Sigh..
I am incredibly house poor, as I just bought the place I've been living in for the last couple years.
I was just at the dealer, talking to the service manager. He mentions he has a brand new K&N he's going to install in a couple weeks. Of course, I had to ask "Wanna sell it and order yourself another?"
$85 later, I'm down one "off season" mod. And I'll be eating Ramen for a few days..