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Originally Posted by Dave
blonde on the left? looks plenty good to me  |
yea she was hot as hell. but i was drunk as hell. So i told her to put the jacket on, she looked better with it.
On one hand, i was thinking who the fuck cares they're just models that get paid to smile and pretend to like fat guys, and i have a better chance at winning the lottery than ever screwing here
on the other hand, i do buy a lottery ticket now and again.
NOBODY liked me after that, i got cut out of the damn pictures... But her face there describes the situation best. afterwards she ran away behind a building, i think i made her cry
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on a lighter note the brunette i wasnt demoralizing TOTALLY got the joke, but who the fuck cares what a brunette thinks.