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Old 03-26-2009, 10:34 AM   #14
Rider
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The definition of a Texan:

A Mexican who was on his way to Oklahoma and got lost...




(My mom who is a Texan told me that joke)

Another:

The only thing that separates Amarillo from the North Pole is a barbwire fence.
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