Those articles are obvious fabrications. Everybody knows that Toyotas are perfect in every way.
I knew a guy once who ran a Toyota pickup with nothing but gravel in the gas tank and concrete mix in the crankcase. For 8872645786234987238467592375934 miles. On the surface of the sun. He'd still have it if it wasn't stolen by Mexican drug runners. They wanted it for it's ability to withstand anti-tank rounds, haul 475 metric shit-tons of marijuana and cocaine, and still be able to break the sound barrier in first gear. True story.
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