09-16-2009, 01:34 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
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Quote:
Originally Posted by askmrjesus
You know, I'm not even sure why this is a question. You Californians are just too PC for your own good. Luckily for you, I happen to be a certified assertiveness trainer.
Let's try a role playing exercise.
I'll pretend I'm your friend, you pretend you're not a 12 year old girl. Ready? OK, here we go:
Me: Brian and I think you should get a two-stroke.
You: I think you and Brian are faggots. In fact, I've been meaning to ask you if you use "two-stroke" as a control word when Brian is ass banging you.
Me: You look tired, you need a two-stroke.
You: You know who else looks tired? You mother, the bus-stop whore.
Me: I think...
You: Who the fuck cares what you think? You think Dick is a food group. Are we gonna ride, or do you have to fill in for Dear Abby today?
See? Easy.
JC
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