his buddies gave him hell about getting decked by some fat boy in tights. They'd really shit a brick if they saw me yank my 357 out of my camelback.